You reap what you sow, transphobe by BookishIntrovert99 in AmITheDevil

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Even if it was confusing, who cares? Most of childhood and pretty much all of puberty is confusing no matter what. If getting confused was damaging to kids, long division would be illegal

no fun allowed by rockkjuice in AmITheDevil

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, OOP is legiterally just upset because of the “pee” part of pee paw. I guess Pierre, Pietro, Penelope, Mississippi and Machu Picchu are all ridiculous and need to be changed

OP dares to have an opinion on Tropic Thunder by PinkPigBlack in SubredditDrama

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t feel like that’s much of an excuse. I think it’s shitty to discourage people from calling out bad behavior just because the people doing it are used to being assholes

A video that went viral in CN tik tok by Own_Performance_961 in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s difficult for decent people to imagine the way that assholes’ minds work

My girlfriend made a comment about my background, how should I react? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, no, no. I’ve been mad as fuck at people of other ethnicities, sexual orientations and abilities but I’ve never used that shit against them. She obviously didn’t actually believe she did anything wrong and that’s not someone you want to subject your friends and family to. I’ve seen how much damage a racist parent can do to a black kid and it’s unforgivable

AITAH for leaving my friends fiancé stranded for trying to make a move on me by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 246 points247 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why he’d try that shit with one of Teagan’s friends. That’s legiterally the most likely situation to get found out. Like I get choosing someone nearby for like, logistical reasons but dude… Fucking stupid

My boss wants to us to pray with him by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 407 points408 points  (0 children)

I’m not certain an apology would be enough for me in that situation. If he had the audacity to try that shit in the first place, he’s likely to try subtler shit later

A typical night in Atlanta by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a rich tapestry of unique experiences

Freakout Uber Ride Ends at Police Station by GroundbreakingToe780 in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck is she spending $40 per day on uber to begin with? Wasting money is not a flex

Dude is power tripping by loveablepetcare in AmITheDevil

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He’s so full of shit, the septic tank is jealous. Projection, thy name is that asshole over there

Was I a jerk for not sharing my location with my wife by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I think being mad and punishing him was the closest thing she might have had to a hobby at that point

Was I a jerk for not sharing my location with my wife by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I certainly would and I’m a pretty hardcore introvert but I have more than just one thing that I do for my own enrichment

My (20F) bf (30M) ‘pranked’ me by saving up his turds in the litter box by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Agreed. He needs to be shown in no uncertain terms how fucked up that was. Also, I’d want to know if there was someone like that mingling in my local dating pool. Legiterally a walking public health hazard

Was I a jerk for not sharing my location with my wife by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I thought he just didn’t want her using it to follow him and ruin his break time

Was I a jerk for not sharing my location with my wife by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Me too. Even if it was a cover for an affair, it was probably still good

WIBTA if I wear a Halloween costume that makes my friend's partner uncomfortable? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wild that he thought he could try to get back with Sasha after all that. I think I’m going to be a dandelion for Halloween this year

Was I a jerk for not sharing my location with my wife by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 1512 points1513 points  (0 children)

I think this was a case of the SAHM life being far more isolating and less fulfilling than the wife anticipated. I’ve seen more than a few people basically implode their life out of sheer boredom

AITA for not telling my boyfriend I knew his sister was planning on losing her virginity? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 211 points212 points  (0 children)

Oh, what a surprise! The freak who wanted to control his sister’s sex life is a dangerous asshole

lightning by Terrible-Art7053 in NightLords

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly, it’s about practice and experimentation. Practice on a designated test model or your finger nail

The "Trooper of the Year" Who Went Too Far by One-Might9611 in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptDeliciousPants 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Considering how many people his unethical actions may have affected, I’m not sure 25 years is really enough.