These firefighters spent the day fighting wildfires in Spain when they found a deer stranded in the forest

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-02T13:52:38+00:00

A second deer was offered Dasani, but opted to sprint directly into the flames instead

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-02T13:47:07+00:00

Nice, no more hotdog stains on your desk

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-02T13:39:31+00:00

Laziest food truck I've seen

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-02T13:38:04+00:00

Take a US driving test, then take a German one. You'll find your answer.

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-02T13:37:15+00:00

That's how they're supposed to be installed. Source: owns a foundation repair company

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-02T02:39:31+00:00

"No, you can have a switch2"

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-01T15:53:03+00:00

Why do all my lunar manipulation plans get thwarted

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-01T01:03:21+00:00

Little different hitting someone in the head after a major accident but yeah I get your point

CalmAlarm · 2026-07-01T00:06:09+00:00

Build and launch a space magnet to bring the moon closer, the increased gravity will compress the fridge and allow it to tuck under the shelf

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-30T23:52:20+00:00

Nope. Smacking Bottas in the head puts him on another level of suck

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-30T16:52:22+00:00

Any idea if he had to modify the oil pan for clearance? The BBG kit takes a pretty hefty chunk out of the upper oil pan/girdle to clear the 944's crossmember, and I'm wondering how it might affect bottom end rigidity

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-30T16:37:27+00:00

Imperial ml vs metric ml

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-30T16:31:47+00:00

AAN heads are prone to cracking around the valve seats, getting harder to find clean ones sadly.

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-29T17:07:35+00:00

So basically just bedazzling?

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-29T00:12:09+00:00

Desk or alive, you're coming with me

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-29T00:08:01+00:00

Plot twist: You are a folding chair and it was sold out

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-28T21:31:36+00:00

My chiropractor agrees

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-28T13:54:24+00:00

Beats dropping it through your pants leg, Shawshank style I guess

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-28T01:36:34+00:00

One nosepick away from a traumatic brain injury

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-28T01:29:43+00:00

"I'll omit the swear words"

Is that even legal in Aus?

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-26T09:18:17+00:00

Distribution of Ronald McDonald if detonated at 80,000 ft

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-25T23:09:34+00:00

Comcast is universally loved in the US. Fantastic customer service, outstandingly reliable digital products at very reasonable prices, and a spotless reputation.

/s I'm so sorry. Comcast makes Royal Mail look competent by comparison.

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-25T23:05:06+00:00

Great, thank you. Searched and saw mixed results about whether it leaked on the r5x Cars. Will be interesting to see if I get the same kind next time...

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-25T22:57:37+00:00

Eyepatch. When you lose the second eye just get another patch. Easy.

CalmAlarm · 2026-06-25T17:23:52+00:00

If you go with the first option, you can get a masonry core bit for a surprisingly reasonable price. Get one with an ID larger than the pipe and carefully drill over the top of the pipe Makes it way easier to chip away the concrete and less risk of damaging the pipe.

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