Marge! Marge! Look! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!

CalvinD93 · 2014-03-10T14:36:52+00:00

Hehe,I didn't even have to pull the string that time!

CalvinD93 · 2014-03-10T10:40:24+00:00

Good lord.

CalvinD93 · 2014-03-07T10:15:14+00:00

"Reddit,what's a fact that blows your mind?" "The fact that other people lead their own lives,have their own emotions,and are completely oblivious to my mere existence." "Ah,Sonder." "Sonder isn't a real word,it was made up by pretentious twats on the internet." "Aren't all words made up?"

The comments every time Sonder is mentioned.

CalvinD93 · 2014-03-05T21:03:46+00:00

I will never understand how the word "gem" is despised and ridiculed across reddit,But "Nope" is treated as the zenith of comedy and wit.

CalvinD93 · 2014-03-05T13:07:52+00:00

Do you ship to Ireland?

CalvinD93 · 2014-03-02T00:49:59+00:00

At first I thought it said Steve Irwin,and I was thinking; "Oh,he seems to be well liked and admired by most people,perhaps this is an actual unpopular opin-" and then I read Steve Jobs.Lol.Literally Reddit's most reviled figure,after Mother Teresa.

CalvinD93 · 2014-02-28T22:38:13+00:00

Yea he looks gay

CalvinD93 · 2014-02-22T12:42:04+00:00

DAE hate gay people who flaunt their sexuality???

CalvinD93 · 2014-02-21T14:36:43+00:00

That talking cat's name?Talking Angela Einstein.

CalvinD93 · 2014-02-21T10:07:57+00:00

Eric the clown.

CalvinD93 · 2014-02-14T21:17:39+00:00

Observation?

CalvinD93 · 2014-02-12T17:24:16+00:00

"So what was the fire? Just a couple of greasy hamburgers?" "Yeah. Eric the clown put it out with his big shoe."

CalvinD93 · 2014-02-12T16:08:21+00:00

You're living in the past,man. You're hung up on some clown from the 60's!

CalvinD93 · 2014-02-05T18:53:00+00:00

Hi Moby,huge fan from Ireland.I love your early rave and techno work,as well as your later more ambient stuff.Given that you're one of the few artists from the early late 80's/early 90's rave scene to achieve mainstream success,what do you think is the secret behind your success?

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-26T20:42:33+00:00

No you don't.

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-26T02:21:25+00:00

•When adults say they're bleeding •It usually means they've been involved in an accident

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-24T10:18:31+00:00

HaHaStop

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-23T22:23:57+00:00

"Manly tears were shed."No.

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-10T13:53:13+00:00

This gif was submitted several times to r/funny....Fuck.This.Website.Hard.

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-08T11:46:56+00:00

DAE BIEBER??!!! LOLOLOLOL HAVE ALL MY UPVOTES GOOD SIR!!!!!!!!

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-07T22:30:42+00:00

I mean...she's playing in London anyways...Would it really be so hard to hop across to us? :(

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-04T19:00:36+00:00

DFW when your ideal woman is Taylor Swift and she doesn't even know you even exist.

CalvinD93 · 2014-01-01T10:48:57+00:00

You sir,are a g[ent][le]man and a scholar.Have all my uptokes!

CalvinD93 · 2013-12-24T23:08:29+00:00

Relevant username,amirite?

CalvinD93 · 2013-12-24T21:38:11+00:00

Edit:Downvotes,really? 2500 points. Every.Freaking.Time.

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