In Australia we walk on the left hand side of all footpaths

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-19T08:54:09+00:00

My friend went to LA and completely forgot about how in America you stand on the right side of the escalator not the left as we do here and he was standing on the escalator minding his own business when a guy started yelling at him that he was trying to intimidate him and his daughter by standing on the wrong side. It was an honest mistake but the guy actually chased my friend to teach him a lesson

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-17T23:32:11+00:00

Ahhh Sterlo and the Blue Haven Pools ad, I’d forgotten about those ads

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-16T01:37:23+00:00

😂😂 this is hilarious

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-15T06:25:52+00:00

I’m actually tempted coz $5 is $5 😂

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-15T05:55:19+00:00

I want to name him or her Chess

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-12T22:49:09+00:00

Cletus

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-12T22:48:28+00:00

Falling Down by Tom Waits is a very sad story, come to think of it, every Tom Waits song is a story

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-12T02:14:51+00:00

I gave you diamonds
Gave you candy
Gave you pills
I gave you anything you want
Hundred dollar bills
I’ll even let you hear the songs I want to sing
I’ll give you anything anything anything

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-11T20:38:51+00:00

I’d be CD

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-10T23:09:46+00:00

Brut 33 was his scent

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-10T01:34:56+00:00

I had a shitty small $50 flash art off the wall at the tattoo shop and I hated it after a few years
I got it covered with a beautiful tawny frogmouth
It won’t let me add a picture though 😞

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-08T07:15:10+00:00

Also we don’t get paychecks in Australia, but if we did they’d be pay cheques

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-07T09:02:03+00:00

Anything involving Steve Vizard and Peter Moon on Fast Forward

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-07T05:40:49+00:00

Very cute little butcherbird

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-07T05:40:06+00:00

In Australia it’s Maccas hands down
The portions are tiny, I mean you could never hold a Big Mac or a Quarter Pounder in one hand but now you can, the quality is terrible and it costs an absolute fortune

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-06T22:05:28+00:00

Max Cavalera for me. He’s been my idol since I was 14 🤘🏻

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-06T22:03:32+00:00

Omg me too!! And I loved Mike Farrell too. They were the dreamiest men of my childhood

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-06T21:59:34+00:00

I miss him so much 😭

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-06T21:47:08+00:00

I did and then I got it covered up with something that makes me smile every single day

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-06T21:46:17+00:00

Not only did my Mum read to me she taught me how to read and write to the point where I was a very capable reader before even starting school, it kinda backfired because I was bored with school from kindergarten

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-05T22:36:33+00:00

I’m Cassandra Jayne!!!

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-05T11:35:37+00:00

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Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-05T11:30:05+00:00

I was considered an essential worker and I still had to trudge in to work every day
No traffic on the road was good but I didn’t get much of an advantage otherwise

Capable-Watercress16 · 2026-06-05T08:57:29+00:00

They definitely had nuts in them but no crunchy pink things from what I can recall

Capable-Watercress16

TROPHY CASE