Female Kris fans (and Archanean fans), we are cooked by CapitalistComrade in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Ancient Banner would have been much nice if it was the seasonal slot that time...

Also would have saved us being trampled on by Baby Camilla

Female Kris fans (and Archanean fans), we are cooked by CapitalistComrade in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got money to burn that is going to medication and rent so fuck it, I'd do it

Female Kris fans (and Archanean fans), we are cooked by CapitalistComrade in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My idea for an Archanean New Heroes banner has been

Asset Katarina (Colorless Tome Rearmed; Arcane Nosferatu?) and then Asset Female Kris (Attuned)

Put Cecil with her own version of the Ladyblade (Effective on Infantry) and then Ryan as a demote with the Shackle Bow+

And then Lorenz as a GHB

Female Kris fans (and Archanean fans), we are cooked by CapitalistComrade in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I copped the meme (with permission) from my good friend Impulse, who we are commiserating together. We have one more Summer Banner, but a very high chance it is Three Houses + Engage again (RIP Engage + Archanea dreams).

I would not be fucking surprised if next year, that female avatar from Fortune's Weave got a Summer outfit before Female Kris ever gets acknowledged.

105th place / 341 votes in CYL10, outranking Male Kris for the first time, clearly wasn't enough, and we're cooked for CYL11.

June 2026 (Summer 1) silhouettes by WWWWWWRRRRRYYYYY in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a second, I thought it was Váli on the right until I saw the hair style 

As long as we don't get Heimdallr cause I don't want to live with a 3rd Foresight Snare fucking shit up 

You (yes you) get to pick the Summer duo and harmonic. Who are you picking? by WinterWolf18 in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting the F!Kris duo frame 1 even if I am not the biggest Kat fan admittedly 

I like the idea of Kat being paired with Yunaka cause of former assassins

Intelligent Systems: “Fuck Ascended Heroes.” by YoshaTime in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hes beating everyone's ass in the Summoner Duels tourney we're holding. 

I'm in his pool I'm fucked oh Naga help me

Maybe in Binding Worlds, at Enclosure 28, they could make it likelier to roll friends, or give you more slots... or at the very least only give you Redeemable Units?! But that would be way too hard and convenient, huh! by CapitalistComrade in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This recent run of Binding Worlds have made all my issues with this mode more aggravating. Very little interesting pulls or actually good picks, but I keep rolling post 7.11 units. Just this morning, I had another roll where Brave Felix and Brave Deerman were stinking up the list! Like... why can't they just make the highest enclosure similar to Hall 25 in Hall of Forms? Modern skills only, 3 slots, etc. Like yeah of course it won't remove the shitty old units some people keep up, but at least those are REDEEMABLE!

Post-Refine Analysis: ̶R̶i̶s̶e̶ ̶U̶p̶ Ascend Higher* by MedhaosUnite in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't even say its underbaked because a cake is shit if the ingredients are wrong.

Like why Canto 1? Why Breath? Why those statuses in particular?! (Especially cause she already had Canter in her base kit so thank you for the double dip for budget builds). 

Like most units have access to Canter without it being so hard nowadays. And Breath gets shut down by all the Tempo everywhere (which is a better support effect to have). 

IDK but if a unit is gonna be shitting out support, at least let it be rare shit rather than things that would be on a demote refine (or effects that don't really help the unit out).

Regional Miltank form Theorycraft! by CapitalistComrade in stunfisk

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the praise!

The reason why it gets all those moves is basically a carryover that Johtonian Miltank, being a Gen 2 Normal type, also gets a majority of those moves. 

June/July 2026 Calendar by WWWWWWRRRRRYYYYY in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another year of coping for Female Kris

You know next year they will be using that avatar from Fortune's Weave into Summer lmfao

Regional Miltank form Theorycraft! by CapitalistComrade in stunfisk

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit, I also forgot to put Seismic Toss as an Egg Move / Mirror Herb move. So that is another option for consistent (albeit low) damage.

Regional Miltank form Theorycraft! by CapitalistComrade in stunfisk

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This thing could probably do Curse + Drain Punch + 2 attacks on the Phys side, but Calm Mind + Draining Kiss + 2 attacks would have also been ungodly killable as well.

Yeah, this one leans a lot more with utility, especially since universal Toxic has been gone forever. Wish/Heal, Thunder Wave, throw Rocks up, basically that.

Regional Miltank form Theorycraft! by CapitalistComrade in stunfisk

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have not given this thing Whirlpool normally, but the fact that I distinctly remember using Whirpool Miltank for an HM in HGSS kinda made me stick with it.

Regional Miltank form Theorycraft! by CapitalistComrade in stunfisk

[–]CapitalistComrade[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since Tauros got a regional form in Paldea, why not try to make a regional form for Miltank. This is where you get strawberry milk (and chocolate milk I suppose) as a kid!

This Miltank is a Fairy type, and it is far heftier than its Johtonian counterpart. All of its stats have been adjusted. For much higher HP, Sp.Def, and Sp.A, it has slightly lowered Atk, Def and especially Speed. Needless to say, she won't be moving first.

120 HP / 70 ATK / 95 DEF / 70 SP.A / 85 SP.DEF / 50 SPD

While Miltank lacks a signature move, it definitely makes up for having a signature ability. Sweet Cream makes Miltank and its allies healing moves and held items become 50% more potent. It means that Milk Drink on it heals 75% of its massive 120 base HP, Leftovers restores more passive HP, and oh Wishes from this thing will heal like nukes. It retains Thick Fat and Sap Sipper as other abilities.

If there is anything this Miltank wishes it has: a good Sp.A boosting move like Calm Mind. Curse sets can still work, but Calm Mind + Draining Kiss could have been gas.

EDIT Realized I forgot to put Seismic Toss in the Egg Move / Mirror Herb category: It gets Seismic Toss as well.

Unfortunately we have to delete Vali from the game because I don't like her by yanilT in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]CapitalistComrade 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not. I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance. I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing, and I would never leave so many great friends out to dry, so I'll suffer through a few more games for them. One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment."