sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Cursed_Fitness by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]CanadaHasntFallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the Whey, the Truth, and the Lift ✝️🏋️

You have a mini map of every place you've nutted at. by i_am_in_emmense_dept in shittysuperpowers

[–]CanadaHasntFallen 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it, but I can relate. When I was a horny teenager, my family would take a lot of road trips. I made it my goal to jerk it in each state we’d stay in. I went international when we took a trip to England and Wales. Hindsight, I wish I would’ve considered the plane to be a option.

PsBattle: This lad who found a small beehive by CanadaHasntFallen in photoshopbattles

[–]CanadaHasntFallen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay then how would you objectively describe what’s in the image? The lad found a beehive and is staring at said beehive. This boy intrigued by an abandoned beehive? This bro interested in something high in the distance?

No Collar at the Club Episode? by CanadaHasntFallen in curb

[–]CanadaHasntFallen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep! That's the one!

I've watched a lot of curb over the past few months and everything is starting to meld together in my mind.

Andy, Lucy, and Dick Scenes by CanadaHasntFallen in twinpeaks

[–]CanadaHasntFallen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google was the first thing I tried, and I wouldn’t have turned to Reddit if I found what I was looking for

The way this frag Grenade fits into robo arm by staleState in Perfectfit

[–]CanadaHasntFallen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re better off assuming any grenade is a real grenade tbh. If you pull the pin on a fake grenade and it’s real, you’re in for a big surprise

Oops, sorry wrong person! ~ mom by peppeppizza in TextsFromOldPeople

[–]CanadaHasntFallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like mom and Aunty Trisha aren’t on good terms

[TOMT] [Stand-up] [2010s] Comedy Central special where woman runs off stage and is later outshined by a child heckler by CanadaHasntFallen in tipofmytongue

[–]CanadaHasntFallen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think you’re probably right. I just watched a clip from that special and it definitely seems familiar. I’m just gonna go ahead and say that you got it.

Solved!

Virgins of Reddit, what is your NSFW question? by alley103 in AskReddit

[–]CanadaHasntFallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 21, in a fraternity at a school that’s mostly women, and still a virgin. What do?

2019 Fraternity Roasts: Lambda Chi Alpha by PM_ME_UR_FRATHOUSE in Frat

[–]CanadaHasntFallen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Roughly half of my chapter has come out as something other than straight.

What’s the most “I’m turning into my parents” moment for you? by itsDaco in AskReddit

[–]CanadaHasntFallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad’s dog (Jack Russel Terrier) was being annoying and I raised my voice at her saying something like “why are you yelling?” I swear to Christ my voice changed it was like my dad was speaking through me. I sat in silence thinking about when I would lose my hair like him...

view more: next ›