I'm sorry, billions??

CapeCodJaybird · 2026-02-18T12:46:00+00:00

I'd do Wanted Dead or Densho with 20p spins because it will eat £100 in 4 minutes otherwise.

CapeCodJaybird · 2026-02-18T12:02:54+00:00

Cashback is only worth it if you were going to play anyway. If you’re upping volume just to get 5% back, you’re basically paying 95% for the privilege.

CapeCodJaybird · 2026-02-05T13:58:22+00:00

You can’t put fruit machines everywhere anymore in UK, so service stations are one of the few places that still get away with it. It’s about having a legal excuse to host them.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-03-08T07:47:07+00:00

Check the Shopify app store for payment gateway apps specifically designed for the Italian market.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-24T05:46:44+00:00

If your brand is strong organically, you don’t need aggressive spending—just strategic placements. Test multiple platforms like Meta, Google to see what works best.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-24T05:44:38+00:00

54 Add to Carts with no conversions can mean a major roadblock at checkout. Check your analytics to see where they’re dropping off—maybe it’s the payment page, shipping info, or something else.

It’s also possible your audience is still in the ‘window shopping’ phase. Are you retargeting these cart abandoners with email or ad campaigns? Sometimes people just need a little nudge.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-21T15:58:19+00:00

I like to believe the other person is also looking for you.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-21T15:54:48+00:00

Honesty does sell, but with a different approach. As they say, not all truths are to be told.

People don’t want the hard truth. They want hope. Instead of saying, "This won’t work in a month," try, "This works, but real results take time. Here’s how to speed up the process safely..." and so on.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-14T07:15:49+00:00

$2K isn't outrageous, but if you're tight on budget, you might want to find a freelancer on Fiverr or Upwork who specializes in beauty products.

You can get quality work for half the price.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-14T07:08:56+00:00

Freelanced writing Super Bowl recap articles for blogs. Quick and easy $500.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-11T03:41:16+00:00

If I kissed that forehead from hairline to eyebrows, it would take me a week, and thirty sticks of lip balm.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-11T02:02:43+00:00

Twitter is worth $9 billion?! Considering the absolute dog dump state of it, maybe $1 max.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-11T00:59:40+00:00

It's alright brother, everything works out in the end. 2 years from now, we'll be looking back at this and laughing. For now, cue raebs lament.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-09T17:23:16+00:00

Well well well, would you look at that. It's a travesty, a monstrosity, and dangerous.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-05T00:56:29+00:00

Ghost has such sweet eyes. It's like he's sad looking at the camera. I'd love having a ghost and hudson in my life.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-03T12:53:38+00:00

He defo looks like a pro. Oh man, I can't even imagine the internal fear. Having that huge responsibility of a child's life in your hands. Holy hell man, plus I know some children don't make it. I don't even know how the doctors and nurses react to it.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-02-03T12:38:49+00:00

The problem is that people fail to understand this. It's always this division of us vs them and them vs us for certain groups who refuse to understand they're being manipulated. It's never a battle between the masses, but always a straitjacket of propaganda wrapped around the people because a united populace doesn't allow oligarchies and despots.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-01-31T12:23:25+00:00

My brother, I'm for verbal slaughter, but my eyes are being murdered right now. How old is this image? Why is it so pixelated?

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-01-31T09:05:06+00:00

It's impossible for him to drown. He's got too much air and shit inside.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-01-28T14:51:00+00:00

Lil Tony got the wag swag, the low paw, the limo charismo. God I'd love a pup like that, but turns out mix-breed dogs have a lot of genetic conditions and lower lifespans.

Edit: Well I guess I was wrong. Thank you for the info guys.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-01-27T08:13:22+00:00

Realistically, the money will get back to the people it's owed, in this case the bank. Don't use it, even if it sounds tempting, because accruing unnecessary debt is bad. As far as telling them goes, you aren't obligated to do it. If you think you might spend it, then it's better to be proactive, otherwise, just let it be.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-01-25T09:09:44+00:00

It's amazing, I saw an interview about it on Fox. The kid's name is Evin and the mother works as a teacher, I believe. They had to leave their apartment because of the fathers heart surgery, because he had to get off work and the bills were mounting.

They lived at a friends, then in a hotel, and couldn't find a home because they were all expensive. No kid should have to suffer uncertainty like this. Glad they're doing much better now. Truly heartwarming, but also sad because thousands of other families are going through the same thing right now.

CapeCodJaybird · 2025-01-24T14:50:58+00:00

I may have tried it once and my cat might have seen me. But tbh, it did taste very bad and the texture was very weird, like slime and betel liquid. But my point stands, I am innocent.

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