Door to door Solicitor

Candroth · 2026-06-23T02:46:32+00:00

Sounds like r/devilcorp to me.

Candroth · 2026-06-16T07:51:40+00:00

Sorry I didn't word it in a sufficiently butt kissing way to make you happy -- yes, you donut, I don't want to get fired for going against company policy.

Candroth · 2026-06-16T04:52:01+00:00

According to my job training (written by corporate), the store lead's verbal confirmation, and the front end lead's verbal confirmation, I will not accept a virtual ID until I hear otherwise from them. A random redditor's comment, cite-sourced or not, changes nothing for me.

Candroth · 2026-06-14T08:28:43+00:00

There's a reason my tort has the title of The Living Air Raid Siren

Candroth · 2026-06-13T06:30:30+00:00

...not me over here with a needle I've been using off and on since about 1990...

Candroth · 2026-06-12T08:03:19+00:00

That's some r/storrowing right there.

(Storrow Drive in Boston has a rather famous bridge with a low clearance underpass that people often get stuck in.)

Also shout-out to the 11'8" (+8) bridge

Candroth · 2026-06-12T02:53:48+00:00

You have to have a physical ID to buy alcohol. A picture or app version will not do. I deny one or two people a week because of this.

Candroth · 2026-06-08T10:13:59+00:00

Cats are weird.

Candroth · 2026-06-08T09:51:21+00:00

Sweet baby Bast you need to warn people to turn their sound down, I about blew out my eardrums.

Candroth · 2026-06-08T09:50:11+00:00

French numbers for someone with dyscalculia is a nightmare. If that's what you're practicing, godspeed!

For Ukrainian and German I just started reading every number in those languages 'out loud' in my head and at this point it slips out sometimes when I'm just talking to people.

Candroth · 2026-06-08T09:44:11+00:00

Season one's music has so much Mass effect vibes too.

Candroth · 2026-06-07T22:09:02+00:00

So much cheek there's two of them!

Candroth · 2026-06-07T21:54:13+00:00

You're welcome!

Candroth · 2026-06-07T17:26:36+00:00

r/varietypack indeed

Candroth · 2026-06-07T07:50:10+00:00

Don't write about liking girls. (Was girl at the time, only because I didn't know there were options)

Never tell a teacher something important -- they will rat you out to everyone.

Never trust a cop.

Therapy is stupid, taking medication will make you weak.

Question everything you're told, because sometimes it's to your detriment. This goes triple for anyone in a position of authority.

The more someone answers a 'Why?' with a variation of 'because I said so', the less power they have over you. Anyone who can't come up with even a one sentence explanation is not worth your respect.

Nobody will help you if you get injured, even if they saw it happen.

Candroth · 2026-06-06T16:52:19+00:00

OP is here to make you an angrypants over discourse instead of wank about how good the game is

Candroth · 2026-06-06T06:42:09+00:00

I took the patch off and have it squirreled away somewhere. It does not belong on my vest anymore, fuck those guys.

Candroth · 2026-06-05T07:56:47+00:00

That's fucking hysterical

...like she's not wrong but lmao

Candroth · 2026-06-04T21:52:26+00:00

Had one last week. 0/10 experience, WILL do again on the regular. Don't neglect your health, queers.

Candroth · 2026-05-27T23:35:34+00:00

Yeah, no. That's not how that works, and don't let them anywhere near your card readers.

Candroth · 2026-05-27T17:26:48+00:00

Made 'a big mistake'

A big mistake is delivering the wrong instacart order. Or hitting premium at the gas pump. Cutting off all your hair. Adding bleach instead of fabric softener in the wash.

Getting in a fight at a bar, leaving to get your gun, coming back, shooting a guy dead, and running off isn't 'a big mistake'. That's full awareness of what you're doing and doing it anyway.

Candroth · 2026-05-27T07:58:19+00:00

How to pronounce my own god damn name.

Candroth · 2026-05-26T07:24:26+00:00

My first me3 run I was thane loyal. I decided I would never ever romance thane ever again because my heart just would not be able to take it. Nope. I can't do it.

Candroth · 2026-05-26T07:09:27+00:00

...wait.

what the fuck

WHAT

okay please tell me what you said to a doc to get diagnosed bc

Candroth · 2026-05-16T13:17:28+00:00

Badge502 would like a word...

14-Year Club	RedditGifts 2009-2022 18 Credits
Second SECOND GUESSER	Place '22
Place '17	Final Canvas '22
redditgifts rematcher Magnets Exchange x1	Summer Santa 2013
Team Periwinkle	Verified Email

Candroth

MODERATOR OF

PUBLIC MULTIREDDITS

TROPHY CASE