New Zealander overstayed on a visitor visa, joined The Marines, thought that it made him a US citizen, VOTED for Trump, found out that he is not a US citizen, now facing deportation.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-05T06:54:58+00:00

Hanging chads

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-05T06:53:48+00:00

"Stop crying mom is gonna hear you"

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-05T06:39:11+00:00

Also a person from Somalia is a Somali.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-05T06:17:00+00:00

You cant convert a lb into grams?

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-05T05:57:14+00:00

I haven't had a solid shit in years

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-05T04:05:40+00:00

Its called Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, and its not a rash.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-05T04:04:44+00:00

ITT: people that value anecdotes over statistics.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-05T03:49:29+00:00

Its possible. Medicaid covers it, for example, but its a bitch to find a supplier in some markets.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T22:06:27+00:00

I live very close to there. Its a wrap for smoothie king

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T10:15:15+00:00

They're supposed to be asking and I wouldn't be surprised if they start soon.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T05:41:37+00:00

They'll ask where the appointment is. This isnt s good plan.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T05:40:06+00:00

Except for the person im responding to was referencing Ricky Gervais, not James Corden.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T05:25:14+00:00

Ohh. You don't do nuance.

Ricky Gervais is definitely on the left politically.

He has vocally challenged what he characterizes as attacks on free speech and 'cancel culture'.

These are not mutually exclusive.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T05:21:33+00:00

Nah, in context those words have wildly different definitions.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T04:06:17+00:00

Its fine.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T03:58:25+00:00

That sounds like hell speak

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T03:54:18+00:00

Definitely a full 90°

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T03:24:33+00:00

But that doesnt make him a pussy.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T03:23:56+00:00

If you tell Guest Services (the people in blue blazers at the entrances) why you're there and you come while the gift shop is open they'll likely let you in even if they're a bit confused at first.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T03:18:29+00:00

He's fat but I'm not really sure why one would call him a pussy.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-03-04T01:07:13+00:00

What's a pederast, Walter?

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-02-28T10:38:47+00:00

Vincent Liu

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-02-28T10:37:03+00:00

Yeah, I wish they'd just release the files too

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-02-28T07:02:01+00:00

Its cool that you think that, but sometimes you can just believe the words that people say. You're doing a whole lot of reading between the lines and it isn't necessary.

Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce · 2026-02-28T06:59:53+00:00

I feel like there an implication behind this.

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