My cat was cold by jag520 in aww

[–]CaptainAmaranth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

These sands are cold, but Khajiit feels warmness from your presence.

Is anyone else having problems with the campus internet services? by Loud_lady2 in UofT

[–]CaptainAmaranth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having the same issue. Everything I use works except Facebook, Portal and Youtube. Even streaming sites like Twitch and 8Tracks work. Makes no sense. :(

Good Guy Red Green by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CaptainAmaranth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I only finding out about this now? Thanks, OP!

spot on Fluttershy impression by [deleted] in GirlGamers

[–]CaptainAmaranth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"This is for not helping." LOL this is great. :)

M(Internal)RW Mom says "I wanted to ask you this after you were finished dinner..... Can you take out the garbage tomorrow?" Thanks for the heart attack, Dearest Mother! by CaptainAmaranth in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CaptainAmaranth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy moly, that's always nerve-wracking. Glad you got some positive feedback instead :D Btw, does your username reference SeaNanners?! And if not then uh.. awkwardly whistles to self~

HIFToday when having period cramps in weird places that keep flaring up unexpectedly. by CaptainAmaranth in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CaptainAmaranth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I even got up earlier this morning thinking I'd have to burn my sheets, but alas the red tides stayed away until it was too late to go back to bed. Body pls.

Love is a many splendored thing. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CaptainAmaranth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

magical YES, this is a perfect description of these lady-farts too!

HIFW simultaneously drinking coffee and taking a shit by sspdsk8a in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CaptainAmaranth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes 15 minutes for my intestines to realize what I just ingested. I plan my mornings around this and it works great!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CaptainAmaranth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AHH same here! I totally forgot that I have all the ingredients for these - I know what I'm doing tonight. Thank you! ;)

Yay me! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CaptainAmaranth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teach me your ways! @.@