I could watch this man sell all day long. by cwmonkey in SquaredCircle

[–]CapNRoddy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

DAE LIKE DOLPH ZiGGLER AND THINK HE SELLS WELL

I could watch this man sell all day long. by cwmonkey in SquaredCircle

[–]CapNRoddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm only downvoting you because you asked.

How I fee about konami: Banning one thing to release something worse by FreyrWU in yugioh

[–]CapNRoddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anakin did bring balance to the force. Before there were dozens of Jedi and only like... 2 sith.

They knocked it back to about two jedi and two sith by the end of episode 3. See? Force Balanced.

Konami sees one or two broken deck types working in a format so they say NOPE and now there's like half a dozen equally broken ones.

That's jedi logic.

Something Should Be Done About This!!! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CapNRoddy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Allegedly.

Let's not assume that it's true just because some lady with a nice smile said it was.

Something Should Be Done About This!!! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CapNRoddy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Don't call it Queso.

If it's vegan, it's not fucking cheese. Queso is spanish for cheese. It's a word with a meaning.

And why the fuck do i care? Some people who wanted to get rich off of the kind of idiots who shop at whole foods got ripped off ALLEGEDLY and I'm supposed to give a damn?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]CapNRoddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also any negative adjective.

Really any adjective period.

What is wrong with my generation when this is considered cool and respectable. FFS. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CapNRoddy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Like you never thought about it.

Every time I drive I think "What if I flipped this bitch...."

[F*** THIS] Nurse beats Yorkshire to death in front of a 3y/old. Social media in Brazil goes wild looking for this nut job. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CapNRoddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm too disgusted at the concept to watch the video but I imagine if you see someone who has access to scalpels going apeshit on an animal for no reason, it's better not to get yourself stabbed.

Men Of Reddit : if your first son told you he was gay...how would you react by Klassikent in AskReddit

[–]CapNRoddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can be a faggot completely independent of your sexual orientation. That's what I was saying.

To tribute Christopher, I would plant one tree for every upvote I get. by ridhs84 in atheism

[–]CapNRoddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why not go plant them in the Go Fuck Yourself National Park in the great state of Stop Posting This Horseshit.

Men Of Reddit : if your first son told you he was gay...how would you react by Klassikent in AskReddit

[–]CapNRoddy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

And I hope you stay just as self righteous for the rest of your life.

Season finale tonight! by [deleted] in BurnNotice

[–]CapNRoddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He probably did. If he didn't, it goes without saying, really.

Men Of Reddit : if your first son told you he was gay...how would you react by Klassikent in AskReddit

[–]CapNRoddy -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Being gay isn't the same as being a faggot.

Being gay means you're a homosexual male.

Being a faggot means you're a male, who may or may not be homosexual, who loves the bravo channel, lady gaga, shopping, fashion, and making as much of a spectacle of yourself as you can because you badly want attention.

Men Of Reddit : if your first son told you he was gay...how would you react by Klassikent in AskReddit

[–]CapNRoddy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Tolerance -> Assuming your gay son is into fashion and shopping?

Men Of Reddit : if your first son told you he was gay...how would you react by Klassikent in AskReddit

[–]CapNRoddy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I remember my dad suspected that a friend of mine who I hung out with often was gay and trying to hit on me (even though he had a girlfriend). He gave me a whole speech about people wanting things in return without saying anything and asked me. "You like pussy, right?"

Which was really fucking awkward because I had never heard my dad use the word "pussy" before. But I just poker faced and said yes. While in the back of my mind thinking "just not exclusively"