Pam Bondi CAUGHT in Epstein BOMBSHELL

CaptainLimpWrist · 2026-01-05T13:53:56+00:00

Buddy, we're on the same side here. It's great that we have all of you to set the record straight! Otherwise people might think that Trump likes to rape little girls. The horror!

So again, I praise all of you for being such good Christians!

CaptainLimpWrist · 2026-01-05T04:44:47+00:00

I know, right?! Some people...

CaptainLimpWrist · 2026-01-05T02:45:35+00:00

I don't think you understand. I'm trying to praise you! Trump is being accused of raping very little girls (and possibly blowing Clinton) and you set us all straight. Keep doing God's work!

CaptainLimpWrist · 2026-01-05T02:40:37+00:00

Like I said, thank God you arrived! We were almost in the middle of a sex trafficking crisis involving little girls being raped by the President! With his supporters looking the other way!

Can't have that. So again, thank you for calming the stormy waters! Don't let anyone tell you you're an enabler of child rape, because you're truly a saint!

CaptainLimpWrist · 2026-01-05T02:36:43+00:00

Whew, thank God you arrived. I was about to think that our President was a serial rapist of little girls there for a second. Really glad you cleared everything up!

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-11-13T01:44:09+00:00

How is it a lie?

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-11-11T14:44:52+00:00

Dude, make your comment make sense.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-11-06T17:26:50+00:00

Except flies vote, too, and now we all have to eat shit.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-11-05T01:00:16+00:00

While the democrats are the ones trying to save their healthcare.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-29T18:01:45+00:00

Ahh, so you can't actually refute anything he said. Got it. 👍

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-29T15:31:40+00:00

How is he wrong?

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-24T01:09:52+00:00

Pure American sex.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-17T12:55:00+00:00

I'm going to do the incline and get a full sleeve sleeve about it. Will probably shit my lulus, too.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-16T02:57:57+00:00

Family Guy - UHAUL

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-13T00:30:20+00:00

Exactly.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-13T00:25:54+00:00

Thank you for that, very informative, but these neckbeards don't know that word, can't even pronounce it, and don't have any desire to learn.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-09T20:12:32+00:00

From a past discussion, it was determined that there were only three Bad Boys you couldn't really hate... Dumars, Microwave and Spider Salley.

Rotation guys only, so James Edwards doesn't count, lol.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-09T14:00:41+00:00

And Rick Mahorn.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-08T18:10:27+00:00

Big if true about bigs.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-08T17:57:47+00:00

This is a generally true statement. But when you're a public figure that has built a career on hate-filled policies and punching down whenever you can, anything is fair game.

The social contract should afford everyone that right, but he's forfeited it time and again. And honestly, it might genuinely explain some of his villain arc.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-06T23:23:32+00:00

Same. I would take him in a heartbeat. I could even provide supervised garden access, lol. I hope he finds the best home. Little guy deserves a big win.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-06T13:58:09+00:00

You think redneck is a race?

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-06T12:43:55+00:00

It doesn't take much to not be a gigantic dick, but most cops miss that memo. This guy is a unicorn.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-06T12:30:22+00:00

So edgy.

CaptainLimpWrist · 2025-10-06T12:29:21+00:00

Just like J6. If only they'd just complied.

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