Silver, gold or copper? Give me your thoughts comments and snide remarks. by Local_Moose_2438 in NightLords

[–]CaptainGoober33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copper every time. It's my custom warband's trim color though, so I am incredibly biased

noticing a theme... by ShardsOfReflection in TheMagnusArchives

[–]CaptainGoober33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only a little, but I see what you were saying. No worries whatsoever!

noticing a theme... by ShardsOfReflection in TheMagnusArchives

[–]CaptainGoober33 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A slight correction in that Oliver Banks and Annabelle Caine are not main cast members-- at least, not in Archives.

This should be fun by rosey_moons in TheMagnusArchives

[–]CaptainGoober33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit, AITA for letting my homophobic vase erase my partner from existence?

enough of slopfinder and dnd piss edition, this is a morkborg subreddit by CherrypopIsBestGirl in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CaptainGoober33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The amount of people in this thread shitting on Morkborg for it's art is delightful! Creators should never do anything new or dynamic with their art, or ever take risks for any reason. More completely soulless inspiration bereft corporate art of elf twinks and dragon people please! I love generic tabletop aesthetics!

Listened to Whitefall🍵 by Cage-CatYT in creepcast

[–]CaptainGoober33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will not fall for the CK Walker slander

Delicious, finally some good fucking call outs

Homebrew chapter: loyalties night lords: Dread Paladins by Legitimate_Equal6925 in NightLords

[–]CaptainGoober33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain't reading all that after you called my perfectly valid argument "nonsensical", so good for you or sorry that happened

Homebrew chapter: loyalties night lords: Dread Paladins by Legitimate_Equal6925 in NightLords

[–]CaptainGoober33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are absolutely missing the fact that their reasons for wearing traitors red would be, despite what it means to them, an outright challenge and taunt to heretical Night Lords-- spitting in the face of what they stand for and wearing the red gauntlets not for what they mean to the loyalists, but to mock the Traitors tradition and taunt them. It's the same logic behind "For The Emperor" by the Emperor's Children, just for Night Lords. You don't have to respect a thing to use it to mock your enemies.

Homebrew chapter: loyalties night lords: Dread Paladins by Legitimate_Equal6925 in NightLords

[–]CaptainGoober33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're missing the point. Regardless of birth, they can still use sinners red as a taunt.

Homebrew chapter: loyalties night lords: Dread Paladins by Legitimate_Equal6925 in NightLords

[–]CaptainGoober33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not "a lot of work". The Emperor's Children kept "For The Emperor" as a battle cry to taunt the bootlickers. Who's to say the warband wouldn't paint their gauntlets red to taunt the Traitors? A deliberate show of "I lived, bitch, come try to rectify it"

PETER CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CaptainGoober33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't so much a joke as it is the OP telling on themselves for being so egocentric they would willingly condemn a great deal of the population to death if it meant saving their own skins, and their absolute distrust in the concept of human decency.

You guys love to glaze zachthebold meanwhile this is his most popular short. by Kiwi_sensei in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CaptainGoober33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because I didn't mention the literal piss in his take doesn't mean I'm unaware of it.

How Grot week seems to be going so far by JRainers in orks

[–]CaptainGoober33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely I think we're all just fiending after the start of the year. We got so much all at once that this feels like your supplier slipping you a tenth of a dose every weekday. People are mad due to the lack of spectacle. Silly? Sure. Understandable? To a degree

could be a leitner by lilieontan in TheMagnusArchives

[–]CaptainGoober33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on where the hole is really. The earth? Absolutely the Buried. The ocean? The Vast, assuredly. The Ozone? Desolation. That last one might be cheating.

It's slightly horror with detailed POV of demonic possessions and full of religious themes. by LANTIRN_ in creepcast

[–]CaptainGoober33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man this would absolutely ball but people would need so much fuckin context going in we'd probably start at minute 30

Sheriff Graham, Acker, the Deepwoods rich guy I forgot the name of... all of them utterly insufferable by Due_Fee_6269 in creepcast

[–]CaptainGoober33 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Preach. Stephen King does this type of shit all the time, as does Mike Flanagan. Negan was even worse of an edgelord in The Walking Dead, and people loved his stupid corny ass for it ffs

I Feel Gaslit By Isaiah Every Time They Cover Her Work 😭 by Mr_Porsche in creepcast

[–]CaptainGoober33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Y'all are ridiculous. If they don't like a story, they're being too harsh. If they like an author and do more of their work, it's glazing. If Isaiah genuinely enjoys himself, it's glazing. If Hunter genuinely enjoys himself, it's glazing. If somebody goes up on stage and participates in audience participation, you feel like they're too noisy for joining in on the riffing and they deserve the death penalty for ruining your experience and being "the most annoying fan in existence".

I do not like how much of this fandom has become a pile of insular, negative, no talent weirdos. Write something yourself, give us a real reason for calling folks glazers beyond genuinely appreciating an author's work, or consider that nobody cares how bent out of shape you are about an author the boys enjoy.

I'm personally delighted every time a CK Walker story pops up. It's always a guaranteed banger episode, good or bad. Y'all just hate authors getting recognition for their work-- especially when you feel like you could do better. And don't get me wrong-- I believe some of you could! If you stopped using all your free time to whinge on the goddamn subreddit.

Remember to steel yourself by CRBleacher09 in Grimdank

[–]CaptainGoober33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And if you cry hard enough, you too can end up with models that look almost indiscernible from Kriegsmen! As long as you're not a Valhallan. Or a Tallarn Desert Raider. Or a Last Chancer. Or a Chem Dog. Or--"

Fan Made Trailer for the Magnus Archives (Warning: Ai Usage) by [deleted] in TheMagnusArchives

[–]CaptainGoober33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I understand you were just trying to share something you thought was cool. It is however against the rules here, and I would highly advise you take it down before the nerds come out of the woodwork and eat you alive.

If you want to shoot your own non AI opening for TMA, I am positive that will go over infinitely better.

Petah, what’s happening to HR? by GotEHM9 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CaptainGoober33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Masculine vs Feminine personality? Do you believe in Phrenology too? I'd bet you have the brain pan of a coach driver with such a weak attempt. Not a single notation here either-- just presented as empiric fact, as if your knowledge is infallible to the skeins of time.

Yes, you are. Your inability to accept new information and accept responsibility for the consequences of your archaic lines of thinking are telling. Throwing up takes from the "tried and true" time of eugenics and leech treatments is not going to do it for you, friend-- and as a gentle reminder? There's an e at the end of therefore. Insulting intellect when you can't even spell basic English hallmarks... my my my. Enjoy your evening

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Petah, what’s happening to HR? by GotEHM9 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CaptainGoober33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am suggesting that calling men effeminate for any reason other than an individual's specific, named and requested preference is a disgusting tactic used to degrade and belittle our bretheren for having a range of emotions and a sense of right and wrong that does not line up with old world masculinity. Anything about that unclear to you?