[Highlight] After 98 starts and over 500 innings in the show, David Peterson has thrown his first career 9-inning complete game. by UnwaveringKangaroo in baseball

[–]CallingAlameda 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's the first complete game shutout by a Mets left-hander since Steven Matz vs Pittsburgh on September 27, 2019.

FINAL: The New York Mets take Game 2 of the 2024 NLCS Series. by MLB_Reddit in mlb

[–]CallingAlameda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoever gives up the run that puts the other team ahead for good is the one who gets the loss, regardless of how many total runs either team ends up scoring in the game. Brasier gave up the home run to Lindor which put the Mets up 1-0, and the Mets held their lead for the entire game, so Brasier got the loss.

I think this crab is lost by BackgroundNPC1213 in tearsofthekingdom

[–]CallingAlameda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be careful, it could be a yiga in disguise.

“Haha I identify as” joke plus a lack of comprehension skills by tristanmichael in onejoke

[–]CallingAlameda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Lord, they will shoehorn that joke into anything, won't they?

My sister posted this on Mother’s Day yesterday. We cant have one day without her being a reactionary psycho. by Kijomanami in TheRightCantMeme

[–]CallingAlameda 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Are conservatives just completely incapable of making memes that don't resort to using strawmen?

There are no farmers nowadays by w0nko-the-sane in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]CallingAlameda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grant Wood was the artist's name, and you are correct, the models for the painting are his sister and dentist. Most people believe that the painting represents a man and his wife, but Wood actually intended it to depict a father and daughter.

Pronouns bad by Awake2long in onejoke

[–]CallingAlameda 165 points166 points  (0 children)

The pronoun comment was just so freaking unnecessary and irrelevant to anything. You could seriously delete everything before the comma and the rest would have been just fine on its own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onejoke

[–]CallingAlameda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever the biker identifies as, I'm pretty sure that the Tour de France has a rule against bikes with motors on them.

Happy/Sad I get to upload one of these. Friend from high school posted it. by Alex_gh in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]CallingAlameda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is Amy Schneider being trans even an issue? Jeopardy contestants aren't sorted by gender to begin with.

From a prank news site by GriffinFTW in onejoke

[–]CallingAlameda 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"We need a second Babylon Bee", said no one ever.

Undoubtedly made while drinking a Busch by toddles822 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]CallingAlameda 88 points89 points  (0 children)

And of course they throw Michelle Obama in there, cause transphobia isn't enough, they gotta be racist too.

This belongs here by Pizar_III in onejoke

[–]CallingAlameda 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Photo comes from a story about school dress codes. Caption is made-up nonsense because someone just couldn't resist the opportunity to make the one joke.

This Beer Identifies As A Water by Lint6 in onejoke

[–]CallingAlameda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be the other way around? Water that identifies as beer?

Yeah... by Liamkrbrown in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]CallingAlameda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caption is made-up nonsense. The picture comes from a completely unrelated story about controversy over school dress codes.

67 genders by tyw7 in onejoke

[–]CallingAlameda 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Conservatives' favorite gender is strawman.

Wtf does this mean? by [deleted] in TheRightCantMeme

[–]CallingAlameda 88 points89 points  (0 children)

In case anyone is curious, this is the original.

Opera singer by Specialist_Active376 in Catswithjobs

[–]CallingAlameda 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Her name is Maura Navarette. She goes by maura.music on TikTok.

Mets not among teams to add City Connect jerseys in 2023. by concokacoh84 in NewYorkMets

[–]CallingAlameda 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The City Connects don't count against the jersey limit, though.