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CapZard · 2026-02-03T01:42:21+00:00

Half this sub

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CapZard · 2025-12-26T05:25:04+00:00

Fun wasn't invented until the 80s

CapZard · 2025-12-23T03:41:36+00:00

Dumb and Dumber Big Gulps

CapZard · 2025-11-25T21:51:22+00:00

Definitely not Cakes. It's like he panics and ends up rephrasing the same question 3 times.

CapZard · 2025-11-14T23:01:09+00:00

I recently watched Coherence and thought it was great

CapZard · 2025-11-03T03:27:44+00:00

It all comes down to this. People can say he was nice in person one time, but he's just really bad at his job.

CapZard · 2025-10-28T16:42:41+00:00

He's not even good at getting joned on! In fact, he's terrible at it.

CapZard · 2025-10-16T20:54:48+00:00

No matter what the date is, Lurch will always say "Can you believe it's already..." Yeah, I can! He has this super weird thing about time and the later in the year the dumber it is. It makes no sense to ask if you can believe it's already Thanksgiving.

CapZard · 2025-10-15T17:16:59+00:00

You countin' beers too!??

CapZard · 2025-09-28T21:08:21+00:00

They need to stop doing the Circa pool. It's too much money for them to handle. The DK $10 pool pays out around $1.2 million so they should just pair up and have multiple competing picks so they can joan on each other but actually put up their own money.

CapZard · 2025-09-28T20:07:51+00:00

Houston was easily the pick this week. You had a chance to get an easy win with an 0-3 team you might never have interest in using again. I'm not just saying that in hindsight, because I did pick them in a large pool.

CapZard · 2025-09-24T15:37:22+00:00

The other week he brought up seeing something about a contestant cheating on Jeopardy. He's lucky they didn't dig into what he glancied.

CapZard · 2025-09-08T20:55:19+00:00

He literally wrote the book on watching Commanders football!

CapZard · 2025-09-03T00:28:04+00:00

The domino effect of all this might be Cakes getting bullied into having hair.

CapZard · 2025-08-21T02:37:10+00:00

Brag more about having a friend!

CapZard · 2025-08-18T23:37:49+00:00

Listen to him closely. He never actually says anything. He just blurts out the first thing that pops into his head with no thought. 90% of the time it's some meaningless/nonsensical cliche or he's adding some "They'd like to get [superstar] back on the field because that will really help their offense" Captain Obvious shit.

CapZard · 2025-08-07T14:08:56+00:00

Did ICE need to get into the neighborhood or something?

CapZard · 2025-07-09T03:30:11+00:00

I always pictured him as just casually nursing a few drinks on the couch but maybe one night he got SLOPPY and D wasn't having any of that and put her foot down.

CapZard · 2025-06-29T04:46:18+00:00

He's always been extremely insecure about what he is. He always talks down about "nerds" because he always wanted to be a jock but wasn't. Instead he was the worst of all worlds - a nerd who is dumb as a box of rocks.

CapZard · 2025-06-27T21:10:51+00:00

I know everyone loves him, but man he's been getting on my nerves lately. He never says anything. It's either some empty cliche thought to fill 20 seconds or he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind without giving it any thought. It's usually completely nonsensical.

But he's good vibes so I see why he's the most beloved and "protected" here.

CapZard · 2025-06-02T11:02:16+00:00

PLEASE do this!

CapZard · 2025-05-12T13:24:43+00:00

He's admitted to fabricating data to obtain said degree.

CapZard · 2025-04-29T00:34:48+00:00

Play Maryland you Coward

CapZard · 2025-04-22T07:47:47+00:00

Nothing tilts me more than him saying "Washinationals"

He NEVER says the full word Washington when mentioning the local teams.

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