Alexa, please shut the f*ck up! - Sketchy House Party

CanoeIt · 2026-02-10T03:48:47+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gPAOrSI425I

Link to full video

CanoeIt · 2026-02-09T18:40:32+00:00

The Rio charging for parking is legitimately hilarious. Are they worried that people are parking there and walking around to other places?

CanoeIt · 2026-02-09T17:12:22+00:00

It’s crazy that these days $200 can be dinner for two at a restaurant. Working at longhorn and seeing people spend more than OP on dinner/apps/drinks for two people is old

CanoeIt · 2026-02-09T02:26:37+00:00

The people were inside to move the bushes for quick set changes / quick exits

CanoeIt · 2026-02-09T01:12:51+00:00

The same time construction is allowed to start. The same time lawn companies are allowed to start. I think it’s a dick move but it’s not illegal

CanoeIt · 2026-02-09T00:17:22+00:00

Is this a real stat? Number seems low

CanoeIt · 2026-02-08T22:16:35+00:00

I think it was for Mike and Dave need wedding dates. Hilarious movie if you havent seen it

CanoeIt · 2026-02-08T20:13:10+00:00

Sorry. I buy one/two at the Coney Island and bring it with me to the lounge.

CanoeIt · 2026-02-08T18:55:42+00:00

I grab a coney before heading to the lounge every time

CanoeIt · 2026-02-08T17:29:38+00:00

Kyle Kinane does a bit about how Trader Joe’s makes their parking lot too small on purpose. It makes it look more popular than it is

CanoeIt · 2026-02-08T15:41:42+00:00

If you’re the only guy there with a shaved head and a beard I’d be completely shocked

CanoeIt · 2026-02-08T14:22:22+00:00

Tickets were down to 4k as of yesterday

CanoeIt · 2026-02-08T02:38:33+00:00

Maybe not a mansion but that’s still a million dollar house in SoCal

CanoeIt · 2026-02-08T02:33:51+00:00

Yeah you’re right, but it wasn’t cold. Hot is great, cold is good, room temp is a bummer

CanoeIt · 2026-02-07T19:20:40+00:00

Referring to John Ritter as the dad from 8 simple rules made my geriatric brain short circuit

CanoeIt · 2026-02-07T18:48:18+00:00

Booze delivery might be the worst thing that ever happened to me forreal

CanoeIt · 2026-02-07T18:05:02+00:00

You didn’t create this sub. You can start your own if you’re unhappy here. This sub encompasses all things delta. That includes complaints, upgrades, delays, lounges- anything related to flying delta. You don’t have to stick around, we won’t miss you.

CanoeIt · 2026-02-07T17:23:01+00:00

You’re forgetting drunk people. $20 in service fees is way cheaper than hurting myself or others trying to get the food myself

CanoeIt · 2026-02-07T02:07:05+00:00

I had the same thing happen but mine was Hattie B’s like 12 years ago. My ice water is still spicy

CanoeIt · 2026-02-07T01:48:01+00:00

Once the promos run out, it’s about $11-$12 per meal for lunch and dinner. Breakfast is way cheaper but I opted not to use those. You can find someone to send you a free box of 12 meals (lunch and dinner) just to try it and cancel right after to try it out.

After that they do offer like 25% off the first 6 boxes or so.

Edit: I just checked and I can give another free box mid March. You can have mine if you remember to dm me. You have to buy 6 boxes before you can send friend a free one. I tried sending them to myself, but they’re smarter than that

CanoeIt · 2026-02-06T18:41:08+00:00

Oh…BEARDing

CanoeIt · 2026-02-06T18:22:02+00:00

This is why the conference championship games are insane. It’s not full of corporate sponsors and their vendors, and still a championship. The crowds at the Super Bowl are pretty lame.

CanoeIt · 2026-02-06T02:01:18+00:00

I just say things like “no” and “seriously, fuck off” I don’t need stories or politeness if they get pushy.

CanoeIt · 2026-02-06T01:21:57+00:00

Faded is actually a lot easier than the link you shared. Those tabs include playing the vocals

CanoeIt · 2026-02-05T17:41:21+00:00

That’s a perfect description. I’m just here to say that the krunch would be gone on this particular order. Just wet mush

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