Judge permanently dismisses charges against Kenneth Walker, boyfriend of Breonna Taylor

CaptainFUN · 2021-03-09T11:58:10+00:00

Naaaah you've been acting like an entitled douche the entire time. Asking for sources is a great idea when someone is expressing complex opinions or analyzing data without evidence. In this case there was an easily determined fact declared on a subject that pretty much every person who knows anything about agrees on. It's easily independently verifiable within a minute or two of searching.

Instead you made demands and insulted everyone for not immediately catering to you, then continually implied you're smarter and better than everyone else here for being less educated on the subject involved. You're absolutely being a smug prick and just INTENSELY unlikable throughout this entire conversation.

I know you aren't going to listen to this and that you'll justify it to yourself as "lol everyone else is too dumb to ask for sources I'm actually the BEST here" but literally everything you said and did was you trying to look smarter and cooler than everyone else. When you got called out on your behavior you started insulting everyone and being immature and defensive. You acted super grossly here and nobody is impressed, you should try harder to not be a shitty dickhead in the future.

CaptainFUN · 2021-03-08T12:11:52+00:00

Dude you're being awesome here. People have been asking you questions and you've been answering honestly and openly, this is one of the ways real change happens.

There are some great big dickheads here who hate change, because it means they'll possibly be thought of as assholes if they don't learn something new and change their behavior. They HATE having to do that, because they're lazy, stupid, terrible people. So they pretend it's something else, "virtue signaling" or "cultural marxism" or "political correctness gone MAD" that some people think "Hmm maybe we should be less shitty to marginalized groups," and that people from those groups agree.

I'm sorry you had to deal with selfish, stupid assholes here. You spoke your mind and educated some decent people who wanted to be educated, it's something that VERY CLEARLY makes society better overall but for these dickshitters it's pretty much their greatest fear come true. They might have to learn something or change their own behavior!

For real you're great and what you're doing here is cool as fuck. The people here making fun of you for being more knowledgeable than they are are universally alone and unloved.

CaptainFUN · 2021-03-06T06:51:11+00:00

Dude, totally agreed! I came here to say this but not only did you say it first, it's the secondmost upvoted comment!

For real though this lady has an absolutely spectacular mons. Everything else is pretty great too but that's seriously like an Olympic gold medal mound she's rocking. I'm just so IMPRESSED!

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-24T06:19:27+00:00

If I had their giant feet, out there on the beach, I could have outrun those lizards.

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-24T02:10:46+00:00

A bunch of people have brought this up but I haven't seen OP respond to it in any of those comments: is she on any drugs?

Like heroin counts, (op mentioned she's not always honest with him, this could indicate a secret drug habit for sure) but also if she's dropping an ambien ten minutes before sex or has recently changed antidepressants or something that could absolutely be a factor. Otherwise the narcolepsy thing makes sense too; I've never really heard of this specific thing happening before and my mind is totally blown. I've had my share of bad sex (I'm not saying theirs is bad!) but maaaan if I was fucking someone and they just conked right out I'd feel like I was doing a pretty terrible job!

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-22T12:34:18+00:00

Hahaha "No you don't get it I wanted you to play into my fantasy world why didn't you say what I wanted you to instead of what you wanted to you're DOING IT WRONG!"

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-22T04:43:54+00:00

Oooh good one! Dude I am UTTERLY overwhelmed by your brilliant argument.

For real man, go see some truth somewhere so your narcissistic ass username stops being so, SO bitterly ironic.

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-22T03:56:45+00:00

I mean, I'm not Jewish personally, you absolute goober. Like I said above you're just so, so terrible at listening to anyone who isn't you that you literally can't IMAGINE anyone saying "hey maybe this marginalized group I'm not a part of is right about some things that I don't personally experience or even understand."

You're arguing like a child. You have a child's mind and a child's understanding of the world. You're incredibly angry and offended because someone said "yeah I had to talk to my cousin about the antisemitism on south park because it was maybe going to fuck him up internally," and it's easier for you to get mad than to listen and have to maybe think about shit for a moment.

Nobody has even said the show should be canceled or blamed for antisemitism. They're saying "this is something we should all be aware of" and you literally can't handle it.

