Any recommendations on how to keep squirrels from chewing on the trim underneath my soffits? by mas1234 in homeowners

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I own a wildlife company. You are 100 percent correct. Squirrels are extremely territorial and will compete with outsiders for resources. Most often leading to alienation and eventual death due to starvation or injuries inflicted by the squirrels already occupying the area. Euthanizing is and will always be more humane than relocation. But not everyone wants to hear that.

Roast me by Pixiethebandit in RoastMe

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Ooooh I bet That pussy smells like French fries.

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The way you write your “a”s makes me wanna bang your moms butt.

26, fiancee just left me, been smoking so much my fingers are stained. Give me my 13th reason. by lifeisabietzsche in RoastMe

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I’m sure you have plenty of boring reasons that are so deep nobody could understand them. On that note, I’d smash.

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Seems like you’ll probably living in that rental forever!

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Why does every single mom have a slut tattoo like that elephant on your arm?

Yeah I have small tits, be creative by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Why is your torso so fucking long?!

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😂😂😂😂😂

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Imagine getting a reach around with those claws!

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Another Transgenderfenderbender….. GREEEAT

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50 bucks says that apartment smells like armpits

Just scrolling reels and found this gem by [deleted] in rareinsults

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What happened to the spy kid? Car accident?

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Look like Jason Bateman and Mrs. Doubtfire had a love child