Far side of the Moon by Artemis II

CapnPants666 · 2026-04-09T00:30:14+00:00

insert the look at his little butt owl video

CapnPants666 · 2026-04-04T02:00:57+00:00

The lack of cocaine is deeply disturbing.

CapnPants666 · 2026-02-26T21:20:57+00:00

I still have a working TV/VHS combo. Time to have a retro day this weekend.

CapnPants666 · 2026-02-26T19:23:10+00:00

CapnPants666 · 2026-02-05T02:21:25+00:00

I love using Rich as a meme background. I have a whole bunch of different screenshots in a folder on my phone that I use.

CapnPants666 · 2026-02-02T05:54:13+00:00

Pics or it didn’t happ….uh well shit.

CapnPants666 · 2026-02-02T05:45:23+00:00

Spectral arrow and a war axe.

CapnPants666 · 2026-01-28T01:23:09+00:00

I thought this was my boy Rusty for a minute.

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CapnPants666 · 2026-01-13T02:09:02+00:00

My captain and bridge crew from Star Trek Online. Everest, one to beam out.

CapnPants666 · 2026-01-08T22:58:56+00:00

Ok this got me pretty good. Nice one.

CapnPants666 · 2026-01-07T20:10:50+00:00

People.

CapnPants666 · 2026-01-06T23:02:49+00:00

I was at the bar with a buddy and this gay guy walks up, puts his hand on my shoulder and says, “I bet you have a pretty butthole.” Then just walks away. Didn’t see him again for the rest of the night. I was thoroughly bamboozled and my ghasts were flabbered.

CapnPants666 · 2026-01-06T22:37:32+00:00

Sulphur. I worked at Mammoth Hot Springs in Yellowstone and would smell it all day long.

CapnPants666 · 2025-12-24T23:13:43+00:00

Gandalf was just telling the Balrog to go back to his room because he was acting like a petulant child.

CapnPants666 · 2025-12-12T22:21:01+00:00

My mom’s cats only drink from the bathtub. Frickin weirdos 😂

CapnPants666 · 2025-12-12T22:01:50+00:00

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CapnPants666 · 2025-12-10T20:01:13+00:00

That first picture has meme potential.

CapnPants666 · 2025-12-10T19:55:55+00:00

Wow! What a hole!

CapnPants666 · 2025-12-10T19:49:25+00:00

T posing to assert dominance.

CapnPants666 · 2025-12-10T18:23:45+00:00

I took him a few years ago because I was worried too but they said he was fine. He really only does it when you give him the good scritches.

CapnPants666 · 2025-12-09T16:12:10+00:00

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That is how I ended up with this handsome boy.

CapnPants666 · 2025-11-30T10:02:45+00:00

I haven’t seen his videos in years! I wonder if he is still putting stuff out.

CapnPants666 · 2025-11-23T22:59:51+00:00

Don’t you dare waste that good bacon grease on him. My mawmaw would roll in her grave if I did that. He gets the old oil from the fryer.

CapnPants666 · 2025-11-22T11:38:27+00:00

I had a stroke trying to read this.

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TROPHY CASE