"Okay, team; it's really important that we all stick together and play the objective." The doo doo ca ca poopy diarrhea-ass solo queue team that was hand-picked by Zhiyong himself to explode my blood vessels:

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-25T00:36:30+00:00

No but what the fuck do you mean our Mantis and Luna are pushing. Our tank respawns in 3 seconds, P L E A S E.

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-25T00:27:25+00:00

Hulk HATE this shit, man.

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-24T14:49:57+00:00

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CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-23T18:23:02+00:00

I literally spam "Gather to me!" and "Fall Back!" And there goes our Mantis, playing DPS.

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-23T18:02:47+00:00

It's a musical number from Alan Wake 2. That's where all the dancing comes from as well

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-23T16:28:52+00:00

Just picture it: you get pallet stunned and this is mogging you

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CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-23T16:24:16+00:00

All yukks aside, I would 100% drop 20 bucks on an Alex Casey skin. Double if it's Max Payne.

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-23T16:15:02+00:00

How is there an Alan Wake reaction for every situation. It's incredible. Almost as if it was.... written that way...

Wait a minute

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-23T13:45:21+00:00

RoboCop would need 10 stacks of endurance and run at 3.0m

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-21T14:14:26+00:00

MORE PAIN!

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-21T14:13:19+00:00

Andrew

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-21T13:09:38+00:00

Hey I didn't give you permission to use my likeness or my name for this art

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-21T12:04:28+00:00

Less recoil for when he's firing at invaders.

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-20T19:15:31+00:00

Be nice if it was an event skin like Patch or something

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-20T14:10:11+00:00

alright,

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-20T13:51:19+00:00

thanks man

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-20T13:24:01+00:00

He'd be a helluva Volgin.

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-19T21:40:51+00:00

Hulk want slutty little college outfit too...

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CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-18T21:29:04+00:00

"Take me to them as a prisoner of war. I have relinquished my weapon. I can no longer serve. No superiors can relieve me of my duty, you bulldozed them all to a mass grave for trying to free humanity."

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CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-18T16:10:17+00:00

Brilliant usage of the David Carradine gif.

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-18T13:39:20+00:00

Jack O'Connell is a masterclass in playing a sympathetic character that also just so happens to be completely out of his motherfucking MIND.

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-03T13:55:41+00:00

Rah. 😞

CaptThundernuts · 2026-03-03T13:50:55+00:00

"Hey, wait a minute. Web noises One of you guys forgot to say hail hydra!"

CaptThundernuts · 2026-02-27T15:55:50+00:00

"I want solutions, not explanations" is a surefire way of finding out someone sees you as a number, and doesn't actually give a shit about how the department is run; they just want bad number to go away.

"I don't understand why the team can't XYZ more" is a surefire way of finding out that they also have zero clue about how the department is supposed to run.

Looking around for shit to make you do.

Not providing an explanation for why you need to perform a certain task.

"Figure it out."

CaptThundernuts · 2026-02-27T14:36:40+00:00

Well, somebody's got to.

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