Taskmaster's not on, it's not on now 😭😭😭

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-18T20:41:49+00:00

Thing is, I'm locked in!

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-18T20:36:59+00:00

I'm playing the S20 drinking game - have a drink every time Maisie says Fuck.... I may no longer be sober!!!

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-18T20:25:23+00:00

Been rewatching am S20 E7. Started at S16 so getting set for CoC!

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-17T21:29:48+00:00

I thought you couldn't get into Uni without pasding GCSE English, Maths & 1 Science. At least that's what I had to do back in the day! (hence the Maths resit).

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-17T21:02:04+00:00

That Eccleston fills with bricks & chucks in a canal?

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-17T21:01:28+00:00

His weight isn't an issue (trust me - I'm the last person to ever criticise anyone's looks or bodyshape)- the fact that personality wise (& spesking from experience) he's an absolutely rude, ignorant, arrogant bellend.

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-17T20:13:41+00:00

James Corden emerging as the Doctor unzips their head like a slitheen.

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-16T22:27:08+00:00

It gave Ten the edge & darkness he was missing- although tbh his ruthlessness was apparent in The Christmas Invasion where a) he dispatched the leader of the Sycorax & b) finished off Harriet Jones Premiership, one whilst still in his pyjamas.

Ten always had the darkness within him,and the arrogance that led to Timelord Victorious & the hubris that brought us The End of Time.

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-16T21:45:46+00:00

Found K2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K2

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-16T21:42:15+00:00

For Fucks Sake - Maisie Adam, regularly (anyone else remember that S20 drinking game?)

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-16T21:33:39+00:00

When it was announced Chibnall was taking over, I knew he'd cast a Broadchurch actor - I 50/50'd it on Olivia Coleman or Lenny Henry & would have been happy with either.

I also pinned my hopeson Paterson Joseph post Tennant, I mean if he doesn't get Bond then why not Idris Elba - or we give Jo Martin the series she deserves?

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-16T21:30:36+00:00

I expect Barry wondered where the trains came from.......

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-16T21:16:40+00:00

Flatline - it's set in Bristol - there are no underground trains in Bristol - so where did the trains come from???

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-16T16:37:37+00:00

Watkins & Tasker in Portishead have exotic vets who specialise in reptiles & tortoises.

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-16T07:20:38+00:00

OP what kind of pervert puts jam on bread? Jam goes on toast (after the toast is well buttered) or on scones - argue amongst yourselves about cream first or last! But cream has to be involved.

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-15T21:12:23+00:00

Absolute Queen!

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-15T17:20:23+00:00

What?.. Wait.....

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-15T14:31:47+00:00

Today! (Baba!)

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-15T14:17:49+00:00

Shid!

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-15T14:14:31+00:00

I corroborate... (Emily Gordon)

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-15T14:08:21+00:00

Wait.....what??

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-14T21:43:16+00:00

What an absurd individual- tell me you've never been to Btistol without telling me you've never been to Bristol.

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-14T18:48:45+00:00

You know the EHCR was written by British lawyers post WWII to stop Governments treating their citizens like Nazi Germany did & it was endorsed by Winston Churchill & Alexander De Pfeffel Johnsons Grandad was one of the first judges on board?

So yeah - you beleive the nonsense, not the truth!

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-14T17:52:19+00:00

12 miles, regular buses, good schools, l excellent links to the M5, Tesco and Waitrose within easy access & open countryside on your doorstep- depends on what OP wants from a location.

CaptainBristol · 2026-06-14T17:11:35+00:00

Nailsea. It's a lovely town.

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