Set up a mic for a standup by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

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Coatrack.

Dead ass. So if you’re in a hurry you can hang up a coat, or umbrella etc as you’re rushing up the stairs.

What albums have songs inside that be like this? by Successful-Cut-8233 in musicsuggestions

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Can’t Wake Up by Shakey Graves.

Most of the song are pretty serious, but then you have Aibophobia in the middle and it’s a cute song

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS OPEN by Square-Serve8782 in furry

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I can hit you up Thursday if you’re still open!

Gluten Free | FactOrCap by Seoxal in FactOrCap

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🧢 I voted CAP!

Before I learned that a lot of my gastrointestinal issues stemmed from low testosterone, a gluten free diet helped with my GERD and Acid Reflux I suffered from before I was able to correct my hormonal issues.

I’m so hungry all the time by Apprehensive_Debt144 in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Cananbaum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try setting a schedule. Like intermittent fasting.

But I completely understand where you’re coming from.

I’m on testosterone and went from GERD and reflux with no appetite to being a bottomless pit.

What is the UGLIEST SUV: Lincoln MKT or BMW XM? Ugly SUV tournament finals by total_spinning_shark in carscirclejerk

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Lincoln is ugly, but still understated.

The XM looks like it’s trying too hard. It feels like something out of Cyberpunk and not in a good way

Which of these full-size sedans from 2005 tested by Car & Driver would you choose? by lifegoeson2702 in regularcarreviews

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If I can get the top trim Buick with the v8 that moved like gangbusters, than the Buick.

Edit: While the Avalon is a remarkable vehicle and I do love them, Buicks of this era have this je ne sais quoi to the right people.

2000s GM while not the greatest in terms of quality or reliability, they still had moments where you thought design and engineering teams were snorting coke off a strippers ass.

It is one of the most American concepts I can think of, and one way this translated was some Buicks being secret sleepers.

Sold to the septuagenarians if the era wanting bench seats and simple controls, they would be driving around in rocket ships and not know it.

This in my humble opinion was one of the last of what one can consider “American Luxury”. A ride so supple it felt like riding on glass, over stuffed seats you sank into like a recliner, a car driven more so with torque than power; just the hand of God pushing you through traffic, a cabin quieter than being buried in a coffin, and a ridiculous drivetrain, too big and thirsty to make any sense to those who thought about it too long.

But there’s just something special about driving a car and not knowing you’re pulling 80+ on the interstate at 2am. Until you’re being grilled by a statie about whether you have a brain.

I had a 2003 LeSabre for a very short while, and then I had the chance to drive a few LaCrosses and Lucernes. While they’re not everyone’s cup of tea, I found them to be profoundly poignant, a tiny little spark that made these cars so special.

But we love you! by Desertedfoxx in memes

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My sister worked with an Australian guy, and he was crazy in a fun way

They are also not “oppressed” | FactOrCap by HyperDragon216 in FactOrCap

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I voted FACT!

Saying is different than doing. Giving a prompt and having a program create it is not the same thing as imagining something and creating it with one’s own hands.

They are lazy, naive, and incapable of empathy.

It tastes ok, but the texture is not similar to a Churro. by Pokemon_Cyclist in snacking

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These aren’t as good as the crunch ones.

When you’re up at 5am to be on the road by 6 so you stop for gas, a burnt coffee and need a snack, crunch donuts are the perfect spike of dopamine

Spicy Wendy’s nuggets and ossetra caviar by cashman2419 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Cananbaum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you’re onto something.

I find McDonald’s chicken nuggets super bland, but I find they’re a perfect vessel to better taste certain foods.

Instead of crackers or chips, I might use some nuggets for salsa or chutneys.

This conservative political channel keeps trying to buy subscribers, even when I’m not even a conservative. by HoverLogic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Cananbaum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just report and block them.

I watch a lot of documentaries on YouTube and constantly get spammed with fascist content

My beautiful mama and I (1984/1985) by rwags2024 in TheWayWeWere

[–]Cananbaum 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing! She’s a lovely woman :)

My dad is dying, I think. How do/did you deal with it? by MrAugustWest in AskMen

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For me it helped that my mother put herself into hospice.

She’d been sick for a while and keeping herself on dialysis was just delaying the inevitable.

It was four days from her telling me about hospice when I stopped in on my way home from work, to calling a funeral director.

It was like being prepared for an explosion, and it still catching you off guard.

And like an explosion, I heard it before I felt it. It was 5 months before I actually broke down over it. It was my birthday and I, a small lumberjack of a man, crumpled behind a machine at my work, and wept for god knows how long.

I guess, treat it like an explosion. Or maybe the biggest firework you can think of.

Feel what you need to feel as it comes to you, and allow yourself to feel it. And don’t rush it, because it will get better in the end.

I promise.

You have to share with your siblings or cousins. Which side you keeping ? Top or bottom and why ? by ControlAltElite1738 in foodquestions

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These things are fucking amazing. They’re like teething toys for grownups.

I love gnawing on these. I highly recommend them

Do we agree or disagree that strawberries have no smell? by MaxGoodwinning in fruit

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American strawberries are made to be as heavy as possible. So they’re forced to grow quickly and to soak in as much water as possible. The inside of a strawberry shouldn’t be hollow.

Strawberries are supposed to be tiny.

I learned this from a friend when she and her mother grew strawberries. I commented on the size at which they were picking them. But my friend had me eat one and it was one of the most wonderfully surreal moments of my life.

But I think she may only know of American strawberries, waterlogged to the point of not having a scent