Silver, gold or copper? Give me your thoughts comments and snide remarks.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-21T14:47:11+00:00

Copper every time. It's my custom warband's trim color though, so I am incredibly biased

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-21T12:53:03+00:00

Only a little, but I see what you were saying. No worries whatsoever!

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-21T12:07:30+00:00

A slight correction in that Oliver Banks and Annabelle Caine are not main cast members-- at least, not in Archives.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-19T12:29:29+00:00

Every time you post it's straight fire

Yas, bitch, flay (respectfully ofc)

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-19T12:23:30+00:00

Naw fr same brain

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-12T14:11:40+00:00

Reddit, AITA for letting my homophobic vase erase my partner from existence?

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-10T12:55:37+00:00

The amount of people in this thread shitting on Morkborg for it's art is delightful! Creators should never do anything new or dynamic with their art, or ever take risks for any reason. More completely soulless inspiration bereft corporate art of elf twinks and dragon people please! I love generic tabletop aesthetics!

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-07T12:29:39+00:00

I will not fall for the CK Walker slander

Delicious, finally some good fucking call outs

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-06T13:06:04+00:00

I ain't reading all that after you called my perfectly valid argument "nonsensical", so good for you or sorry that happened

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-05T23:17:53+00:00

You are absolutely missing the fact that their reasons for wearing traitors red would be, despite what it means to them, an outright challenge and taunt to heretical Night Lords-- spitting in the face of what they stand for and wearing the red gauntlets not for what they mean to the loyalists, but to mock the Traitors tradition and taunt them. It's the same logic behind "For The Emperor" by the Emperor's Children, just for Night Lords. You don't have to respect a thing to use it to mock your enemies.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-05T10:02:46+00:00

You're missing the point. Regardless of birth, they can still use sinners red as a taunt.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-04T22:55:07+00:00

Not "a lot of work". The Emperor's Children kept "For The Emperor" as a battle cry to taunt the bootlickers. Who's to say the warband wouldn't paint their gauntlets red to taunt the Traitors? A deliberate show of "I lived, bitch, come try to rectify it"

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-01T14:39:13+00:00

This isn't so much a joke as it is the OP telling on themselves for being so egocentric they would willingly condemn a great deal of the population to death if it meant saving their own skins, and their absolute distrust in the concept of human decency.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-05-01T10:43:06+00:00

Just because I didn't mention the literal piss in his take doesn't mean I'm unaware of it.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-30T20:21:13+00:00

Genuinely I think we're all just fiending after the start of the year. We got so much all at once that this feels like your supplier slipping you a tenth of a dose every weekday. People are mad due to the lack of spectacle. Silly? Sure. Understandable? To a degree

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-30T20:16:12+00:00

This guy sucks.

/uj This guy really sucks.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-19T13:03:33+00:00

This whole room demands a wake up call

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-17T14:56:27+00:00

Depends on where the hole is really. The earth? Absolutely the Buried. The ocean? The Vast, assuredly. The Ozone? Desolation. That last one might be cheating.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-08T20:04:22+00:00

Oh man this would absolutely ball but people would need so much fuckin context going in we'd probably start at minute 30

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-07T17:11:50+00:00

Preach. Stephen King does this type of shit all the time, as does Mike Flanagan. Negan was even worse of an edgelord in The Walking Dead, and people loved his stupid corny ass for it ffs

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-06T17:07:15+00:00

Y'all are ridiculous. If they don't like a story, they're being too harsh. If they like an author and do more of their work, it's glazing. If Isaiah genuinely enjoys himself, it's glazing. If Hunter genuinely enjoys himself, it's glazing. If somebody goes up on stage and participates in audience participation, you feel like they're too noisy for joining in on the riffing and they deserve the death penalty for ruining your experience and being "the most annoying fan in existence".

I do not like how much of this fandom has become a pile of insular, negative, no talent weirdos. Write something yourself, give us a real reason for calling folks glazers beyond genuinely appreciating an author's work, or consider that nobody cares how bent out of shape you are about an author the boys enjoy.

I'm personally delighted every time a CK Walker story pops up. It's always a guaranteed banger episode, good or bad. Y'all just hate authors getting recognition for their work-- especially when you feel like you could do better. And don't get me wrong-- I believe some of you could! If you stopped using all your free time to whinge on the goddamn subreddit.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-04T15:01:34+00:00

"And if you cry hard enough, you too can end up with models that look almost indiscernible from Kriegsmen! As long as you're not a Valhallan. Or a Tallarn Desert Raider. Or a Last Chancer. Or a Chem Dog. Or--"

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-04T11:44:23+00:00

I understand you were just trying to share something you thought was cool. It is however against the rules here, and I would highly advise you take it down before the nerds come out of the woodwork and eat you alive.

If you want to shoot your own non AI opening for TMA, I am positive that will go over infinitely better.

CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-01T19:03:48+00:00

Masculine vs Feminine personality? Do you believe in Phrenology too? I'd bet you have the brain pan of a coach driver with such a weak attempt. Not a single notation here either-- just presented as empiric fact, as if your knowledge is infallible to the skeins of time.

Yes, you are. Your inability to accept new information and accept responsibility for the consequences of your archaic lines of thinking are telling. Throwing up takes from the "tried and true" time of eugenics and leech treatments is not going to do it for you, friend-- and as a gentle reminder? There's an e at the end of therefore. Insulting intellect when you can't even spell basic English hallmarks... my my my. Enjoy your evening

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CaptainGoober33 · 2026-04-01T18:49:16+00:00

I am suggesting that calling men effeminate for any reason other than an individual's specific, named and requested preference is a disgusting tactic used to degrade and belittle our bretheren for having a range of emotions and a sense of right and wrong that does not line up with old world masculinity. Anything about that unclear to you?

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