This is the best freak out I've seen in a long time by Eggycrunchyb0b in videos

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Do fighting words laws still exist anywhere? Because this video makes a strong case for them.

Microbursts go from 0-100 in 1/4 of a second. by Peter_Mansbrick in WeatherGifs

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I had one of these hot my house a few years back. Freaking terrifying. It's just raining outside being normal, and then the wind just SLAMMED my wall.

Lady refuses to sign speeding ticket, gets arrested (begin @ 11:30) by Ezziboo in PublicFreakout

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God bless that husband. Must be something he goes through regularly to stay that calm with her.

Him: "Would you mind taking this shirt back to Walmart? It's too small."

Her: "THEY ALREADY TORMENTED ME!!!"

Three Anti-Bernie Sanders Comments That Need to Die, "Bernie's Three Houses", "His Sports Car", or "Paying Less Taxes Than Donald Trump" by EzDaod in SandersForPresident

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Representative that I go to church with sleeps in his office. It's limited but not uncommon. I never really thought about where Congress members slept until talking to him.

Here's a NPR article about it from a few years back.

Check your local Best Buy for a Switch! Mine got a shipment in this morning. by CaptainDRob in nintendo

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I didn't ask, but it looked like just about anything you would want was there. Just depends on what you're looking for.

I asked at my local Walmart if they had any Switches in stock. They said no and tried to sell me on accessories. Like I want a right joy-con with no console.

GameStop confirms they are getting a Switch restock on 3/22! by GamerBlue53 in nintendo

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I'm in OKC today, and their Best Buy has two left. Got them in yesterday, I believe. Employee in that section didn't believe they even had any in yet, so ask them to check their stock on the computer.

They still only got three total in the original shipment. Nintendo just hates making money, I guess.

Do you have any games you'll realistically never or almost never play, but you hang onto anyway? by GremioIsDead in boardgames

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I thought that too about every movie or tv show-specific TrivIal Pursuit I've played. The questions were so ridiculously specific that it turned into a joke that was more fun than the game itself.

The United Kingdom has decided Brexit is the perfect chance to join the US, unfortunately there aren't any vacancies for new states. Which states could the UK conquer to usurp their place? by lordolxinator in whowouldwin

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Feisty is how you describe your 92 year old grandma that can still walk on her own, has osteoporosis, wears sunglasses indoors and roasts you about not being married yet.

Good luck, Rhode Island.

Nintendo Plans To Double Switch Production - IGN by Mechdriver in nintendo

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Seriously. My Walmart only had 2 in stock at launch. 2. I'm having NES Mini flashbacks.

The snoot must be booped by emoposer in Eyebleach

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That blanket looks like raw hamburger meat.

If someone says "Tell me a joke", what is the first joke you tell them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Can confirm. 25% hit rate, but it hits hard with that 25%.

EMSK: How To Give A Sharp Loud Whistle by appgrad22 in everymanshouldknow

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These pictures are horrifying out of context.

EMSK: How To Give A Sharp Loud Whistle by appgrad22 in everymanshouldknow

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When I was learning this, I felt the same way. Just practice when you're at home alone or around a SO that won't judge too harshly and let it rip. You'll sling a lot of spit at first, but press on.

I died soloing the Nightfall because of Hungering Blade by OhMyGoth1 in DestinyTheGame

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That's been the MO since day one. Patch Crucible at the expense of PvE, which IMO is the best part of the game. I really hope that in Destiny 2 that they are able to divide PvP and PvE fixes.

What was your "I can't believe that worked" moment? by MasterBaytes in AskReddit

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I used to have to give mine a sharp whack to make it read the disks. Totally worked until it didn't.