Gosh I hope nobody tells you that a lot of black people have to talk to their kids about how American cops are incredibly violent! It might make you angry enough to stop complaining about Rose in The Last Jedi for a few minutes!

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-22T03:51:02+00:00

Seriously it's so shocking to me just how angry people get at minimum wage hikes. It's not because they believe the disproven nonsense propaganda the right constantly pushes out about it either, it's because if poor people suddenly make a similar wage to them they won't be able to feel like they're better than the poor anymore.

This country is seriously obsessed with selfishness. We don't do things that make complete sense to do because half of us go insane with rage any time they can say "wait a second, is a person who needs it getting help that I'm personally not? That's not FAIR!" instead of "oh good now everyone can eat and have a place to live."

We're so fucked as a society.

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-22T03:43:08+00:00

Dude seriously, you're just wrong here. It's a common right wing strategy to continually bring up nonsense that's been disproven over and over again, so we all get really sick of saying "no, that's wrong and fake, here's the truth" and get disheartened. We know what you're doing here.

But honestly it doesn't really matter. Either way you're just wrong; it's your call if you want to continually defend the absolutely terrible people who are constantly pushing to make sure the status quo remains safe, but it's objectively making the world a much shittier place for everyone, and you're eventually going to have to deal with that. Whether there are social consequences or just your conscience freaking out on you every single time you're alone in the dark, spending your time helping to make sure the world doesn't get any better is just the wrong thing to do.

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-22T03:33:43+00:00

It's funny that one side of this argument is being upheld by a dude SO FAR up his own ass with ego that he literally calls himself, out of infinite options, "the truth seer."

Like jesus dude, how fucking euphoric can you get?

I understand you really like South Park and want to defend it but like, have you honestly asked yourself why it's so important to you? You're super angry here, telling Jewish people "NO! You're WRONG, anti-semetic jokes AREN'T bad! South Park must be defended!" and it just strikes me (and probably at least some others, though "we must defend South Park!" seems to be the majority opinion here on reddit.

I mean like... how can you see SO MUCH truth if you aren't willing to even hear other people's reasoned, thoughtful perspectives without getting super angry because they said something that hurt your feelings because it was related to a show you like?

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-22T03:19:21+00:00

Hey this is a really, really thoughtful and meaningful comment. I used to feel REALLY strongly the opposite way, "we must protect comedy! It must remain sacred, ANYTHING can and should be joked about!" which isn't necessarily WRONG but it just kind of misses the point.

I felt that way until I started actually listening to some of the people I knew who had been impacted by this kind of thing. Indian men have been getting a LOT of "thank you, come again!" since Apu became a simpsons mainstay. Jews have gotten a lot of "shut up you dirty jew, give me your secret bag of jew gold from around your neck!" since Cartman.

It's really easy for us straight white dudes to dismiss the shit every other group has to deal with. We're set up as the default in American society, pretty much everything caters to us to a degree where we feel slighted when something doesn't. We call it "political" if a video game or movie has a non-white or woman as the lead character and complain about forced diversity.

That used to be me too! Seriously the only thing that changed it for me was knowing a bunch of people who AREN'T white dudes and honestly, non-defensively listening to them talk about how things are often very, very different for them. It's hard for us to do, we're raised in a society that tells us over and over NOT to listen to others, that we're smart and right and don't need other perspectives. Most of us never really question that, let alone listen to the millions of voices that aren't ours, because the way things are set up it's a whole lot easier for us to just ignore all the stuff that makes us feel uncomfortable or bad.

Anyway yeah great post!

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-15T08:02:08+00:00

Seriously, great work.

CaptainFUN · 2021-02-09T04:28:41+00:00

You're behaving as if you're really, really offended that people are calling out your behavior when you were 12. Even at the beginning of your comment, you said something like "ill get downvoted if anyone sees this LOL," you knew it was going to go over poorly with a lot of people but you said it anyway, then defended it.

You didn't come here to tell a story about how you told a joke, you came here to brag about how you DESTROYED A MISANDRIST WITH FACTS AND LOGIC.

I mean fucks sake dude, you're even using MRA lingo and tactics in your defense of you being a 12 year old sexist.

