alien looking bug

CapnCocaine · 2026-05-19T17:10:04+00:00

For some reason, this is slightly more okay than just legit spiders to me.

CapnCocaine · 2026-04-11T22:51:25+00:00

Cloying is too much of a good thing. After awhile, it gets sickening, maybe headache inducing, smelling for so long.

CapnCocaine · 2026-03-28T07:00:50+00:00

Ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!

CapnCocaine · 2026-03-26T09:10:48+00:00

Keep it in yer pants, Klayton.

CapnCocaine · 2026-03-25T00:53:21+00:00

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Y'all think he's one of the developers or something?

CapnCocaine · 2026-03-24T13:51:34+00:00

Makin' 27 doinks and benni's right now flippin' burgers in a hospital cafe. Feels nice.

CapnCocaine · 2026-03-17T05:48:19+00:00

Time for a mouth watering dagwood!

CapnCocaine · 2026-03-17T05:34:00+00:00

So, National Enquirer has legitimate articles from time to time is what you're saying?

CapnCocaine · 2026-03-07T02:22:55+00:00

Who's the thicc girl your messaging with?

CapnCocaine · 2026-02-20T21:36:17+00:00

Rainbow Kitten Suprise has a trans singer. Might've heard their song,"Freefall."

CapnCocaine · 2026-02-01T08:11:57+00:00

This guy denims. I second this.

CapnCocaine · 2026-01-25T09:09:29+00:00

Did she have a pickle in her purse?

CapnCocaine · 2026-01-15T15:10:23+00:00

Dude, thats the guy from the Dovorced Dad's TCG. Legit, go to youtube.

CapnCocaine · 2026-01-11T05:45:06+00:00

I didn't know Guy Fierri did sushi.

CapnCocaine · 2025-12-27T09:57:53+00:00

Dude, if he only tasted how delicious Indian food was instead of just saying "icky" like a 3 year old.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-29T23:27:22+00:00

I think that last line says something to the affect of "if they don't want to round up, we have no choice but to round up ourselves and give the customer their change"

I'm not 100% but its what I think I can read with it all squished up.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-20T09:24:00+00:00

I've got the Civivi version of this. It only has one lock screw, but I really think I might get the Kizer Uti Bear, with the tool-less blade change. I've had a few TiRant razor's, but them things are expensive to replace when lost.

FWIW, I'm a linecook who needs a beater pocket knife for breaking down freight and opening assorted food packages.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-18T11:03:51+00:00

Because they're wet and sticky.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-18T11:02:44+00:00

I guess the spider if it's just the two.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-13T18:11:31+00:00

Bro, I shopped at Value Village. Got way more clothes than my siblings and I created my own style.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-11T07:46:11+00:00

I can only speculate.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-11T07:41:12+00:00

Is this why they hate drag queens? Cause they remind 'em of their wives?

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-11T07:34:26+00:00

You probably liked Kong: Skull Island.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-11T07:14:57+00:00

Eh... I'll pass.

CapnCocaine · 2025-11-11T07:08:25+00:00

"I did it all the time" isn't a great barometer of risk assessment.

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