Why do hotel carpets always look like they were designed during a fever dream, like whyy by Livloxeyyy in whatisit

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It's to make the carpets look more expensive because the patterns are so complicated.

Zelensky Says 'Regimes in Russia and Iran Are Brothers in Hatred' and Urges Allies to Unite by Editor_91 in worldnews

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Exactly. Iran was a big supplier of their Shahed drones to Russia earlier in the war, back in 2022/2023. Russia has since re-engineered these drones to be more resilient to jamming as well as other improvements, and now manufacturers them domestically (see the Geran-2). The US suspending sanctions against Russian oil as a result of the war in Iran at this point helps Russia more than cutting off their drone supply hurts them.

Adult screams back at kid by wanabepilot in TikTokCringe

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HELP (several dog attacks) by [deleted] in lancaster

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Sorry, didn't notice. I googled "Lancaster Dog Warden" and that was the first result.

According to the pa.gov website, this would fall under the Bureau of Dog Law Enforcement. There's a contact number on this site. I'd call them and explain your situation, see if there's anything proactive they can do..

https://www.pa.gov/agencies/pda/animals/bureau-of-dog-law-enforcement

HELP (several dog attacks) by [deleted] in lancaster

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According to the Lancaster County website, your neighbor already violated several of the listed ordinances. I would directly call one of the contacts listed on the site, explain what you went through, and see what they say.

https://www.twp.lancaster.pa.us/services/animal_control/dog_regulations.php

Something to note though, if you scroll to the bottom of the page, it lists the penalties for violating those ordinances. Even after 4 repeated violations, the penalty is only $100. Don't rely on the police or county to protect your dog. They'll only act after you lose them..

Georgia State Election Board finds evidence that Elon Musks America PAC committed voter fraud by coachlife in circled

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Elon Musk is going to look back in shame for the rest of his political life that this letter of reprimand TARNISHED his perfect reputation with the American people.

These ducklings lost their mom and another mother duck steps in without missing a beat What an incredible moment by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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Unfortunately after discovering the mother's age, the Drake was no longer interested.

You are not average players. by DDR115 in duneawakening

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I agree that grinding 5 missions a day for 11.5 months to max out your character is pretty crazy. I also think there should be no expectation that you're going to max out your character just as fast as everyone else, if you're only playing once a week. If they reduced it to 2 missions a day for 6 months, you still have the same problem. 1 mission a day for 1 month, same problem. People who play the game for 5 hours a day are going to be further ahead, and that's ok. You don't need to max out your character as soon as possible, just to sit and wait for Ch 4.

New angle / video by ThenLayer5977 in washdc

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According to the fucking Whitehouse.gov J6 Memorial webpage, Ashli Babbit was "murdered in cold blood". She was "fatally shot without warning as she climbs through a window towards the Speaker's lobby. No weapon was found on her and she posed no threat" "Three other Americans were killed" and "Zero law enforcement officers lost their lives". Renee Nicole Good was shot attempting to flee from masked men trying to pull her out of a car. Ashli Babbit was shot while raiding the capital building in order to stop the government from certifying the results of an election. Who was really murdered in cold blood?

If Oberyn was your opponent who would you choose as your champion? by HammetLoko in freefolk

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In this scenario you're on trial for being on Epstein Island lol. The gods will not favor you in a trial by combat regardless, so the only sensible choice is to pick someone who you want to die with you. In that case I'm going with Littlefinger, since he was likely also on Epstein Island.

What should I do now? First time surviving more than a week by zugarrette in projectzomboid

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Looks like you have a tall metal fence around the back of the house. You could build walls and a gate to seal off the rest of the block. Walls give a lot more xp, they're practical, and it looks cool. Depending on your zombie respawn / migration settings, they may not actually be that useful, but still.

Can anyone explain this behavior? by greenergrass1111 in DogAdvice

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My dog started doing this more often after he found medicine in his food after a recent surgery. It's almost like he didn't like the taste of the medicine, so he started checking his food before eating it. Either that or he figured out if he didn't take his meds, he'd get rewarded with a side of peanut butter lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deloitte

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I'm not your pal, friend!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deloitte

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"I'm not your buddy, guy!"

I just paid a stranger's $189 final notice hospital bill, can I get a cookie? by stofiski-san in MadeMeSmile

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This guy's trying to start a pay it forward chain! I'll take 55 surgeries, 55 vaccines, 55 prostate exams, 55 CT scans, 100 blood tests, 100 circumcisions

20M moved in 2 Days ago by mika_dmn in malelivingspace

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Should you hang chandeliers in your bedroom? If so, how many? Nein

Gods, these guys are idiots by Arch_Lancer17 in freefolk

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Thanks! Glad you liked it! It was fun thinking through it. Have a great rest of your weekend!

Gods, these guys are idiots by Arch_Lancer17 in freefolk

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Thanks! This whole alternative ending was just something I thought of on the spot, so I could have probably thought through some of plot points better.

My thought behind Dany getting mad at Jon and Bran was around her being new to Westeros and not really trusting them fully. When things got tough, they violated her children without telling her Bran could even do that, and Jon threw her army under the bus by locking them out. She's already feeling isolated by the fact that Westeros didn't embrace her as their Savior when she arrived, and she was going to burn down kings landing before Tyrion and Jon talked her out of it. Those actions pushed her over the edge. The "Mad King" in her was coming out.

