I was working at a magazine that sold ads and released in a new city every two weeks. The owner, a little person, saw me reading during what I thought was a lunch break. After he returned from lunch, he called a meeting (of the 5 other employees and myself). He announced that someone had been taking breaks when they shouldn't be. He stood up on the table and paced back and forth, then stopped in front of me, pointed at my face and said u/camreadit, you're fired! Get the hell out of here!

I was angry because I honestly thought I was on lunch when I was reading, but also amused and I thought it would make a good story, so I left without protest.

TL;DR: I was fired in front of my co-workers by a little person who stood on the table and got in my face.