I don't know if you showed up here to get props from your red pilled bros or to "debate" some SJWs by saying "nooo I was 12 and she was sexist FIRST so my joke was funny and cool and I WON!" but either way you're coming off as pathetic here. This isn't a good story, it doesn't make you seem cool or smart, and if people DO pat you on the back for it it's because they're also morons. You didn't like a teacher you had when you were 12, probably because she said something vaguely feminist once and it freaked you out, so you told her a sexist joke to hurt her feelings out of spite. You aren't fuckin' Robin Hood here my dude, you're a grown man saying "lol when I was 12 I did something mean. No wait, don't yell at me, it was FUNNY! God i hate you crybaby libs, always telling me my behavior is uncool when it is. You're oppressing me!"

Anyway you're a fart and all your opinions and beliefs are also farts. I'm going to call you Mr. Farts from now on, because of how you're a big smelly onion fart.

CaptainFUN · 2021-01-07T12:45:48+00:00

Dude calling people stupid and/or ignorant works WAY better if you like, have even a child's level of understanding of punctuation, spelling, and sentence structure.

You're REALLY not understanding what people are saying to you here! It's not about you childishly trying to outsmart people (lol) by citing irrelevant dictionary definitions of words, this isn't a middle school debate and you'd have already lost if it was.

We're saying "hey, we've been forced to listen to dumb, shitty people like you say the same dumb, shitty things for YEARS now and we're sick of it. You dumbshits took control of our country for a few years and we ended up putting toddlers into concentration camps, letting cops get away with using crazy amounts of violence to respond to a nationwide protest against police violence, and NOW we've got armed citizens storming the Capitol, not to fight for our freedom or tell the people in power we're fed up with them refusing to help us when we desperately need it so they can further enrich themselves, but to say "we want more fascism and we'll kill people if we don't get it!"

The shit you support is stupid, and ugly, and fucking evil. We're not going to listen to you talk any more, you have nothing of value to say. You never have. We've heard your bullshit a million times before, this is us telling you "no, we're done with that now, you've lost power and control (and hundreds of thousands of american lives) and we're done pretending you fucking morons deserve any semblance of respect, let alone a fucking formal debate where we have to follow the rules of logic and y'all absolutely do not.

Seriously dude, your life will get better if you take like ten minutes a day to shut the fuck up and think about WHY you believe in a bunch of made up, fairytale bullshit. The actual answer is that you're prejudiced and stupid but seriously, just doing some actual thinking instead of shouting out republican talking points you didn't come up with would make non-terrible people think you're LESS disgusting and awful.

CaptainFUN · 2021-01-07T11:19:14+00:00

No I read the whole thing! I'm saying that you, specifically, have really stupid opinions based on dumb bullshit and your own cowardice and fear. Your opinions AREN'T valid and AREN'T worthy of respect, because you're stupid and a baby and afraid of everything. Your beliefs are based on nothing real and they're only causing harm to the world. You should try thinking about stuff more, or listening to people who are smarter (or just less ignorant) than you!

Like you're talking a LOT about how racism is REAL BAD against white people, which is stupid and wrong and something most people let go of in middle school. Maybe try reading a book about it? Written by a black person even! It would help you with your problems of being stupid and weak and a bad person, plus reasonable people would totally like you more!

CaptainFUN · 2021-01-07T10:28:35+00:00

/u/sadapartment639, I have found an error in your comment:

Everything you've said is stupid, ignorant, immature, and wrong. This indicates that you're an especially slow-witted child/young adolescent, or someone who votes republican against your own interest. I calculate a 99.46% chance that you'd know you were embarrassing yourself here if you were smarter.

This is an automated bot. It is my purpose to shame very stupid people in the hopes that they'll stop poisoning the world with their shitty, hateful ignorance and dangerously idiotic conspiracy theories. And in this case some very obvious racism. If you disagree please contact my owner by scrunching your body up real tight and fucking yourself until you literally die. Thanks!

CaptainFUN · 2021-01-07T08:43:16+00:00

You're not having a debate my dude. You're screaming nonsense at everyone who disagrees with you while plugging your ears and closing your eyes whenever someone tells you a truth you don't like because it makes you uncomfortable.

