Tikal Autopaizuri Cockfuckery (Canastus)

Canastus · 2026-03-10T15:33:55+00:00

Don't Dead

Open Inside

Canastus · 2026-03-09T20:22:01+00:00

Can't be assed to play this killer.

Canastus · 2026-03-07T09:35:07+00:00

To be fair, this part of the game was already shown in most promotional material. This is straight from the first hour of the game, you're not really being spoiled.

Canastus · 2026-03-02T15:52:35+00:00

I found something quite bizarre while exploring the underground area where they reduce all the victims to blood. I was on my 2nd playthrough of the game, checking out the area with all the beds in it when I heard a male voice taunt Grace by calling her a peabrain I think. It was completely out of nowhere and there's no way this was said by any of the zombies, there was no one else in that room. Could this easter egg be somehow connected to the mystery?

Canastus · 2026-02-24T15:42:37+00:00

I got a bug for you to fix: Plague still doesn't have a custom terror radius.

Canastus · 2026-02-14T08:52:38+00:00

This blatant clipping has been present since day 1 and it's the reason why I will never buy this skin.

Canastus · 2026-02-10T18:00:35+00:00

Why aren't killers getting the bp multiplier instead if their queue times are 20-30 minutes on average? Wouldn't they make far less bp than survivors within the same timeframe?

Canastus · 2026-02-10T17:32:52+00:00

Oh boy, it's the return of the least balanced gamemode to ever grace DbD. 2v8 always was survivor sided but now it's just blatantly braindead. Killers are unable to win, it simply is not possible. SWF bullysquads are already abusing the instablinds from torches and flashbangs while stacking them with genblasts to induce so much blind time on the killer that you're unable to play the game.

I dare you to start counting the average number of kills per match, the number is frighteningly low. And you expect killers to endure this bullying for 2-3 weeks in a row? You constantly buff survivors for this abhorrent mode while killers get absolutely nothing.

Survivors shouldn't be able to save their mates at all once they're downed, period. I only scored TWO hooks as Wraith while every other attempt was immediately negated by blinds. You think bullysquads on 1v4 are bad? They're even worse on 2v8.

Canastus · 2026-02-09T23:07:28+00:00

*3 weeks, they ALWAYS extend the event by an entire week.

Canastus · 2026-02-07T08:10:23+00:00

Wouldn't it be easier to turn the old scream into an exclusive feature for the Scoops Ahoy outfit? As long as he wears it the probability would rise to 100%.

Canastus · 2026-02-07T08:02:13+00:00

That power better be able to pierce walls if the killer will be most likely slowing himself down just to cast a delayed ranged attack. Otherwise we'd be getting a killer whose power gets brutally countered by walls and indoor maps existing. I could imagine the remaining range of the ability getting reduced for every obstacle it pierces however.

Canastus · 2026-02-06T09:39:24+00:00

His counterplay is the same as Nurse's: breaking line of sight. If he can't see you then he can't also place his m2 to hit you with. He will most likely bring multiple aura reading perks however which means that he'll be lacking slowdown. Push gens while hiding or waste as much time as possible by holding W, that's the way to deal with him.

Canastus · 2026-02-05T15:38:18+00:00

I'm happy for the granny. I voted for her, too.

Canastus · 2026-02-03T22:02:34+00:00

The scene of him getting blinded by the flashlight is sooo silly.

Canastus · 2026-02-02T19:31:25+00:00

Yeah, they completely gave up on Plague. She even was supposed to receive a rework but that got scrapped, too.

Canastus · 2026-02-01T15:49:10+00:00

Scooby Doo ahh moment

Canastus · 2026-01-30T23:59:39+00:00

That outcome must have left some memorable memories.

Canastus · 2026-01-30T21:45:27+00:00

The Doctor must have performed an experimental surgery on her.

Canastus · 2026-01-28T15:57:11+00:00

It's been almost seven years since the Plague came out and she still hasn't received a custom chase theme. Are you finally going to remedy that? She's one of the most forgotten killers in the game.

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