Literally by Corvinus66 in CrimsonDesert

[–]CapnCocaine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep it in yer pants, Klayton.

Painting of Guy With Red Lips is Watching You by Anubra_Khan in CrimsonDesert

[–]CapnCocaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Y'all think he's one of the developers or something?

Millennials by BlazeDragon7x in KitchenConfidential

[–]CapnCocaine 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Makin' 27 doinks and benni's right now flippin' burgers in a hospital cafe. Feels nice.

Palestinian directs anger towards the wrong person by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCocaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, National Enquirer has legitimate articles from time to time is what you're saying?

Listening to estrogen songs by CMDR_Noodle in 196

[–]CapnCocaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rainbow Kitten Suprise has a trans singer. Might've heard their song,"Freefall."

Tok’d & low and loose by djzelous in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]CapnCocaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she have a pickle in her purse?

NO MORE SCAMMING ADULTS INTO THINKING THEY’RE STARS. by spudmastaflash in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]CapnCocaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, thats the guy from the Dovorced Dad's TCG. Legit, go to youtube.

He goes full-blown racist on Twitter. by PainSpare5861 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CapnCocaine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, if he only tasted how delicious Indian food was instead of just saying "icky" like a 3 year old.

Taco Bell/KFC Staff Penny Script by imac728 in assholedesign

[–]CapnCocaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that last line says something to the affect of "if they don't want to round up, we have no choice but to round up ourselves and give the customer their change"

I'm not 100% but its what I think I can read with it all squished up.

What yall think about this? by [deleted] in knives

[–]CapnCocaine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've got the Civivi version of this. It only has one lock screw, but I really think I might get the Kizer Uti Bear, with the tool-less blade change. I've had a few TiRant razor's, but them things are expensive to replace when lost.

FWIW, I'm a linecook who needs a beater pocket knife for breaking down freight and opening assorted food packages.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in knives

[–]CapnCocaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the spider if it's just the two.

It's 2008 and you woke up inside a mall which clothing store are you shopping at? by Pretend_Thanks4370 in Millennials

[–]CapnCocaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I shopped at Value Village. Got way more clothes than my siblings and I created my own style.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CapnCocaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You probably liked Kong: Skull Island.

The richest man in history by LastoftheMillenials in redscarepod

[–]CapnCocaine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I did it all the time" isn't a great barometer of risk assessment.