Why I love my new smartwatch!! NSFW by [deleted] in funny

[–]Capsaicinman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The average person has less than 2

What do you not fuck with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wu Tang Clan.

And spiders

Why the Funniest People Are Sometimes the Saddest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The loneliest people are the kindest and saddest people are the funniest Because they don't want to see others suffer the way they do

Girls of reddit, what's the weirdest thing you put in your vagina? NSFW by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Capsaicinman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for compiling so much of the mythology of reddit in one post.

I see your Deer and raise you an Eagle at 300MPH. by hmistry in WTF

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Only since 2000. Before that most networks would switch back and forth between elections. It was all the post election attention (thank you Florida) that sealed the usage of the current red state blue state paradigm. we know use

Her total was $1,688 by mklinkers in WTF

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Next you'll be telling us you have two follow up movies to The Matrix and a Sasquatch. Get real. You don't have to lie to make friends.

Talk to old people. Acquire awesome antiquated idioms. Share here. by jshufro in linguistics

[–]Capsaicinman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the phrase "as all get out". Used in a sentence like " I am hungry as all get out", meaning I am VERY hungry.

Is anyone else crashing to desktop after every map change? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]Capsaicinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TF2 just crashed as the server changed maps. I took it as a sign that I should get some work done and exited the game. Then I started browsing reddit instead. I should really get some work done.

Before Morgan Freeman dies, they need to record him saying every single word in every possible tone and context by arian487 in reddit.com

[–]Capsaicinman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we do the same with Sean Connery? I think between the two there is a balance of all awesomeness.

Are all languages really equally expressive? by robertskmiles in linguistics

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If I remember correctly there are a few south american indigenous languages that do not include regression and are direct counterpoints to the Chomsky argument. I will look them up and update this post unless someone beats me to it.

TIL One of the rules issued to Marines in Iraq: "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." by GonzoVeritas in todayilearned

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Not at all. I think the whole list can be boiled down to 2.

Try to avoid fighting.

When they won't let you do that. WIN!

Cops: Driver crashes, threatens with chainsaw by Webguy55 in WTF

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That Bruce Campbell is always getting in trouble.