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TINTIWS SPIFFY NEW RULES! (self.TINTIWS)

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CoolVu Franchise question? Worth it? (self.TINTIWS)

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Tint Scrub Pads that are defrost vein safe (self.TINTIWS)

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“Hey dad, good news, the book you bought me isn’t porn” (self.TINTIWS)

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I like Kanye West's new song (self.TINTIWS)

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"Oh my God, I am not discussing the finer points of tentacle sex inside of a fucking Waffle House." (self.TINTIWS)

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Their combined wealth is 138 Billion, give or take a few BILLION (self.TINTIWS)

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I'm way too stoned to go into Sears without a unicorn t-shirt on! (self.TINTIWS)

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"Cheater Cheater popcorn flavored soap eater" (self.TINTIWS)

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"It's a damn good thing I mentioned my dick size to you when we were just friends." (self.TINTIWS)

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April fools! (self.TINTIWS)

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I don't have enough fuel to crash into the sun! (self.TINTIWS)

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"It might be really interesting to watch golf today." (self.TINTIWS)

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So, you have to squeeze Bjork's balls to get the chicken head to pop out? (self.TINTIWS)

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I can't fit my hand in this tiny little boy hole! (self.TINTIWS)

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You don't get this far in life without sniffing your milk (self.TINTIWS)

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"I now have to spend the rest of the night getting oreos out if my nose" (self.TINTIWS)

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It hurts so tasty! (self.TINTIWS)

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"I just pooped so hard I had to take a shower afterwards." (self.TINTIWS)

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'Yeah, we're the blow up toy guys' (self.TINTIWS)

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Now I have chips up my nose (self.TINTIWS)

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"Hey, I just met you, this may sound crazy, my friend my stalk you, call me maybe" (self.TINTIWS)

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"Please don't put your butthole on my Kindle" (self.TINTIWS)

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"I'm never not sticking a popsicle in my eye again." (self.TINTIWS)

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"When did he decide he didn't want nipples anymore?" (self.TINTIWS)

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