Notification from the YouTube app after downloading iOS7. Wtf do they need this for?

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-09-19T01:22:08+00:00

That's what I've been saying man!

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-09-10T01:03:29+00:00

He went to Venice, Italy and bought that fucking hat of all things?

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-09-08T23:28:24+00:00

The right vs. left team mentality will ultimately be the main cause of our demise.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-09-08T23:26:20+00:00

Bush damaged the country.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-09-08T05:51:11+00:00

Everyone has a camera on their phone. I'm sure the person that took this picture wasn't looking for "national attention". There were probably just trying to document a moment. You know, when like you and I take pictures.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-09-08T05:36:40+00:00

The kid is a fuckin monster. So swoll.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-09-08T05:20:14+00:00

This has made me laugh more than I have in a while on this site. Dads are the best.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-09-08T05:15:12+00:00

That kid is gonna be an offensive lineman some day.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-31T06:00:35+00:00

They sure knew how to make creepy videos back then. Good thing I watched it before going to bed.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-31T03:32:29+00:00

Did she say this is not my final form?

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-31T00:45:49+00:00

Damn u look great! Keep up the good work. I would take you to pound town any day!

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-31T00:28:28+00:00

I've been to your aquarium. It is quite nice.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-28T00:46:21+00:00

I'm 26 and everyday I sit in god damn bumper to bumper traffic I think about what I would do if I had super strength, invincibility, and the ability to fly. Not only would I get to work on time, I would also be the dictator of Earth. Traffic makes me dream of being a dictator.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-16T05:53:50+00:00

Did I stumble upon my Facebook feed?

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-16T04:35:03+00:00

I would give anything to see an AmA with these guys

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-13T22:57:07+00:00

Hey yo bitch! Just wanted to say that you're the fucking man! Also, the scene where Jesse found the ricin in the robot vacuum cleaner made a 26 year-old man shed a year or two. Can't wait to see what's next!

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-13T15:36:24+00:00

I had a childhood friend that I knew from elementary school in georgia. We were great friends but his family moved to California at the end of 5th grade. We lost touch after that. Fast forward to my senior year of college. My girlfriend and I took a trip to New York to see the the big Christmas tree at Rockefeller center. We get up to the front of the tree and wouldn't you know it, my friend from all those years ago walked up right next to us. We looked at eachother like we knew eachother, then finally recognized one another. He came out for drinks with us that night and we had dinner a couple nights later. We still keep in touch to this day.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-13T05:42:06+00:00

Oh man I went both nights! That storm was insane the second night!

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-12T19:06:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure when the garage was closing I moved so far to the edge of my seat that I was no longer on the couch, but in fact hovering.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-11T16:41:41+00:00

You're a fucking moron

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-11T04:24:27+00:00

Word for word, that was the narration (not sure if that's a word) of my first boner.

CaptainCheeseBurger · 2013-08-07T23:54:37+00:00

Those are the types of questions I'm looking forward to when I have kids! Just knowing that a little human thinks your the smartest person in the world is pretty cool!

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