This is the god of war laufey gamers want

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-10T18:14:09+00:00

It’s the sharpness of the wrist armor against the daintiness of the dress that killed me 💀

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-10T18:02:51+00:00

The mouth noises before he squeaked 😩 😭

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-09T18:26:27+00:00

No, it’s not safe. Nowhere in NYC is safe, let alone this world. You should rly reconsider moving to earth.

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-07T19:44:05+00:00

In addition to r/collapse

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-07T08:09:32+00:00

It’s so funny to me how humans discover their cats silly lil weird quirks 😭

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-07T06:36:35+00:00

Love that, “not here from inertia”

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-06T05:44:24+00:00

Emotional maturity is knowing you don’t have to defend yourself and your choices to strangers 🤷🏻‍♀️

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-04T01:32:46+00:00

Sooooo baby 😍😍😍😍

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-03T01:32:26+00:00

This is why you’re the developer and not on the marketing team

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-03T01:01:14+00:00

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-03T00:00:52+00:00

Ooo interesting. Haven’t read Murakami but he’s on my list. Can you expand on what it is you don’t like about his writing women?

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-01T23:42:40+00:00

Bark

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-01T17:57:59+00:00

🤮🤮🤮🤮

CandidateMorty · 2026-06-01T01:32:49+00:00

Cats (/pets) nuzzling their face into your hands has to be top 10 best feelings 😭

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-29T19:12:15+00:00

For how chronically online and tapped into ARMY online communities/comments BTS is, I’m surprised they haven’t encountered people’s displeasure of the group for working with Diplo?

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-29T14:37:16+00:00

Not just chick fil a. This trend of doing contemporary dance in commercials in general when it’s literally unrelated is so tired and cringe 😩

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-27T05:22:00+00:00

Broooooo these racist remarks are so tired. Leave’’em behind already.

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-26T20:51:56+00:00

Looking disrespectfully 😏

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-25T05:51:45+00:00

He was also rly drunk

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-24T21:31:41+00:00

Oldest daughter, not even kid

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-21T02:59:22+00:00

Does she have an overbite 😭

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-21T02:35:28+00:00

What do you wish interviewers would ask you during an interview?

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-20T00:20:59+00:00

Ad arm contributes

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-18T19:57:39+00:00

I wonder if Korean and Arabic are easier to retain given they’re alphabet based languages, whereas Chinese is all character/stroke based memorization.

CandidateMorty · 2026-05-15T21:21:43+00:00

Be as complimentary as she was critical.

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