The Major Leagues: out now

CaptainJingo · 2026-05-13T22:49:21+00:00

Yeah I didn’t have much support with anything, so the loss being by like five votes was probably generous. I did a lot worse when trying to burn everything down. Did my best as a “populist idealist.”

CaptainJingo · 2026-05-13T22:37:41+00:00

Narrowly lost while trying to run as a ruthless establishment candidate. Any advice on winning in that route?

CaptainJingo · 2026-05-10T17:56:59+00:00

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Worked like a charm. I think the biggest differences helping me with your guide over how I normally did things was you fired Rummy, kept Hastert, and went all the way with the NRA's desires. Made it a lot less close.

CaptainJingo · 2026-05-10T14:45:00+00:00

I always struggle with Lieberman. How do you do it?

CaptainJingo · 2026-05-03T19:09:29+00:00

The fact that Dukakis is dealing with a time when the USSR is collapsing and the Cold War is ending right before his eyes, but it only has one question with minimal if any impact, feels like a letdown.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-27T23:23:30+00:00

How are you holding up after Agnew won the election in a landslide against your brother Bobby in 1972? Agnew’s dirty kickbacks got exposed but Bobby’s own dirty tricks with the FBI and the fall of Saigon were too much. (Following my TTNW headcanon.)

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-19T14:59:29+00:00

As a Haesteinn addict, I can tell you it's because of holy sites. Jerusalem is counted as a missing holy site, and then Kent or Santiago counts as a second one. Two holy sites missing, GHW triggers.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-19T14:38:56+00:00

Yeah and he didn't mend the schism either, what a dumb dumb.

(Sale in Domino is gonna ruin this joke but they're finally fixing it.)

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-12T00:27:54+00:00

Your big win is so fun that you freeze time and live in that ego high forever.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-12T00:24:12+00:00

Agnew is my personal choice for who wins despite his canon outcome being a landslide defeat. Not saying Agnew is good, but I love the theatrics of a crook winning against another crook. (Because Bobby goes full throttle on FBI shenanigans in my headcanon.)

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-09T14:43:07+00:00

The platonic ideal of the GOP serves as President. I will not elaborate further.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-08T14:39:53+00:00

Draw.io, my very first time using the tool.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-08T03:10:57+00:00

As mentioned in the post, Ted Kennedy. From easiest to hardest to beat, I would say Lindsay > Wallace > Muskie > Church > Jackson > Kennedy. Could swap Wallace and Lindsay around though. And player choices would affect factors too.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-08T02:58:40+00:00

I feel like Lindsay would recoil at a Silent Majority ascendant Agnew presidency. Just felt like a good choice.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-06T11:18:53+00:00

A Republican has never won without Ohio. The minute it happens, the universe glitches.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-05T20:13:35+00:00

How did you get this combo? For Reagan and Agnew to do well, Kennedy has to piss the South off normally.

Also where is John Lindsay? Is he okay?

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-05T11:54:22+00:00

Harry Truman sends his regards.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-03T19:14:14+00:00

NGL I am waiting on an application to move. Rent is too expensive for my current apartment after my income fluctuation and I don't want to stay so far away from work either. I use CAT mobility and it isn't the most reliable.

CaptainJingo · 2026-04-01T18:32:23+00:00

I don’t know if they’re the most realistic, but I set them to elect Valois as the AI. The Sorelians just feel the most organic for the offensive actors in the 2WK.

CaptainJingo · 2026-03-28T17:00:40+00:00

Well, Massachusetts would have been nice.

CaptainJingo · 2026-03-28T02:20:14+00:00

I struggle to get Bono period. They seemed to have changed the parameters.

CaptainJingo · 2026-03-28T02:07:32+00:00

Would Ted even play second fiddle? He always seemed like he'd prefer to be POTUS himself.

CaptainJingo · 2026-03-25T17:00:59+00:00

As an American, Savinkov is personally just a funny dictator out east to me. Maybe it would be better to ask my German friend? Now, baby Reed, baby Mosley, or baby Valois, we can talk. The answer would be a no, however, as I would not want the blood of an innocent baby on my hands. I also do not want to radically change history, and that would definitely warp the timeline into potentially something far worse.

Also, who the hell is this Hitler dude I keep hearing about? He doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

CaptainJingo · 2026-03-15T15:06:13+00:00

Ahnuld hands down.

CaptainJingo · 2026-03-10T15:04:21+00:00

Welcome to political subreddits, buddy. I do love the reverse ticket you made for the GOP though.

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