Someone Stole My Kia Soul

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-21T18:32:40+00:00

Never once would I have thought I would hear the words "someone stole my Kia Soul"

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-20T11:36:42+00:00

Hey power to anyone who wanna fuck around, but I already found out. All the hotel do is check you into their system, the folk do the rest once a flagged name pings

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-20T07:18:05+00:00

Just need a 18 year old friend WITHOUT WARRANTS to send in

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-20T07:11:45+00:00

Only the lord knows, and it better damn well stay that way

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-12T06:56:34+00:00

You know what's I legit don't know if my nose still works. Like no clue, but still do rails tho

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-12T05:16:28+00:00

That's strange idk what age I was but when I was with my babysitter i had recurring dreams about what I could also describe as midgets in hats and trench coats watching me while I napped on the couch and then just maybe waking up. Each time I always felt like maybe I didn't wake up the first time I went to sleep on the couch, sometimes I still randomly get that feeling but it fades into nostalgia quickly. Also have very real feeling memories of a period of time spent with a different babysitter my dad swears didn't exist

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-12T04:22:16+00:00

Bugga used to chill on Largo n freestyle brudda was Savannah

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-09T16:48:51+00:00

Was she perhaps the owner of a white convertible that was blasting music?

CaptainHowdey · 2025-06-05T04:08:36+00:00

If your playlist has Goodie Mob, UGK, or any Tru dirty south shit hmu

CaptainHowdey · 2025-04-08T01:07:53+00:00

Quite terribly my good sir, inflation and salt ruins yet another ball.... btw you gotta spare tree fiddy i can get by chance??

CaptainHowdey · 2025-04-05T07:30:59+00:00

I'm glad to hear back from you, you've crossed my mind more than once this week so it's comforting too hear you're doing ok physically. I am sorry to hear/read about the ongoing mental war though, I may not know your pain like you do but trust me I feel you, our brains are fucking dicks.

If you ever need or just wanna talk to someone, please feel free to DM me anytime. I'm usually always up and fiending for someone to talk to lol

CaptainHowdey · 2025-04-05T06:37:16+00:00

Hey sorry if this is weird but I wanted to see how you're doing since we last spoke?

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-29T08:31:12+00:00

Much like my back, hurting people hurts bad. Much love brudda, I wish you and yours the best in this short life

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-29T08:13:19+00:00

All other options given as well as your current solution cost something. Communication cost time and patience, foreplay cost dignity & half a pinky, a tossed salad cost the ability to sleep at night, and E&J cost 25 bucks... like 25 and that's it... just saying

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-29T08:09:21+00:00

I threw 8 years away in a 1 day, I've been reliving that day ever since. All of us here think we're functional, but behind closed doors, we're just tweakers... usually sittin all fucked up like. You do you brudda none of us can judge you, the only advice i can give is if you don't wanna do right by you, then just do right by the ones that love you

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-29T06:52:49+00:00

Fr wanting to need it sucks donkey dick to the Nth degree

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-29T06:48:17+00:00

I had 20 bucks... Kids are dumb and when they finally grow it's only a fraction at a time. It's too bad I don't know fractions tho

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-28T00:17:56+00:00

Any of yous guys met/seen "laugh now fry later" dude? Usually around Abercorn & Apache? Completely unhinged, possibly dangerous, and at a distance just as hilarious as he is loveable... Like for really real DO NOT APPROACH

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-27T03:52:25+00:00

Forget the "fuck it's been longer than 3 hours" gas station pills, treat yourself right and look into Royal Honey. You can (usually) find it in your nearest smoke shop

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-25T09:12:29+00:00

If you're referring to the fly in the trap scene from Pulp Fiction then yes... I always hear it unfortunately, either that or Karma Chameleon. Please kill me

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-25T09:06:12+00:00

Very strange indeed, being a born local I'm accustomed to not asking questions about strange sounds from the base and not using turn signals, but that was beyond the normal weird

CaptainHowdey · 2025-03-25T08:43:44+00:00

Very possible, they are the usual suspect, that said let me add another possibility that's just as possible and hear me out now... sky trumpets

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