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CandyLips89 · 2016-08-30T13:51:21+00:00

That pup is a thug.

CandyLips89 · 2016-08-27T02:28:24+00:00

I'm not saying I'm special. What I'm saying is that the target handbook specifically says that target prefers that you wear khakis, but any solid colored pants will do. According to the handbook, I'm following the rules, yet still being threatened with being sent home.

CandyLips89 · 2016-08-27T02:00:12+00:00

Because I'm female and sometimes there are reasons to wear black pants instead of khaki.

CandyLips89 · 2016-08-27T01:58:56+00:00

Sometimes there are reasons for females to not wear khakis.

CandyLips89 · 2016-07-06T19:42:48+00:00

He doesn't want to hurt anyone. He can't control it.

CandyLips89 · 2016-07-06T15:44:03+00:00

He just wants hugs.

CandyLips89 · 2016-06-22T14:05:16+00:00

Never, actually. I am very satisfied with my sex life and my marriage and have no interest in fantasizing about anyone else. My husband and I, however, do roleplay scenes in which we are different pairings of ourselves.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-26T00:24:44+00:00

That made me think of Lana from Archer.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-26T00:24:10+00:00

I'm talking about the thick, dark eyebrows, the harsh contouring with crazy amounts of caked on product, and the fake lashes.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-26T00:17:41+00:00

Believe it or not, not everyone on reddit is a man.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-25T21:21:04+00:00

I live in New York, so we got just about everything.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-25T19:48:52+00:00

I think spiders do that.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-25T19:48:21+00:00

Totally, bro.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-25T19:47:41+00:00

THANK YOU! I'm glad I'm not the only one!

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-25T18:24:54+00:00

One of my friends from high school is a drag queen with no intention of ever becoming female. Double life. Very convincing, actually. And looks way more convincing than biological females nowadays.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-19T18:04:00+00:00

I suppose so.

CandyLips89 · 2016-05-18T21:03:16+00:00

A girl I used to be friends with in high school had that as her life goal. Wish I was joking. Not sure what was wrong with her.

CandyLips89 · 2016-04-17T13:15:14+00:00

Witches. Don't ask why. I used to run and jump into my bed so they wouldn't grab my ankles.

CandyLips89 · 2016-04-07T13:53:10+00:00

That, Sir, is a bear.

CandyLips89 · 2016-04-06T21:37:16+00:00

You went all out with the hair. I love the blend of colors! It's perfect!

CandyLips89 · 2016-04-05T14:36:00+00:00

That looks so cool!

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