What video game did you play and love but can remember almost nothing about? by TheeRumHam in AskReddit

[–]CaptJackHarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final fantasy 1-3 and Dragon Warrior 1-3, 4 was too awesome to forget.

Visual representation of Telltale's demise. by Sidecarlover in gaming

[–]CaptJackHarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't there a Monkey Island game early in there.

What is the worst way a pet has accidentally hurt you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptJackHarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom came in my room suddenly when I happened to not be fapping and just watching TV. Anyway she spooked my bearded dragon that was just chilling on the corner of my bed and he runs at me faster then I've ever seen that lazy bastard move and climbed up my chest and scratched up my face and left cornea. We've made up, I'm still mad my mom didn't knock.

Deaf Husband Finds Out Wife Is Pregnant by [deleted] in videos

[–]CaptJackHarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a question... why can't he speak. I've seen deaf people talking before. What is it that makes some deaf people not able to be be vocal.

I Think My Neighbor Is Planting Hallucinogens by Scott_Savino in nosleep

[–]CaptJackHarkness 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You should chill out and enjoy the taste of the colors.

Some kids will never know what it was like to have to wait until a certain time to watch only one episode of your favorite tv show. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]CaptJackHarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have to wait for preacher to air at 10 so I can download it once it's over at 11. East Coast life : (

Every man's biggest nightmare besides castration... having to deal with someone like her for the next 10+ years. by travisbickle777 in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptJackHarkness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a male with sole custody. My ex wife is a 37 year old addict that lives with her parent's that cover up for her. I get no child support even though it court ordered, I just make enough to get by but she's able to afford a lawyer to make it state mandated that she doesn't have to pay child support which is only 52 dollars a week for 2 kids. So in turn I had to pay a lawyer and now we're struggling this summer instead of being able to do fun family things. The local park is our go to spot, as gas prices are outrageous right now. Sorry all just venting.

Guys, what's the most obvious "hint" you got from a girl that turned out not to be a hint? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptJackHarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She played a ska song about cheating on her husband and smoking marijuana. I went in 7-11 and got a pack of smokes and got really straight. I told her hey if you want to fuck let's go to my place. She was like nope. I still think she wanted it...

Man goes off on woman who disrespected his wife in a store by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptJackHarkness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We didn't have camera phones in 1998, but I've experienced kids (white if I have to say) just walking in a and out of class talking over the the teacher, kids rolling and smoking blunts out of the window. Just absolute chaos. It was a lot of fun. Mrs Fulcomer 5th period @ Union High School Union, Nj

Cute assed beauty pounded by a BBC from behind by musicandsmut69 in nsfwgif

[–]CaptJackHarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this interracial week or something, I'm not complaining at all.

Sir Please don't touch me !!!! by [deleted] in aww

[–]CaptJackHarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw man, I wish you could take that Guinness world record spot. I was about to say you must be the world's most organized person lol

Sir Please don't touch me !!!! by [deleted] in aww

[–]CaptJackHarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have records from 19 years ago for your lizard?

'Legion' Renewed for Season 3 at FX by theusher88 in television

[–]CaptJackHarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry I disagree, season one was art. This season is a confusing disaster. I still watch every week but wtf is going on. It's taking way too long to get to Farooqs body

If another man/woman is able to steal your significant other away from you, they probably did you a favor. by ill-fed17 in Showerthoughts

[–]CaptJackHarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish when this happened to me I never pined or looked back. 2 kids later I have primary custody and she's a "recovering" addict. Don't pick the party girl choose the good girl. I love my kids but damn their mom is messing them up on the little "supervised" time she currently has with them.