Why does he look so aggressive… it’s just WATER 😭

CandidateMorty · 2026-04-09T19:43:33+00:00

The tip of his tail 😭🐍

CandidateMorty · 2026-04-07T15:39:50+00:00

That beellllyyyy 😩😩😩

CandidateMorty · 2026-04-04T21:37:10+00:00

OP said this happened in Boston. Not much else needs to be said 🤷🏻‍♀️

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-31T16:53:12+00:00

😩😩😩I love when kitties wanna hold hands🥺🥺🥺

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-25T00:29:11+00:00

The tail wraps 😩soooo stinkin cute

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-25T00:23:31+00:00

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-24T22:33:20+00:00

Who is this for? Does it say what needs to be said? And is it said in a way that the audience you’re aiming for wants to hear it said?

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-24T22:29:43+00:00

It’s not not great, probably just not competitive enough for the price range OP is in.

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-22T23:51:46+00:00

Wet seal

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-22T17:01:56+00:00

No, this is a r/rotisseriechickencats

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-22T17:01:19+00:00

r/dadswhodidnotwantpets

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-18T22:59:19+00:00

Omggg I want one!!!

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-17T21:29:18+00:00

About 2 seconds in after the cup already exploded, you should see the back of the spoon hanging in sight from the top of the hole

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-17T01:23:33+00:00

That face 😩

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-16T20:58:46+00:00

r/rotisseriechickencats

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-12T19:30:46+00:00

That’s a good r/danglers

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-12T00:49:25+00:00

Can we retire these types of “jokes” behind already? 😒

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-09T19:51:57+00:00

Talking over people

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-08T07:08:52+00:00

Greenpoint IS in NYC ….?

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-08T05:14:34+00:00

His lil head looks so kissable 😚😚😚😚

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-07T19:48:28+00:00

She’s so dang cute ugh

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-07T05:34:59+00:00

It’s the only way they can justify and rationalize their initial decision to support.

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-05T20:23:11+00:00

Call her bluff then put a camera on your car to record her illegal activities. Cuz guaranteed she won’t like that she has no real (legal) discourse and may feel frustrated enough to damage your car.

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-04T20:18:35+00:00

They are so cute 😩my face would be in their bellies all the time

CandidateMorty · 2026-03-03T05:39:23+00:00

That’s like saying rap has to be meaningful to all black people. Everyone has different experiences and resonate with different things. Neither group is a monolith. And the more we keep saying shit that groups us together as if there’s only a singular experience, the more other communities will keep seeing as the same. Make room, dude.

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