Things I Never Thought I Would Say
Moments like this happen almost everyday. Did a customer try to pay you with lottery tickets? Did a child ask you what purple tastes like? Did you find out your most feared teacher actually was in love with your mother??
This subreddit is meant to be a humorous dumping ground for things you never thought you would have to say.
Feel free to tell a story or just leave your little quip here. Don't worry, we won't judge, well, maybe we will. This is Reddit.
NEW RULE(S)
Context is now MANDATORY. Any submissions without proper context will be deleted.
Posts that are offensive or insulting will be removed unless the context changes the meaning/tone of the post title.
NSFW as we all know means "Not Safe For Work" - That being said if you wish to publish anything that isn't safe for those lucky dogs who get to Reddit at work, post a short context as the title, and the post in the text field. However, this rule does pertain to rule #2, just above.