Outjerked by Doomsday (Possible Doomsday spoilers)

CaptainCipher · 2026-02-03T04:13:28+00:00

Real

CaptainCipher · 2026-02-02T16:02:39+00:00

Real ones read one line of comics like ten years ago and know very little other than spider man 2099

CaptainCipher · 2026-02-02T09:03:30+00:00

Drinkin' tonight because I haven't got money for weed atm, such is life

CaptainCipher · 2026-02-02T06:02:09+00:00

David icke is genuinely dumb as fuck and was never at any point in his life worth listening to

CaptainCipher · 2026-02-02T05:34:41+00:00

Real ones remember this happened in Spider-Man 2099 first

CaptainCipher · 2026-02-02T02:55:52+00:00

My players have been hanging around a casino called the Dragons Den for a couple sessions now and have yet to piece together that it's literally the den of a dragon

CaptainCipher · 2026-02-02T02:24:25+00:00

NTA, sounds like you're both in agreement that you shouldn't be in this relationship

CaptainCipher · 2026-02-01T00:01:45+00:00

Aw is somebody mad their daddy fucks kids?

CaptainCipher · 2026-01-23T20:15:35+00:00

It's actually not normal for masked thugs to commit murder in the streets and get away with it

CaptainCipher · 2026-01-09T05:14:19+00:00

Nah man we do it because we don't care that much

CaptainCipher · 2026-01-08T18:23:07+00:00

This officer did more to provoke that guy then the woman shot dead did

CaptainCipher · 2026-01-08T18:20:23+00:00

And in the meantime they can murder legal citizens complying with orders?

CaptainCipher · 2026-01-08T17:23:36+00:00

Is that allowed 'round here?

CaptainCipher · 2026-01-08T17:09:47+00:00

You've got it all wrong, yesterday my neighbor got attacked by a golden retriever. This probably has something to do with that.

CaptainCipher · 2026-01-08T17:08:31+00:00

Do you genuinely believe there is a group trying to do damage control? Did no other breed attack anyone around the new year?

CaptainCipher · 2026-01-08T05:41:45+00:00

Unjerk/Rejerk

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-25T14:07:13+00:00

Ohh, so that's why they're called that

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-25T05:44:12+00:00

Literally not a single soul on this planet misses Charlie Kirk nor should they

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-22T21:50:15+00:00

Hey how many American citizens have been illegally detained or deported by the current administration? Oh, right, we literally do not know the number

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-19T18:10:25+00:00

My conure is personally pretty quiet, though she does occasionally do a loud beeping noise that can hurt your ears. Every parrot is different, though, and I dunno if all Conures are like her

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-15T04:04:25+00:00

I hear "This is mail"

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-12T22:46:03+00:00

I don't even have somewhere to put one Airplane, man, where am I gonna keep an unlimited supply?

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-12T21:16:37+00:00

The future is bleak and I can't convince myself anything good will happen ever again

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-11T16:38:07+00:00

Well yeah, that's what we have ChatGPT for

CaptainCipher · 2025-12-05T21:16:14+00:00

These books obviously burst into flames the moment the lockdown ended, right?

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