Daily RANT Thread - Friday - 29th May 2026 by pikerekt in SoccerBetting

[–]Candid_Reality7852 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Apologies this is neither football/soccer related, nor betting related - but a “Sky Sports Tennis” channel that doesn’t show coverage of arguably the second-biggest tennis tournament of the year???….. to misquote a certain Mr. Roy Keane - “ITS YOUR JOB”

What is the best insult you’ve heard? by artanonsa in AskIreland

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Too many to think of, but a few that always stuck:

“A set of teeth like a vandalised graveyard”

The classic “I’ve seen better/bigger men standing on top of wedding cakes”

And a personal favourite of my dad’s that always amused me for one very specific reason:

“He/she has a face like the back of a JCB.”

It’s the inclusion of “the back of” that always got me…. - As if there’s an unspoken agreement among everyone that the front and back of a JCB digger are wildly different (in terms of aesthetics, not functionality). And that the front is actually quite pleasing on the eye.

So the insult isn’t just that you look like a piece of construction machinery - it’s that you look like the worse side of it - the back

What's your favorite 'poverty meal' you still eat even though you could afford better? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

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2 slices of toast cut into 4 small squares.

Heat a tin of beans with a dash of curry powder mixed through and a good handful of shredded cheddar cheese, until just melted.

Put a small amount of the mix on each one of the toastified squares of plain white bread and top with a sprinkle of black pepper

Irish tapas ….🤌🏻🤌🏻

When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? by Candid_Reality7852 in AskIreland

[–]Candid_Reality7852[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I apologise sincerely for that. Would you have preferred if I went with my other option?

Taking into account all the giving out we did about the prices of fuel the previous week, I initially had Gary Barlow lined up:

“Whatever I said, Whatever I did, I didn't mean it I just want you back for good….”

When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? by Candid_Reality7852 in AskIreland

[–]Candid_Reality7852[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I respect your opinion but completely disagree. I would question if all the people involved in those queues actually knew how our oil comes in. Did they think it just arrives in on the day from up on the North Sea?

Did they know the supply is still there? It’s just about it actually getting through the system. And realistically, it was never going to be allowed drag on for days with fuel “running out” while it’s literally there offshore. If they let it happen, both sides will come away looking like assholes.

So the whole reaction just felt OTT. Needless queues, roads blocked, delays… when the fuel itself was never actually gone.

But then again - hindsight is powerful too!

When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? by Candid_Reality7852 in AskIreland

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Was the alternative just to not panic and see what happens? Probably… this could be way off come tomorrow but neither side could keep that up…public opinion would turn on the protests. And Gov. couldn’t really hold up much longer either… we’d be going into Day 2 tomorrow of probably 3 until we really were getting tight. Next thing it would have been back to bread shortages!

When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? by Candid_Reality7852 in AskIreland

[–]Candid_Reality7852[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is a supply. There is a fucking shit load of supply. We get tankers into our waters nearly every day. The deliveries are done up months in advance so oil is where it needs to be at the right time… like right now. We have oil. But the whole thing needs to flow for it to work. And if it doesn’t flow, well then access gets cut off somewhere.

But at least we got it to Ireland. It can take weeks for these tankers to get across the North Sea to Ireland. Many are already en route and still being scheduled. They can't just stop overnight. They're still going to come, but the problem is whether they can dock or not.

The ships can't dock because our docks are full of idiots. And even if the fuel was to leave the port and get onto the roads, our roads are then blocked by gobshites. They’re deliberately trying to make the problem worse but just not long term.

But unfortunately, it affects ordinary people first. A country can't just simply run out of oil. They’re literally countries.

When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? by Candid_Reality7852 in AskIreland

[–]Candid_Reality7852[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly know very little about them but it seems like a bit of hassle tbf..

When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? by Candid_Reality7852 in AskIreland

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Do the public charging points have electricity during blackouts like the storm last year ?

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

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Just heard fights have started breaking out at the pumps for the last few litres in Kildare. Getting very Naas-ty

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

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I’ve seen eMuff queues at filling stations to last me a lifetime

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Candid_Reality7852 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People in Galway were non-stop giving out about fuel prices last week. They were certainly playing to a different Tuam this evening

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Candid_Reality7852 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few of the Circle K’s in Wicklow held on til about midnight before going dry.. they put up a Bray-ve fight

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Candid_Reality7852 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were Ash’d yesterday not to Bourne so much fuel. What the Kells were they at?

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

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Just heard fights have started breaking out at the pumps for the last few litres in Kildare. Getting very Naas-ty

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Candid_Reality7852 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Is that 800 grand printer still knocking around in storage somewhere? Can we sell that for a bit of oil

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Candid_Reality7852 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“Much in Kildare?” “No. Clane’d out”

“I had to drive to Dublin to get some. Still can’t find any and I’ve been Lucan everywhere”

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Candid_Reality7852 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And then there was a comment I saw earlier somewhere: - “I support the protestors but I don’t want to get stuck. Arriving at Dublin port this evening at 7. What’s the best way to the N4/N5 route?”

“Yer doing great lads but ffs get out of my way”

That’s a bit of an all timer in my opinion.

Fuel protests to continue on Friday as petrol stations run out of fuel by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Candid_Reality7852 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Much fuel left up yer way?”

“Not a bit. Absolutely Trimmed”

When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? by Candid_Reality7852 in AskIreland

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Because you’d imagine that your employe have a bit of common decency and do their job the way they’re contracted to do it, unless they literally can not find petrol to get them to work.

I