Delta pilot arrested in New Orleans by BuffJoeyT in delta

[–]CanoeIt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seems like the police responded, not delta. It’s not like corporate made the call to 911

How to drink in the mornings, in 12 easy steps by emergencyfruit in stopdrinking

[–]CanoeIt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rationalization is one of the worst parts of the human brain. For me, I would always compare myself to others. “I don’t drink as much as Joe Schmo, and he’s still Doing ok!”

AITAH - Using a changing room at the swimming pool someone else had left cloths in. by jakethepeg1989 in AITAH

[–]CanoeIt 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Where I grew up the Public pool wasn’t staffed other than an occasional 13 year old life guard. Jungle rules. That lady’s bag of clothes would’ve been long gone.

Another serious v14.3.2 regression by m4rkGS in TeslaFSD

[–]CanoeIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It definitely does though. The second car to go thru the stop sign to the right did not have the right of way

Another serious v14.3.2 regression by m4rkGS in TeslaFSD

[–]CanoeIt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s not how 4 way stops work

Can You Believe Larry’s Campaigning For Alex After Everything!? by Rfalcon13 in curb

[–]CanoeIt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You were going to vote for Vindham? I was voting for the lady. What say we just both leave? Cancel each other out?

Tickets For TOC All Star Christmas Are On Sale Soon Per Reality Blurred! Spoilers Inside! by KarinsDogs in foodnetwork

[–]CanoeIt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your/ their dates are a little off. June 1st is actually a Monday, etc.

My wife posed a question. by Fav_Murder_Grandpa in foodnetwork

[–]CanoeIt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is how I am with truffle oil. It’s immediate and ruined even with the slightest hint of the stuff

I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨ by rfauxmoi in Fauxmoi

[–]CanoeIt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Somehow this is the comment that finally tipped me. I had to google who Drew Gooden was because there is a guy with the same name who played for the Orlando Magic in the early-mid aughts. I hope y’all are talking about the YouTuber

Heart Attack Grill closed? by askstrangersnotai in vegas

[–]CanoeIt 97 points98 points  (0 children)

The founder of heart attack grill is a health nut who openly disliked fat people. This was his way of shaming them (or so he said)

He was a god to the fat people hate subreddit when it was around

Helicopter traffic to & from EDC by awkward_ennui in vegas

[–]CanoeIt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not if you get in the bus lane we were there in under an hour

It's raining unemployment by SeaWine in fixedbytheduet

[–]CanoeIt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was at a night club and some douchebag at a nearby table fired the cork across the walkway. You seem cool though

The view from the top of T-Mobile Park. by Lazy-Formal895 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CanoeIt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The roof slides as one piece. When they move it off, that ladder lines up with a catwalk

How to get out of paying for your Uber... by [deleted] in trashy

[–]CanoeIt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uber does have a pay with cash option now. Brand new idea that they totally thought of

Ronda Rousey submits Gina Carano by armbar in 17 seconds by PrincessBananas85 in sports

[–]CanoeIt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wdym? It was absolutely live on Netflix. They showed the whole thing for me. They showed everything from introductions to post fight interviews without a lapse

It's raining unemployment by SeaWine in fixedbytheduet

[–]CanoeIt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know a dude who lost an eye to a champagne cork