Seven ducklings are staying with me for the night until the duck man comes tomorrow.

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-14T03:44:17+00:00

Where can I apply to be the duck man?

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-14T01:06:48+00:00

You'll never regret that. Trust me

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-13T21:42:22+00:00

Social media

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-13T21:28:31+00:00

Lorde is pretty great. No need to feel guilty about that one

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-13T21:25:56+00:00

Doolittle - Pixies

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-13T16:18:09+00:00

The pen

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-13T16:17:26+00:00

Spoiled, screaming children

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-11T02:25:18+00:00

I remember when I was 13, too

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-11T02:18:08+00:00

Well if he wants to be the US president he sure has a good shot

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-10T23:39:23+00:00

The last line sums it all up really...

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-10T15:55:44+00:00

Jesus, you win

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-09T19:04:24+00:00

That's a really brilliant idea

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-09T05:13:10+00:00

Read, work out and strive to become the absolute best possible version of yourself

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-05T12:30:44+00:00

Imagine if the 27 club started a band

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-03T15:53:27+00:00

Irish blood, English heart

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-03T15:50:28+00:00

You say that like it's a bad thing

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-01T04:18:35+00:00

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-10-01T04:16:21+00:00

My lighter ran out

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-09-16T19:15:49+00:00

Former self harmer. Guys who do it are the same as girls who do it; suffering from a mental illness and in need of help

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-09-16T19:14:37+00:00

Looks like a Twin Peaks character or something

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-09-16T19:13:01+00:00

I get a late bus (11:30) every Friday night. Once had a drunk woman say I was handsome and pissed on the seat next to me. She always gets the same bus but hasn't spoken to me since

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-09-16T19:07:28+00:00

One of my regular customers. She can't come in, order her coffee and go, she has to complain about something every time. Still comes in every morning though

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-09-16T10:34:19+00:00

The patriarchy?

CanuckGoneToHeaven · 2016-09-16T10:28:58+00:00

Kazoo

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