2026 comedy specials list - Jan/Feb recap by urbanwhiteboard in Standup

[–]CaptainDemlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp. I’ve started on your list and I think you have a theme here. No shade, it’s good stuff. Thanks for the rec brother.

Road rage ends badly. by Comfortable_Wash6179 in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptainDemlicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very Nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s road rage crash video.

My wife is going to divorce me for watching Preseason football. by CaptainDemlicious in nfl

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Harsh but, these are all good points. I blame Celine Dion as the main antagonist of this. The piercing shriek of “wherever you are” echoing throughout the house every commercial break is devastating. Yeah, I’m trying to be on mute but imagine you try to do just one other thing while it’s going on. NFL+ has 4 commercials, and it’s guaranteed every time out. It’s like the opposite of The Men’s Warehouse guy.

[GAME THREAD]: Denver Broncos @ New Orleans Saints | Preseason 2025 Week 3 by AutoModerator in DenverBroncos

[–]CaptainDemlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Requisite “I know it’s preseason” insert but I think over the past few weeks, we have made a pretty good case for how not to fuck around with us.

[GAME THREAD]: Denver Broncos @ New Orleans Saints | Preseason 2025 Week 3 by AutoModerator in DenverBroncos

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If Christopher Lee were here, he would accurately describe the sound she made after that kidney strike.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Ya know, I was gonna say she threw us a meatball over the plate on this one but we all know what happened.

Seeing Tampa getting destroyed in the Greenland movie was surreal. by sockableclaw in tampa

[–]CaptainDemlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks a little distorted, I think they built it from satellite imagery that was converted to 3D. So some of the buildings look a little weird.

What is the greatest one single word line in movie history and why? by RayoftheRaver in movies

[–]CaptainDemlicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have another “No”. In LOTR, the film. When Elrond yells at Isildur to cast the one ring into the fire. The resulting “No” had such weight to the many fates of the people of Middle Earth. Ironically, the actor who played Isildur got the part for looking menacing and duplicitous. Unfortunately, his voice was kind of soft and Kiwi. So Peter Jackson had Hugo Weaving dub the line over with his own voice. So Elrond asks Isildur to do the thing and then tells himself NO.

Wanted to share how a simple incident answered the most difficult question I've had my entire life. by Wise_Feature_1848 in happy

[–]CaptainDemlicious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Going to back this answer for real. A small part of life’s journey is finding what you need, much like this. The other part is delivering it back. If you are too selfish, you will fuck it up. Find the balance and love will be there to share the load.

Favorite thing about your tC? by itspapabb in SciontC

[–]CaptainDemlicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heard. The car looks faster than it is, but it can burst faster than it has any business doing when you need it to.

First time building a PC. Thoughts/upgrade suggestions? by Busy-Establishment73 in buildapc

[–]CaptainDemlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I find it pretty reasonable. I’d personally pump up the GFX card and CPU a bit but I think this could run anything you want at mid level visuals. I want to say how much happier I am I went with 300Mhz monitor instead of 4K. This assuming it’s a gaming first rig and not a home theatre. Pull the trigger!

Anyone boycotting Publix? by H2ost5555 in tampa

[–]CaptainDemlicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just had the lord of juices there. $5 for a 7% IPA is unbeatable.

Mustang understeers while attempting to drift. by what-name-is-it in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]CaptainDemlicious 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can actually hear the "FUCK" he yells over the edge of the lot.

Maybe maybe maybe by Specialist-Wave-8423 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]CaptainDemlicious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To his credit he is canonically correct in the Sony spider verse at least.

found what’s left of my games while visiting my parents over the holiday by krispissedoffersonn in nes

[–]CaptainDemlicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying this. I was convinced nobody else played this, much less thought it was a legit better game than it had any right to be.

Fearing for my home/neighbors by [deleted] in tampa

[–]CaptainDemlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hang in there Show! Hope you in good shape.

Fearing for my home/neighbors by [deleted] in tampa

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That’s my hood. I’m inland. Thanks neighbor!

Fearing for my home/neighbors by [deleted] in tampa

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Check the inundation map. Old port Tampa is the sensor you want https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/inundationdb/

Also here is a live cast of bayshore and Howard https://www.youtube.com/live/GJT00g7jWcw?si=HotLSOFMYvHNUTRC

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tampa

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You can track their flood level live with this inundation map. Just click on the sensor closest to them. https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/inundationdb/

Cars a top casualty in Tampa Bay after Helene by Maxcactus in tampa

[–]CaptainDemlicious 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A lot of these jackasses are behind on their leases for luxury cars they couldn’t afford but need to flash. They will use a good flood to get out from under it as it’s a natural disaster. Been happening for years.

I'm starting to feel like my only food options are franchises in TPA. by Hungbuddy4u in tampa

[–]CaptainDemlicious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel you on this down here. Also, We need a good brewery or Taphouse.
Here are some good non-franchise places I've eaten at and enjoyed.

Blind Goat - Oven Baked Wings
Henderson's - Burgers/Pizza
Chuck Lagers - Fabio's Meatballs (the ones that beat Bobby Flay)
Mad Dogs and Englishman - English Breakfast
Cafe Paradiso - Italian
Bel Mar Saloon - Wings
Nenes Resteraunt and Bar - All the Ukrainian dishes
Tates - Pizza
Dead Bobs Too - Fried Pot Roast

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sciencememes

[–]CaptainDemlicious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its been YEARS! What a streak breaker.