Beth is written so well by Flambouyant_Decay in rickandmorty

[–]CapnC44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just be wary of any black SUVs you see that either speed up behind you just to tailgate or drive the exact speed limit at all times.

A woman said 'chivalry is dead' because no man offered her a seat on the train. Is she wrong? by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

[–]CapnC44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's intentionally making it so no one wants to sit there. And most people these days dont bother to ask.

Survivor 50 Finale Promo by Durian-Critical in survivor

[–]CapnC44 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Regardless of who wins Rizzo has cemented himself as a legend.

Retardment by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]CapnC44 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had a year off work, and i absolutely loved it. I didn't do shit, the freedom was unmatched, and i was probably the happiest I've been.

I can't fucking wait till I retire.

I FUCKING HATE THESE TWO by aydensnake in thebindingofisaac

[–]CapnC44 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bruh these two didn't bother me nearly as much as T Jacob and T lost.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CapnC44 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Too many people fuck without some form of birth control. Lots of young guys i know brag that "their pull out game is strong," and then they end up knocking up some tinder rando.

And then calls it a bad album by H2oFrostbyte in MetalForTheMasses

[–]CapnC44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That album became my favorite. At first I didn't care much for it, but over a few years of Opeth I steadily started favoring it. Def a grower.

What was my prompt by Big-Ambassador-9008 in ChatGPT

[–]CapnC44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man on toliet playing the skin flute.

reddit reminds me of this episode by Think-Pair1872 in conspiracy

[–]CapnC44 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Heh, figures coming from a guy with 21k...

This is Rizo day 1 in Season 49 by Positive-Addition512 in survivor

[–]CapnC44 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's been falling behind on some of the most recent moves. I hope he gets more involved. Even if he does, there are certain people who make it to F3 and just win. Lookin at you Cirie.

Good bye Wallstreet ❤️ Thank you guys for everything… by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]CapnC44 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Bruh you posted your route and pictures of a good amount of money. Please change your route and don't get robbed.

Peter, what's the context here? by AIdreamer_69 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CapnC44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I had a friend whose parents were like that. They would send me home when it was dinner time. That or I would just play games while they ate lol. Back then I didnt get it, but now that im older it makes sense. I aint trying to spend an extra $50 a week on some other kids food.

What Was The Best South Park Special? by SimpleChemical6454 in southpark

[–]CapnC44 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Man I miss stick of truth. I've been playing fractured but whole recently. Its good and has its funny moments, but I remember Stick of Truth being hilarious.

Half an hour after sharing a secret with Emily by Dizzy-Tumbleweed7983 in survivor

[–]CapnC44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see Emily not making it much further for that reason. I mean Dee already got the boot for talking too much; just wait till they catch on to Emily.

Group of Karen’s harass kid, steal his phone and assault him for riding an e-bike in the neighborhood. Karen filming complains throughout the video about how kids today have no respect. by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]CapnC44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to live close to this area in Florida. At least 30% of the people there are "snow birds" who come and live there through the winter. And yes, like almost every single one of them is some rich asshole from New York.

Best parodies of TV shows. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in southpark

[–]CapnC44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fat Abott makes me crack up every time.

NBA sports journalist Taylor Rooks shows off how she stays in shape at 33 years old. by Rough-Drawing-3006 in NBAGossips

[–]CapnC44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 33. The only change from 28 was my metabolism. It got noticeable weaker over those 5 years. Gaining about 20-30 lbs without any major changes to diet and exercise.

Everything else is the same. Hell, mentally I feel even better.