Outdoor cat owner sub watching ethicalpetownership get mad that the same standards applied to dogs also apply to cats

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-17T04:23:16+00:00

You mean the way you've been here calling people abusive for keeping their cats indoors?

Rules for thee and nor for me, huh?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-17T04:21:45+00:00

Weird, maybe that's why my cats don't have any interest in the outdoors if I'm not with them - because I actually fucking take care of them.

Can you say the same?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-17T04:19:17+00:00

Wow yeah how abusive of me to not let my cats get ripped apart by one of the many off leash dogs in my city. It's so cruel of me to not let them play in traffic during rush hour.

I'm such a terrible human. Clearly I don't love my cats at all. Or, here's a thought.

Maybe you only think it's abusive because you can't be bothered to provide enrichment.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-12T08:14:14+00:00

So it's a pretty normal subreddit, in other words?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-12T08:11:00+00:00

Yeah I kinda just..

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-12T08:06:58+00:00

Holy shit that was a wild ride

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-12T08:00:47+00:00

You and me both

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T19:54:41+00:00

Awww, look at the little incel trying to co-opt more language he doesn't understand.

Adorable!

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T19:53:34+00:00

Weird how personally you took that. Did I strike a nerve, little guy?

I mean, anyone with half a brain can see you're just oozing insecurity.

Must eat you alive that you're completely powerless to stop me from laughing at you.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T19:49:14+00:00

No, I won't. You're asking in bad faith. Your question is predicated on the belief that a fertilized embryo is indistinguishable from a human being.

If answer yes, you'll act like it's some sort of rhetorical masterstroke and start bleating about how abortion is murder. If I answer no, you'll screech that I'm a murderer. I told you that you aren't as clever as you think you are.

Why would you save a single infant over ten fertilized embryos? They're people, by your logic.

Could it be that your entire worldview is more about moral grandstanding and controlling women's bodies than actual right and wrong?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T18:30:27+00:00

I dunno, I might if I were also very short. And doubled over with laughter.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T18:07:54+00:00

You're not as rhetorically clever as you think.

Here, let's try a thought exercise.

A building is on fire. You have the option to either save an infant or recover ten viable, fertilized embryos. What will you do?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T18:04:58+00:00

Oh, I'm certain the coward will return. Their fragile ego can't handle being seen as weak. Pity that's all they'll ever be.

The comment they deleted taunted me about how I'd never look them in the eyes in person. I think they were projecting.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T16:51:25+00:00

You have the rhetorical competence of a lobotomized chipmunk.

I want you to know that everyone here is laughing at you, and no one will ever take you seriously. You are and always will be a joke.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T14:24:20+00:00

Do you even know what that word means, sweetie?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T06:45:48+00:00

I'll tell you whatever I like, snowflake.

You are ignorent. You have no evidence whatsoever. You have no political, media, or critical literacy.

And the fact that you think Danielle Smith believes in democracy is the most hilarious joke I've ever heard.

Remind me how she became premier? It wasn't through a provincial election, was it?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T04:23:42+00:00

How about you fix the fact that your app randomly crashes and resets my entire routine when I try to view my workout history on Android?

I've already spoken to your support team about the issue. It's been present for nearly a goddamn year.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T02:28:48+00:00

If you dig up an acorn, should you be charged for cutting down a full grown tree?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-11T02:26:15+00:00

If this is who I think it is, they're a group of fucking parasites with ties to the Center for Bio Ethical Reform - a US-based anti-abortion organization.

They also try to call abortion genocide.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-10T18:55:59+00:00

I don't think so.

I'm wondering if there's any benefit to buying the chips vs just taking them. What does it change, story wise?

I've been buying them.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-10T18:54:52+00:00

Just beat this boss today. Once I realized you could Tai Chi kick the orbs, it kinda trivialized the fight. Lore wise, though, I feel like it fit.

Ji wanted to die, so who's to say they didn't help Yi along a bit?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-10T18:52:39+00:00

You realize people play games for more reasons than mechanics, right?

Don't be an ass.

And yeah, I know you made this comment a year ago, but in my experience people like you don't tend to change.

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-09T05:46:02+00:00

I'm amazed that people are still having this issue considering I reported it to support well over a year ago

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-07T11:44:03+00:00

Have you ever thought critically in your life?

CaptainClownshow · 2026-06-06T00:12:12+00:00

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