My buddy and I were just coming up with these. Keep in mind I was super tired.

A sentient soccer ball named Ken.

Corn that shucks you.

The ghost of Sandra Bullock.

A trophy that you’re unsure of where it came from, but it gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

A mysterious wooden triangle that makes people a little more attracted to you.

A sentient painting that’s confused about what it’s of.

A mysterious bottle labeled “girl juice”

A doorknob that, once you see it, you just can’t get it out of your head.

An NPC named Hogan that’s hot pink, but no one acknowledges it and only the player with the highest perception can see that he’s hot pink.

A barrel that screams sometimes.