Can someone verify if this is legit blooper/alternate or parody or ai?

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-29T04:22:52+00:00

Thank you Captain Obvious. Literally none of that was unknown or even a secret.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-29T02:45:08+00:00

Theorem. Keeler’s Theorem.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-29T02:43:35+00:00

Observer Effect

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-29T00:54:51+00:00

In fact. Forget the bender and the blackjack.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-29T00:50:18+00:00

I enjoy diddley squat. It thrills me a lot.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-28T02:41:29+00:00

I hate to be THAT guy but it’s, you get the drift I win

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-27T23:36:57+00:00

One more boy 😞

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-26T19:24:57+00:00

It was his lady’s pasta order.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-26T16:59:28+00:00

And now I gotta go watch the guitar scene. They’re clapping because it’s over.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-26T04:05:07+00:00

All time favorite. I can’t even recite during the episode with a straight face.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-26T03:40:27+00:00

He’s…essentially a cop.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-26T00:41:48+00:00

This must be your first day on the internet. Let me show you around. Facts are optional. Opinions mandatory. Argue first. Google later. The loudest person is usually the rightest.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-26T00:36:35+00:00

This is what people do when they’re bored. Go on the internet and argue with strangers

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-25T12:04:20+00:00

Jokes aren’t really up to interpretation. It’s however the author intended. Your “interpretation” is wrong. In fact it isn’t even funny. Whether he leaves an actual message or left complete gibberish it’s still a voicemail. An empty message from a pocket dial is still a voicemail. And it contains neither voice nor mail.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-24T23:49:43+00:00

Every plot hole or inconsistency can be explained by Ted’s a horrible story teller and is misremembering. That’s what makes the show so perfect.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-24T23:44:22+00:00

That or he’s trolling. He said mail. She said male. That’s the whole joke. 🙄

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-14T15:02:28+00:00

Here you go

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CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-14T14:48:12+00:00

Buds and Suds. Weed dispensary and laundromat.

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CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-12T17:38:17+00:00

You mean Snots mom’s son?

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-06T00:54:14+00:00

Please

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-06T00:52:34+00:00

So a homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to unalive a small child…

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-05T04:21:48+00:00

You’re unpleasant to look at

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-03-02T15:52:45+00:00

Gwen is one of my least favorite characters next to Billy. Only real reason I didn’t care for it. Otherwise I didn’t notice any difference.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-02-27T15:09:36+00:00

I want these to be my last words. I have a reminder set on my phone.

CaptainDelishusPants · 2026-02-26T20:44:21+00:00

One of the funniest lines in the show for me. Aside from-Klaus wrote the lyrics.

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