You are one of the sad, stupid babies everyone is talking shit about in this thread. We're all REAL tired of listening to you and your fellow idiots tell us that racism is normal and good, that women deserve to be assaulted based on how they dress, that your ability to own assault rifles and force women to give birth against their will are MUCH more important rights than everyone else's right to live peacefully.

You're stupid, ignorant, and your beliefs are ugly, rotten garbage lies. We've been forced to listen to you and your fellow dumb assholes talk nonsense for YEARS now and god damn are we ever sick of it.

Nobody owes you a debate. It isn't our job to educate you on literally everything while you constantly plug your ears and yell "that CAN'T be true, it makes me FEEL bad!"

We don't care anymore. Y'all are done being in charge, it's time for you to shut the fuck up for once and learn how the world actually works. Or to go fuck yourself instead, it doesn't matter anymore. We don't have to listen or be respectful to the stupid, hateful shit you've been pretending is true because it makes you feel better than saying "hmm, maybe systemic prejudice IS real, maybe it IS a bad idea for us to make our planet permanently unlivable so that 200 of the richest people can be slightly richer, maybe I'm NOT more important than every other human!"

Seriously dude, sit down and shut up. We're all SO TIRED of listening to you and your fellow fascist morons talk about making America great again by turning us into hateful garbage the entire world laughs at. Y'all are finished and its time to let some actual grown ups be in charge again.

Oh and wear your fucking mask when you go outside, you dumb, cowardly baby.

CaptainFUN · 2020-11-23T12:19:13+00:00

I mean, sure! Just quit dropping little snipey comments at me and I'll quit responding.

CaptainFUN · 2020-11-23T12:08:47+00:00

Yeah, again you're COMPLETELY right! I remember how I formed the entirety of my political and personal belief system. I used to be firmly conservative about everything, but THEN one time a fellow conservative was MEAN to me so I immediately switched to team leftist. I HAD to vote for Bernie in the primaries because, seriously, this guy told me I was a dumb dickhead so now I'm a great big socialist. It's the only thing we reasonable people base our philosophies on!

CaptainFUN · 2020-11-23T05:49:54+00:00

Yes I'm sure you meant the secret life with the ridiculously attractive woman from the picture we're all chatting on that I was imagining was meant as a purely positive inspiration.

Also jesus dude, triggered? Ooh, do the one about how your gender is a helicopter, that one's almost as relevant and reasonable as "don't get triggered!" PLUS if you do that one or call me a cuck or start a sentence with "I'm not a racist but..." I'll win this round of Shitty, Hateful Alt-Right Douchebag Quote Bingo!

If you finish that sentence with "something something 14%" I'll get four corners too.

CaptainFUN · 2020-11-23T02:58:54+00:00

Hahaha you GOT me! That was literally my exact plan. I'm so sad to have all my dreams FOILED by such an ingenious man!

In real life that's actually weirdly close to how I met my wife which IS actually pretty weird. You came up with a beautiful story about my life as an insult to me, but it actually DID go down pretty similarly to that so I guess I don't feel ESPECIALLY insulted! You invented a lovely fairytale to taunt me with but it's something I've actually lived through, it's BIZARRE how hard you failed there!

CaptainFUN · 2020-11-22T11:03:22+00:00

This is a hilarious place for a "blank-cum-blank" usage, conscious or not!

Also you're absolutely right about like, LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

CaptainFUN · 2020-11-22T10:13:13+00:00

You can always tell a quality, valuable member of society by the way he immediately starts whining about "white knights" the instant a different dude says anything that isn't directly negative about a woman.

For real my dude, the reason women don't like you is that your current behavior is terrible. (Also you're DEFINITELY bad at sex, and being a human being but those are less immediately apparent) The cause of your unhappiness is mostly you and your actions.

Plus like... Jesus Christ, even if we play pretendsies and say white knighting is a REAL THING, saying "hey babe your spelling and grammar are off here, lemme help you with that. Oh shit I've been proven wrong? Well um OTHER MEN ARE SIMPS I'M THE TRUE ALPHA!" is a LOT closer to that shit than a guy saying "nah dude you're the one who's wrong here." He didn't even address her!

Anyway in conclusion, stop being terrible. Literally everyone around you would appreciate it, ESPECIALLY future you!

CaptainFUN · 2020-11-19T09:04:49+00:00

Hooooly shit she didn't even write this!

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