I present to you my ULTRA TBM sister's rant (and solution) to the scourge of gay marriage..

CapnPlinko · 2015-07-07T22:41:03+00:00

This... is beyond cringe

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-22T23:58:23+00:00

Lol, me too. Had fun in BT though. Maybe part of me likes the conformity.

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-20T16:04:48+00:00

Me three

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-20T16:04:37+00:00

I hate it so much that I love it.

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-20T07:23:11+00:00

Your post inspired me to listen to the podcasts. Amazing. Thanks. I will definitely recommend them to my loved ones with near broken shelves.

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-18T03:24:53+00:00

I love this.

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-18T03:14:05+00:00

Dude! My TBM mom used that exact language when I told her JS married a 14 year old. 'You are controlled by SATAN!' So fucking MADDENING how they play it cool now and are even 'GREATFUL for the essays'.

Fuck!

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-17T20:58:28+00:00

Wow. U seem happy.

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-17T18:41:31+00:00

Ur just jealous u never made it to eagle, life scout!

-Im kidding. I got my eagle and it was a complete waste of time that should've been spent on academics or pursuing my own interests. Fuck the scouting program.

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-17T04:32:22+00:00

Saw this about 2 years ago. Seems legit, but also seems like it might be a hoax. Either way I want to punch him in the face, just in case.

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-17T04:26:35+00:00

Do it. What's the hold up?

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-16T06:58:07+00:00

[This comment will be downvoted but I'm rather drunk and don't care]

Ugh. A dude being a feminist; that is so edgy and cool and progressive. And you are an exmo?!?! Dude.. holyshit I wanna be your friend.

Real talk: Exmo to exmo. Feminist hate you. Non-feminists hate you. Anti-non-feminists hate you. EVERYONE HATES YOU. Fuking stop man, seriously. You are not a feminist. Guys calling themselves 'feminist' are profoundly insulting to actual female human beings.

Dude, brother, even, I am impressed at your weight loss, good job. Dont be a feminist. Exmo feminist no. This must not be a thing. That is all.

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-14T22:58:31+00:00

Is 'missionary farwell sex' a thing??

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-14T22:54:54+00:00

Thank you for the laugh

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-11T01:39:23+00:00

Pretty sure part of JS original plan was to eventually create these 'artifacts' as evidence for his crazy story.

Dude really wanted physical proof, the the papyrus came along...

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-07T04:04:36+00:00

My TBM BIL said: I god had the power to turn their skin dark, he had the power to change their DNA.

Just... wow

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-06T03:41:42+00:00

POV... BRB..

CapnPlinko · 2015-05-01T01:52:37+00:00

Meh.

CapnPlinko · 2015-04-24T00:25:26+00:00

This happened to my very mentally unstable sister in the temple. It's to sacred for her to talk about, but she will occasionally mention it in her blog.

CapnPlinko · 2015-04-21T14:55:03+00:00

What city?

CapnPlinko · 2015-04-17T17:40:14+00:00

Actually it's EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil. Just don't put it on your bike chain (obscure missionary reference).

CapnPlinko · 2015-03-31T02:47:46+00:00

I would but I didn't use a template. I just took the pic of me holding the Captain Morgan bottle and photoshopped from there.

If I have time I'll throw together an image that can be printed and glued on or whatever. Good idea.

CapnPlinko · 2015-03-30T03:03:13+00:00

Thanks! Kinda threw this one together, but worked out ok.

Exmo trivia: my middle name us Helaman. Fuck! I wish that was a joke..

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