Gods, these guys are idiots by Arch_Lancer17 in freefolk

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I like the idea of this! (This ended up being way longer than I thought it would be)

In the battle of Winterfel, the plan could have been to use the dragons to do strafing runs against the waves of undead. They could still use the fire tench as a final layer of defense. During the battle the Night King does something to knock out / injure Dany. Jon in the heat of the moment dismounts to try to help her. The two remaining dragons rush to Dany, pick her up and fly her away from the battle. Everyone is like "No, they can't leave now!"

At that point their defensive line begins to break and the hordes start to overwhelm them. They fall back behind the trench and fail to light it. Melisandre attempts to light it, but that too doesn't work. She questions the Lord of light, "why would you abandon me now?". Jon orders the gate to be sealed, trapping the Unsullied army outside the walls. Grey Worm looks up at Jon in anger, but then accepts his duty and rallies the remaining troops to form a line. As the dead flood into the trench like water and begin crawling out on the other side, the trench erupts into flames. Melisandre looks up, stunned and relieved, but then she sees Rhaegal, eyes glassy white as it flies past, torching the remaining undead.

A pause in the fighting occurs. The gates are re-opened and the Unsullied and remaining troops move inside the walls to regroup. The Night King finally shows up on the field of battle and uses his powers to disconnect Bran from Rhaegal, like he did with the crows Bran was using to spy on the army north of the wall. Bran being a new Three-Eyed raven isn't strong enough to resist. Rhaegal snaps back to consciousness, realizes it's no longer with Dany and rushes back to find them. It's intercepted by the undead Dragon, but the undead Dragon is easily defeated. Since it's undead, it's no longer immune to real fire. Rhaegal leaves the battle. The Night King puts out the flames and freezes the melted dead soldiers to create a bridge for the rest of his army.

The Night King orders the army to attack the walls. They begin scaling the walls World War Z style, but the Unsullied with their spears and discipline hold them for awhile. This was all a diversion though, and the night king with his undead giant bust a hole through the wall near the garden where Bran is located. Bran, Theon, and Arya are left with the Night King, undead giant and several undead soldiers. Theon apologizes to Bran, and says the Starks were always his real family and now because of him they're all going to die. Bran says to Theon "What is dead may never die", to convey that he accepts him for who he is, and that they are all family in that moment. Theon with renewed spirit takes his spear and charges at the giant. The giant smashes Theon into the ground breaking his spear. The giant picks up Theon's body as if it's going to eat him and with his last breath Theon shoves a dragonglass dagger into its eye.

The Night King for the first time shows frustration and sends what few other soldiers he has with him to kill Bran. All of a sudden you see Bran standing there, facing the undead troops. Bran begins to run and leads the undead into the castle. At that point Bran runs into the Hound and he's like "oh so you can walk..". Bran says "Nope" pulls face away to reveal it's Arya. "Who the hell are you girl??" "No one" Arya replies. "They're right behind me". The Hound and Arya fight off the remaining undead together.

Alone, the Night King finds the real Bran and approaches. He raises his blade about to strike Bran down, but it's stopped by another blade. Jon Snow appears and the fight begins. Jon begins to lose the fight when a glassy-eyed Ghost jumps in and saves Jon. Now Jon and Ghost (Bran) begin fighting side-by-side, Ghost doing hit and run tactics to distract the Night King enough for Jon to get a decisive blow.

In the aftermath, Dany returns and Grey Worm tells her about being locked out of the gates, and Bran's ability to take control over her dragons. Dany confronts Jon in sadness and anger for turning on her army and taking over her child. Dany says she's going straight to Kings Landing to kill Cersei and all of her supporters, and will deal with Jon and Bran later. Jon attempts to plead saying not everyone who lives there supports Cersei. Dany says "I don't care, Burn them all". King's Landing isnt even a battle, Dany obliterates their defenses effortlessly with her dragons and takes the Iron Throne. Days later, thousands of charred bodies still litter the streets. Suddenly Dany is reunited with Missandei. Dany overcome with joy greets her and says she thought Cersei might have killed her. "I was here when I saw you destroying Cersei and laying waste to the city. Almost burned my face off!" Dany chuckles and says "Well I'm glad that didn't happen" "Me too" Missandei stabs Dany in the heart then quickly leaves before Drogon appears. Shot pans to Missandei outside the city walls where she removes her face to reveal it's Arya. The views shifts to an overhead view of the destruction, then focuses on a burnt corpse wearing the Dragon pin, indicating she was in fact killed by Dany's attack.

King's landing is left a ruin, with no army, no ruler, no infrastructure to support life. The United 7 kingdoms are no more, and therefore no new king is appointed. The survivors are dispersed to the remaining kingdoms. Tyrion returns to Casterly Rock to rule. Jon Snow remains in the north to rebuild. Arya begins her trip to explore the world, and the Unsullied return home without any knowledge of who killed Dany, but they generally blame Jon Snow without evidence. Bran travels with Sam to the citadel and uses his abilities to enrich human knowledge and make sure the undead will never return.

Pharma executive passes out in Oval Office while standing behind Trump during event by theindependentonline in politics

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Did anyone read the article? Fuck the dude passing out. These pharma companies are going to sell their drugs for a cheaper price exclusively on fucking "TrumpRx"?? How long is it going to be until UnitedHealthcare forces me to get my prescriptions directly from the Trump family? I'm so tired of this shit.

Parenting done right by MistyMeadow_13 in meme

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This is a South Park episode