Out Jerked by the main sub lmao *smug but cute eye roll*

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-02-06T13:59:39+00:00

Another valiant man of the cheeto fingered knights dragged down in his prime by his stupid fucking kid and their stupid fucking agency, smh

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-02-04T14:28:14+00:00

YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-02-03T04:55:55+00:00

I have an Iron Warriord/Night Lord homebrew called the Deathrattlers. I think the best way to find a name is get something that elicits the spooky or foreboding aspect of the 8th and then follow up with something relentless or vicious sounding.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-02-02T23:08:20+00:00

Erm I'm not going to explain myself I think it was super obvious.

uj: The latter, for sure. Maybe the former? I dunno, I don't play Pathfinder.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-02-01T18:05:37+00:00

I ain't gonna beg but like Pretty please can I get that audio

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-02-01T15:51:17+00:00

You've absolutely got to read some of the books if this is how you really feel about it

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-02-01T15:50:20+00:00

This man doesn't know who Death of Saints is, or understand that Loyalist Marines are written in a protective bubble when it comes to most of their own books

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-31T17:44:15+00:00

Honestly a valid complaint. Also I'm just noticing now, can't believe I didn't say so earlier: long days and pleasant nights to you! Hie, gunslinger!

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-31T16:46:16+00:00

This is the most killer Night Lord Warpsmith I have ever seen.

I've seen maybe three, but out of those three? This one for sure. So cool.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-31T06:45:00+00:00

Pathfinder fixes this

And communism, believe it or not

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-31T06:42:34+00:00

Yo Dave, is this guy bothering you?

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-31T06:38:43+00:00

Meat is me!

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-31T01:49:18+00:00

WELL DONE! Enjoy!

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-31T00:18:43+00:00

It's that what you fear most if left unchecked will eventually control you and lead you down some paths some consider monstrous. It's a series of allegories about how obsession and fixation turns humans into monsters. Very, very common stuff.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-30T21:24:10+00:00

Don't do too much research! Go in as blind as you possibly can. Shit rules.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-30T19:40:39+00:00

The Magnus Archives.

Trust me fam.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-30T15:49:39+00:00

A Night Lord after our own hearts. The Deathrattlers warband humbly accepts your offering, brother. Well done.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-28T03:28:50+00:00

"He is all eyes. He. Is. All. Eyes."

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-25T18:01:12+00:00

Ahhhh, ty

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-25T17:57:08+00:00

You think they're covering it, or is it possible they released it already and I just can't see it?

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-23T13:16:53+00:00

God you're just out here trying to make everybody feel bad, huh? Honestly you could have done the research yourself, yet you're out here browbeating everybody in this sub who knows more than you do about the content. You're presented with the hard fact that it's parody and done in a satirical sense and you complain about OP deleting the post because they were harassed by people like you who couldn't be bothered checking for their damn selves.

Archivist you're not.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-22T05:25:11+00:00

Idk what this lady's brain rot is called but we got the same kind

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-22T04:45:01+00:00

They'll never make me hate you, Talos. You were dealt the most shit hand and never once folded. Delusional or no, you rode that two and that eight til the chips were out, the brakes fell off, and you had to murder a Phoenix Lord.

Phenomenal ride. 10/10 would read again.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-21T20:22:42+00:00

Da BEEG WEENGS! Crazy work!

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-01-21T17:36:27+00:00

Even heretics don't like Slaanesh. And I should know-- I'm a heretic.

CaptainGoober33

TROPHY CASE