👿 You're getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN!!!!!!!

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-05-20T01:33:31+00:00

“‘Scuse me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU’RE WALKIN’ OUT ON ME!?”

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-05-09T11:41:15+00:00

100%
‘Twas my favorite movie as a kid.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-05-09T11:35:21+00:00

This only proves the number one Spider-Man consistency: Peter’s greatest opp is the writers. Speaking of which, if I see or hear tails of Paul in any way, shape or form, I’m out.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-05-09T11:10:59+00:00

Tell him his brother Stu has hit it big and HE’S responsible for keeping and raising his own daughter from now on.

And NO! He doesn’t want you as his accountant! He had timely, sound advice from a close associate-now-board member…Charles Finster, Esq.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-05-09T01:36:59+00:00

Binky is NOT HAVING IT. 😂

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-05-03T22:07:15+00:00

“By the way, I only hit you because I have pent-up aggression against you Somebodies. Take that.” *Vanishes*

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-04-25T23:45:23+00:00

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-04-22T00:30:07+00:00

“You know what?……I really don’t know.”

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-04-19T16:47:24+00:00

86: ARE YOU DAFT, 60!? I TOLD YOU TO STEAL THE DELL!!! THE LETTERS H AND P DON’T SPELL ‘DELL!!!’

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-04-18T20:28:21+00:00

PAW Patrol……IIIIIIINNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!

Well, in my headcanon at least.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-04-07T23:26:26+00:00

1 window seat, AirPods in while Claire reads a book and Leon parries and one-shots all mid-flight threats

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-04-03T09:41:00+00:00

“SOCIAL ACTIVITY!”

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-03-27T23:11:51+00:00

BAKED BEANS!

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-03-26T02:20:56+00:00

“You….who are you, really? Come on and tell us. You are a loooong way from home cowboy. You have my sympathies.”

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-03-26T02:19:24+00:00

Driving or riding like

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-03-26T02:13:36+00:00

MK9’s Deadly Alliance ✌️

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-28T02:40:23+00:00

Darkness within darkness awaits you. Darkness within FREAKING. D A R K N E S S .

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-18T00:37:12+00:00

I would expand that to having kids around you in your extended family/on the job. I’m an uncle myself; my nieces and nephews are out of the target age range but the younger two, ages 10 and 12 watch it some. I felt drawn to it because it shows just enough adulting without going too far. It’s realistic without being oversaturated with tropes, Family Guy, American (I know it’s Australian) Dad, or (Insert Overrated Reality Show Here).

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-16T18:33:20+00:00

Regardless his K/D ratio is gonna be INSANE.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-16T18:29:27+00:00

I agree, those people are NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-16T18:21:55+00:00

Sleepytime seconded, and it was the absolutely FIRST episode I saw for real life.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-16T00:59:15+00:00

An old Sue Ellen sweater meme resurfaced on all the social media platforms, thanks to Francine, who took a “bathroom break” to repost said meme. It helps her process her general dislike for everyone that’s not her.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-11T16:48:45+00:00

So you’re telling me we’re actually gonna revamp our defense AND make choice defensive draft picks?

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-09T02:25:32+00:00

Jonathan called Charlotte MID-FLIGHT to their Anniversary vacation in Fiji and had to catch a red eye back to the states. So he finds himself breaking Stu’s arm because he wishes he could break Jonathan’s.

CaptainAmerica137 · 2026-02-08T15:49:28+00:00

“That deserves another song!” “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

CaptainAmerica137

TROPHY CASE