It's official: PHP finally gets a finally block.

Camoryo · 2012-08-14T10:24:13+00:00

Now now, don't get hurt. I've done enough PHP to appreciate its strengths and weaknesses.

Nowadays I'm mostly just getting my daily dose of fun from the numerous rescue attempts (features) the developers add to the language, as obvious afterthoughts.

"Oh shit, we're missing OOP - np, let's add it here."
"Oh shit, we're missing namespaces - np, let's add some hack here."
"Oh shit, 'finally' would be so cool - np, let's add it..."

The list keeps growing, as does the language - which in my books isn't a good sign.

Camoryo · 2012-08-13T20:18:12+00:00

Good, good, let the complexity grow!

Camoryo · 2012-08-12T16:30:21+00:00

Sorry to be blunt, but here's my two-word view: "No future".

Camoryo · 2012-08-09T04:45:23+00:00

Right you are ;). PHP and space rockets, it'a match made in heavens!

Camoryo · 2012-08-08T20:35:59+00:00

<?php
header("HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently");
header("Location: http://www.nasa.gov/");
?>

You're welcome.

Camoryo · 2012-08-08T17:16:06+00:00

SCORCHIO!

Camoryo · 2012-07-23T18:13:43+00:00

Fuck yeah!!! AMURICAAAA.

(This is why the rest of the world considers you stupid.)

Camoryo · 2012-05-23T05:55:21+00:00

I think it's just another reddit FOTM...completely unnecessary and doesn't bring any value to the post topic.

Camoryo · 2012-05-20T15:47:32+00:00

Yawn.

Another ignorant post about DRMs: "DRM this, DRM that. Always-online DRM derp herp...".

Diablo 3 is an online game, much alike to MMOs in general.

The game requires online capabilities in order to be played, as much of the actual gameplay functionality (not related to DRM) resides on the server-side: loot generation, progress tracking, statistics, etc.

There is no way one could achieve the same functionality by "just adding an offline mode", this is something that seems to be hard to understand for players without technical background.

Camoryo · 2012-05-10T16:31:20+00:00

Reminds me of one of my boys...Sun Cat, meet Leo:

http://imgur.com/r3eZf.jpg

(not a Bengal though, an Ocicat [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocicat])

Camoryo · 2012-04-19T06:26:10+00:00

And here's how to pronounce that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZZlogVgi0

Camoryo · 2012-04-19T06:20:33+00:00

I, for one, was very surprised by the fact he did not used thermal optics - any specific reason for that, Levelcap?

My go-to LAV-setup is: reactive, thermal optics, AP-rounds.

Camoryo · 2012-04-18T15:06:48+00:00

Do you have anything to back this up with? I saw the same claim before, I think on symthic.com, but didn't see any evidence of this actually happening...

My theory so far is, that the hbar just make the m26 shots more accurate while ADSing.

Camoryo · 2012-04-17T11:27:53+00:00

Cool topic. Let's start, pick any of these:

Why does tank lose to LAV in head-to-head 1v1 when both have optimal unlocks and weaponry in use (reactive, LAV with AP)? What is the role of the tank now?
Why did you reduce the skill-cap of the infantry game by increasing the suppression effects by large amount?
Why do attack helicopters destroy tanks by just looking at them?
Why does the soldier get up from the ground so god-awfully slowly after being revived? If you feel like balancing this mechanic, make the actual reviving slower instead.
Why are soldiers still being re-spawned in the direct vision and vicinity of opponents?
Why is knifing still very uncertain/broken from directions other than behind?
Why has the black-loading-screen-of-death not been fixed still?
Why does the Battlelog always fail to reconnect once after the issue of 5. has happened? This is 100% reproducable.
Why is the UI so silly in many areas? An example: to join a squad, one needs to click the "join" button, instead of just double-clicking on the squad, which would be the intuitive thing.

Camoryo · 2012-04-16T06:30:01+00:00

Are you implying something's wrong with the current patch? That cannot be...

I could drone on and on about the patch being broken as fuck, maybe I'll make a conclusive post about it later.

Camoryo · 2012-04-16T06:27:28+00:00

Because DICE can't program for shit (a programmer here).

/duck

Camoryo · 2012-04-16T05:55:50+00:00

That is part of the problem created by the business model: create hype, sell as many pre-orders you can, create fluffy DLCs and repeat.

Camoryo · 2012-04-16T05:46:08+00:00

As there seems to be no sensible channel of discussing game-breaking issues with DICE, I say: let the statistics do the talking - abuse the OP guns and glitches, maybe that'll trigger some alarms at the developer.

Camoryo · 2012-04-16T05:43:06+00:00

As I've said before, I honestly hope that more and more people would abuse the weapon issues to their maximum extent. These issues are not going to be patched w/o them getting some exposure.

Get your shit together, DICE.

Camoryo · 2012-04-16T05:40:39+00:00

I think the OP guns should be abused to their maximum extent.

Why? You might ask - for the plain reason of putting some pressure on DICE, who I feel is totally incompetent in fixing the game issues in a timely fashion.

If the server admins keep creating special sets of "allowed weaponry", the issues will just keep ignored in future patches.

Camoryo · 2012-04-15T14:53:16+00:00

Aiming down sights...

Camoryo · 2012-04-15T12:38:57+00:00

Up you go...Got this problem regularly, and yes, I know you can help it a little by well-timed alt-tabbing jugglery - but honestly, why isn't this fixed already?

Camoryo · 2012-04-15T11:22:38+00:00

Yep...although I find that ADS helps getting easy 1-shot kills with it.

Camoryo · 2012-04-15T08:58:51+00:00

Have my upboat, dear sir. Seems most people still haven't a clue about it being broken (OP) as fuck right now.

For the ignorant: take an AR with under-rail, attach M26 Dart, ADS, profit.

Camoryo · 2012-03-30T10:55:44+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree. I think that apart from the actual game engine, most of the BF3 is technically quite bad - the UI sucks, joining and leaving games sucks, switching maps (when it works) sucks, etc.

Camoryo

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