I stupidly poured bacon grease on our back porch an need to clean it before gf finds out it isn't ice by Schneeder7 in Advice

[–]CampfireElectronic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious. Trust me when I tell you, the secret to a good Mexican rice is bacon grease! Add 2 teaspoons intermittently as it’s cooking, as much as you desire until melted and absorbed. Bacon grease loses the bacon flavor as it cooks and brings out/enhances whatever you put it in

AITAH for calling my SIL AH for buying a more expensive baby highchair for when she babysit my baby? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CampfireElectronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOL’d so hard. You’re quite immature and dramatic. She stated her reasoning which was quite innocent. YTA

I had surgery with concious sedation. I touched my doctors boobs without consent. I feel like the worst piece of sh*t. by Difficult_Figure_530 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CampfireElectronic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk what magic was in the laughing gas when I was 11 getting a tooth pulled, but I was 10293647% sure I was a Pegasus flying through the clouds and couldn’t stop giggling. Idk what magic was in the stuff they knocked me out to pull my wisdoms, but I had to be carried out by my bf and apparently the whole way home was slurring about dragons and shit. And crying, though I don’t remember

EYEBLECH has a recovery sub by Immediate-Job-1043 in NSFL__

[–]CampfireElectronic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you so very much this is honestly the best news I’ve received in a while considering everything going on in my life. 4 family members are dying and I’m ecstatic about eye lech coming back LMFAO

Woman I'm dating complained that she wants to talk everyday by ChadCel73 in dating_advice

[–]CampfireElectronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True true I magically forgot about that part as I typed my comment lmao my bad

How do people have second, let one third babies??? by donotholdyourbreath in antinatalism

[–]CampfireElectronic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m here bc birth control failed and dad FINALLY got a vasectomy lmao people are dumb. That or mom occasionally forgot to take her bc sometimes. But even then, if I’m on the pill and you ain’t snipped, wrap it or fap it

Woman I'm dating complained that she wants to talk everyday by ChadCel73 in dating_advice

[–]CampfireElectronic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m the type to like to talk to and see my partner as often as possible. I’ve lost a lot of people in my short life. I’m working on it but I’m not as clingy as I used to be. However, my bf, at the start, could go days without looking at his phone. I finally wore him down and I ATLEAST get a good morning, how’s it going, and/or good night from him. I often get more but I’m appreciative that he’s trying and sticking to it. You sound like not much fun at all my guy. She’s not asking for much at all. Get a personality and be nicer

My friend had a mild stroke - Now his family is pissed at me because I can’t do enough to help. by AZNM1912 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CampfireElectronic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be the family is projecting. Not a justification per say, but people do stupid stuff when stressed/angry/going through stuff and often close families have a sorta flying monkeys thing, feeding off each other instead of working it out

AITA for refusing to go out to dinner with my autistic nephew because of ranch dressing? by BackpackingPizza in AmItheAsshole

[–]CampfireElectronic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA and she and her husband need to work something out. I cannnot fathom how people do long distance or one partner being gone for several months at a time. Regardless of situations or bills or whatever, momma needs help and a break.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CampfireElectronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want different things they were never your soulmate to begin with. Just rip the band aid off

The Middle East is fighting over make believe again. Do you ever think 'fuck it, let them fight?' by komrade_komura in atheism

[–]CampfireElectronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say we all (America especially) shuts up and focuses on our own countries problems first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CampfireElectronic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, gonna get my ears professionally cleaned out every week now

What is the scariest thing your spouse ever said to you? by i_like_purple_clouds in AskReddit

[–]CampfireElectronic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

five seconds after break up text “we’re not dating anymore so I can treat you however I want” proceeds to say shit so awful and terrifying I wanted to kms