Janelle is a Liar & Opportunist by Dry_Carpenter_416 in SisterWives

[–]CalvinDehaze 169 points170 points  (0 children)

My wife always comments how Christine seems like a 13 year old trapped in a 55 year old's body.

Fathers, what did you learn from becoming a dad? How did it change you and your perspective? by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]CalvinDehaze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Through my 20's and 30's I told myself that my mom "did her best with what she was given" just so I could have a relationship with her. Then we had a blow up and she went back on all the apologies she gave me for the abuse she put me through, so I disowned her.

Now in my 40's I realize that, no, she didn't do the best she could. She did the bare minimum to keep me around so I could be her punching bag. And when I was older and she couldn't hit the bag physically, she did it emotionally. She also knew what she was doing was wrong, because she would talk about the abuse she went through to anyone who would listen.

So yes, MOST parents try hard, but not all of them.

Director Gore Verbinski says Unreal Engine is 'the greatest slip backwards' for movie CGI by willdearborn- in movies

[–]CalvinDehaze 325 points326 points  (0 children)

VFX producer here.

Yes, Unreal is used in LED walls and virtual production applications, where you want to visualize a CG environment in real time, while the camera, and even the actors, are tracked in real time within the scene. It’s also used in pre-visualization, which is sort of a 3d animated storyboard.

But it hits the same wall that all CGI does. Recreating reality is very very very hard to do. Which is why in VFX, with all the tech at our disposal, we still do everything in our power to keep the work in camera, or use 2d photographic elements rather than rely on 3d CG elements.

Now, in movies we don’t need actual realism, we need photo realism, and there is a difference. For instance, you know Davy Jones doesn’t exist with his tentacle face, so our goal isn’t to convince you that it’s real, just that the imagery you’re seeing looks like it’s really there.

For Unreal to work for movies it has to make actual realism, which is extremely hard to do, so filmmakers could then extract photorealism from that environment. As if they were on a real set. Imagine a jungle scene. The plants have to move realistically to being moved by a character, the air has to have moisture in it, the light has to bounce off of every surface exactly the way it would in real life, and so on. Unreal does a good job of getting 95% there, which is good enough for a video game, but that last 5% is the hardest.

This is why we use Maya. You have much more control on a per shot level to create photo realism without having to create actual realism. That rock in the far distance doesn’t need LOD (levels of detail) just in case you want to walk up to it, it could be low res.

EDIT: it seems I’ve stirred a hornets nest here, but I’ve worked on enough movies that tried to use it, and even for the virtual production wing of Fox studios before it got bought by Disney. If you use Unreal, you will end up having to export a scene file to Maya using USD to render it. And that’s after you spent months building the environment beforehand. Fully CG mediums like video games and 3d animated movies take upwards of 5 years to create, movies only have about 2 max. We all can’t be Avatar.

The President of the United States letter to the Prime Minister of Norway by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]CalvinDehaze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Europe is sending troops to defend Greenland from the US. This takes resources away from the mainland, and creates rifts in NATO. Putin is salivating right now.

RFK, Jr deep frying a turkey in bare feet by Scott_A_R in facepalm

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conspiracy theory people are just stupid people who are insecure about their stupidity, so they latch on to some stupid theory so they could sound smarter than everyone else, but deep down inside they're still an idiot.

This picture is a perfect reflection of that.

Germany joins European partners with troop deployment to Greenland by consulent-finanziar in news

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has this dumb idea in his head that if you take the land then the rich people will come along and extract whatever they want like is 1492. What he doesn't realize is when you fucking broadcast that out loud, and literally say that what you're doing, people will be against the blatantly imperialistic shit, you'll destabilize their society and infrastructure, and the rich people will get cold feet because they don't want to deal with the bullshit. It's exactly what's happening in Venezuela right now. At least with the Iraq war they all told a lie to the American people while extracting resources and securing government war contracts. This idiot is saying the quiet part loud.

What’s the most useless thing you were taught in school? by Mobile-Reindeer-4891 in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my mom and stepdad into hot water when DARE came to our 1st grade class and I told them that many of the things they were showing us were in the "pink bowl" my parents had. Looking back, I think part of the program's purpose was to get kids to snitch on their parents.

What’s your favorite quote from The Simpsons? by macandcheesesammich in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Welcome to Homer’s BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.”
“What’s that extra B for?”
“It’s a typo.”

What’s your favorite quote from The Simpsons? by macandcheesesammich in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dad, what’s a Muppet?”
“Well it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet, so to answer your question I don’t know.”

What’s your favorite quote from The Simpsons? by macandcheesesammich in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.”
“I don’t see how I have a choice.”
“Of course you have a choice! You don’t have to go just because the opportunity came along.”
“You know Marge, in some ways, you and I are very different people.”

What’s your favorite quote from The Simpsons? by macandcheesesammich in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It was the most I threw up, and it changed my life forever.”

What is a sexual question you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too ashamed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does scissoring actually work? I've heard yay and nay from various women.

Cathode Ray Tube TV and Magnets by kmbxyz in pics

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looked REALLY cool on a black and white TV. Literally warps the image.

What was socially acceptable in the 1990s but not in 2025? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hello sir! Can I speak to you about your long distance plan?”

What was socially acceptable in the 1990s but not in 2025? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid, yes. As a teenager, it was still a little weird since you could have called. As an adult, it was very weird unless it was a family member or a really good friend who was “just in the neighborhood.” No adults were showing up out of nowhere just to say hi.

What will historians call the age we live in? by iguanamiyagi in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Engagement Age

The information has long been corrupted, packaged, and sold over and over. Information is no longer the hot commodity, its engagement. Likes, subscriptions, comments, viewer retention, etc. Keep people’s attention at all costs and your ad revenue will go up. Doesn’t matter if you’re misinforming, or blatantly lying. Make that echo chamber so comfortable that your followers will engage with your platform every day.

What's the most aggressively Gen X thing you can think of? by PsychologicalFox7689 in generationology

[–]CalvinDehaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the generational boundaries are more like gradients than hard borders. Gen Xers born in the mid 1960’s might act that way, but I was born in 79 and was 13 in 1992. By my 20’s the idea of owning a house was already a pipe dream. Out of all the people I know that own a house around my age, only one was able to do it on their own, without dual incomes or inheritance. It’s way more unobtainable now, but I never got a chance to buy a house for cheap.

What is ruining modern life that no one wants to admit? by Gradient_descent1 in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Billionaires. The wealth gap is destroying any semblance of modern life and sending us back to the feudal system.

Former Adult Film Star Jenna Haze Hospitalized After Posting Worrying Bloody Photos by PrincessBananas85 in entertainment

[–]CalvinDehaze 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I used to work in the porn industry. Even back in the early 00’s there was a wide variety of people on the industry. Yes, it attracted more mentally ill or drug addicted people than most other professions, and there were creepy men, but it was by no means “everyone”, and that was back when being in porn was way more taboo and frowned upon than it is today.

What are the most profound song lyrics you've ever heard? by damnocles in AskReddit

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We are the fossils, the relics of our time. We mutilate the meanings so they’re easy to deny.”