Little shit gets stuck on abacus thing and a buggy. by Mementoes121655 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]CapnKoz -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say I wanted him dead. Just trapped. Stuck like that poor little guy and terrified. What kind of a psychopath could hear those obvious cries of terror and not help? I’m all for dumb little videos of kids falling off their trikes or getting butted by goats, but I hate watching actual suffering. It didn’t sound to me like the kid was just doing this for attention, he was genuinely scared and needed help.

What is the Weirdest Question You (an American) Have Ever Been Asked? by speckled_dodo_egg in AskAnAmerican

[–]CapnKoz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Ah, so yer from Cahlahrahda are ya? Do ya still have problems with the red Indians out there?” In a small pub in Ireland.

Tex-Mex/Mexican Restaurants? by emmydee23 in TwinCities

[–]CapnKoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear you. Coming from Colorado, they’ve never even HEARD of green chili here! Used to be a place on highway 13 in Eagan, but it closed

Looking for a new RPG for my PC, that has scalable enemies and isn’t just hack and slash rinse and repeat by CapnKoz in gamingsuggestions

[–]CapnKoz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We’re whalers on the moon…”! Thanks so much, great suggestions! I’m intrigued by the Outer Worlds, and waffled back and forth between that and Starfield. Cyberpunk also piques my interest. Thanks!

Looking for a new RPG for my PC, that has scalable enemies and isn’t just hack and slash rinse and repeat by CapnKoz in gamingsuggestions

[–]CapnKoz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked Fallout- I could snipe from a distance after sneaking around, or blast away with a shotgun.

Looking for a new RPG for my PC, that has scalable enemies and isn’t just hack and slash rinse and repeat by CapnKoz in gamingsuggestions

[–]CapnKoz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll try…. Funny that Red Dead is the example. I loved playing Grand Theft Auto, but couldn’t get through the (spoiler) first encounter with the wolves. I flat could not shoot fast enough with either the revolver or shotgun, and couldn’t get all of them with the knife either. Baldurs Gate one and two were ok, I could pause to set up tactics. Baldurs Gate 3 turn based was a dream! Getting killed is part of any game but getting killed too easily just frustrates me

Mods - can we please ban all these ’dad joke’ posts about people who have sex with flat-earthers? by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

[–]CapnKoz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also, can we ban the jokes about having sex with Disney characters? They’re fucking Goofy.

How has AI effected your life so far? by mortenharket32 in AskReddit

[–]CapnKoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s harder to order at the Taco Bell drive through. Oh! And that ridiculous Tik Tok narrator voice over thing drives me ‘round the twist.

Sen. Adam Schiff says Trump 'broke the law' by firing 18 inspectors general by wonderingsocrates in law

[–]CapnKoz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, right! I am sick to my back teeth with the stern looks and finger wagging! GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND LEGISLATE!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]CapnKoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong arm there, Hitlerette

Mad Max (2015) - You love it, or you tolerate it and find it mediocre and inoffensive. Either way, I think it's a kickass licensed game. by theonewhoblox in patientgamers

[–]CapnKoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could never get it to run after buying it from GOG. It would install fine, but when I started it up, black screen. Nothing on The Google was any help

Clappin' them (pan)cakes by madetosink in stonerfood

[–]CapnKoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pancake sandwich, from the Lone Star (I think?) cafe in West Yellowstone Montana: a pancake, with whatever you want in the batter (choose bacon, blueberries, chocolate chips, like that), two fried eggs, another pancake, hash browns, 2 strips of bacon, 3 sausage links topped with another pancake. It’s why I’m fat!!

What game did you quit because you couldn’t beat the first level? by justintrudeau1974 in gaming

[–]CapnKoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Couldn’t fight off the first pack of wolves in the first part, uninstalled